So, Louisiana’s junior U.S. senator is teaming up with that constitutional scholar Tommy Tuberville and nine other senators and senators-elect to challenge Joe Biden’s victory over President Tweet Thang in the November election that the Tweeter-in-Chief lost by more than 7 million votes.
John Neely Kennedy’s decision to embark on this exercise in futility should make his Louisiana constituents very proud. We have a damned fool wasting his time on this B.S. effort to undermine the nation’s democratic process while 350,000 Americans have died of coronavirus (that’s more than half the 675,000 Americans who died in the Spanish Flu pandemic – which lasted more than two years, compared to one year of coronavirus so far).
Instead of trying to learn why the Trump administration fell more than 16 million short of the 20 million who were supposed to receive the vaccinations by Dec. 31, he would rather grandstand, pontificate and spew his homey Foghorn Leghorn banalities as he always does (Name one thing he’s done in four years in the Senate other than run his mouth).
Kennedy is going to spend his time on this fruitless challenge even as we learn of a massive computer hack of our government by Russians.
Kennedy feels this Rudy Giuliani-esque exercise is more important than the bounties paid by Russia to Taliban militants to kill Americans.
Kennedy would rather grandstand and garner face time on network television than take a serious interest in helping millions of Americans – including Louisianans – who are out of work, facing eviction, losing unemployment benefits and going hungry.
Kennedy would prefer to reject the decision of the American people in a democratic election in order to suck up to Trump. Remember when the Republicans (and Trump) were saying IMPEACHMENT was part of an attempt to NULLIFY the 2016 election?
Kennedy would rather stand with Tuberville and nine other crackpots than take his job as senator seriously.
Why do I single out Tuberville over the other nine who are continuing their attempt to thwart the democratic process when 60 – count ‘em, 60 – court challenges of the election have already proved unsuccessful? Kennedy says he wants the legal process to play out. Well, it has, John Boy, it has.
But let’s return to Tuberville.
It’s not like he’s squeaky clean himself. He was just a little too close to JOHN DAVID STROUD for my comfort. I know, that’s guilt by association. But let’s not forget that he was a co-defendant in that fraud LAWSUIT that claimed the two partners mixed clients’ assets with their own, failed to filed tax returns, falsified fund performance reports and “generally disregarded and violated customary practices and procedures followed in the hedge fund and security investments industry.”
Tuberville, the former head football coach at Auburn, was head coach of Texas Tech at the time and by the time he SETTLED the lawsuit, he was head coach at the University of Cincinnati. Looks like somebody has trouble holding a job.
Tuberville claimed that Stroud merely used his name, that he was an investor “just like everyone else” who lost money. But the fact is, he was a 50-50 partner with Stroud in TS Capital Partners – that’s “T” for Tuberville and “S” for Stroud.
Of course, terms of the lawsuit settlement were confidential, as is the trend these days. When Tuberville ran for the Senate in Alabama, his campaign was asked to release the plaintiffs from the settlement’s confidentiality agreement.
The campaign refused to do so. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.
But that’s nothing compared to Tuberville’s grasp of basic civics and American history. Washington Post columnist Dana Milbank probably had the best take on Tuberville who probably (to paraphrase LBJ on Gerald Ford) played too much football without a helmet (as opposed to Kennedy who talks like he played too much without a cup). But since there is a paywall to The Post, I’ll just borrow a few of Milbank’s examples of the wit and wisdom of Tommy Tuberville:
His dad, for example, “fought…in Europe to free Europe of socialism.” That might be news to Hitler and the Nazis as well as a few million WWII combatants.
In 2000, he told the Alabama Daily News, “Al Gore…was president-elect for 30 days.” He probably should have been, but the Supreme Court ruled otherwise. The actual number of days Gore was president-elect was…0, zero, zilch, nada, nil – as in none.
Of the opioid epidemic, he informs us, “It’s not just opioids now, it’s heroin.”
On health care, he cited the need to “open up” a health-care system “where we have more than one insurance company.” Really? There are 952 health insurance companies in the U.S.
He said he wanted to serve on the Senate “banking finance” committee. Banking and Finance are separate committees and besides, he is ineligible to serve on Banking because Alabama’s senior Republican senator, Richard Shelby, already is on that committee. And speaking of his desire to be a member of the “banking finance” committee, did I mention that fraud business with that hedge fund with John David Stroud? Did I also mention that a lawsuit over the hedge fund (read: Ponzi scheme) resulted in a confidential settlement?
Rural hospitals have closed, he said, “because we don’t have Internet.”
In discussing the “three branches of government,” he named “the House, the Senate and the executive.”
On the Voting Rights Act: “Who’s it going to help?”
On constitutional democracy: “We’d probably get more done with just the president running this country. So, let the Democrats go home.”
On education: “We’re going to educate several generations in this country that really don’t understand this country.”
Looks like he’s got a jump on the rest of us on that last one.
As for John Neely Kennedy: Just shut the hell up and do your damned job.