Looking for a break from the daily distractions of political strife? Need relief from the non-stop stress of worrying about wars, inflation, education, poverty, housing? Weary of trying to cope in a dysfunctional society?
Then take a drive out to Life Tabernacle Church in Central.
Stick around long enough and you’re almost certain to witness another entertaining episode of As Tony Spell Turns, the live soap opera at 9323 Hooper Road.
It’s the gift that keeps on giving, a saga that has taken on a life of its own and which now refuses to be ignored. Include it in the Nielson Ratings, and you’ve got a hit on your hands.
Oops. Guess I shouldn’t have used that word “hit,” which somehow is becoming synonymous with ground zero of the church.
The drama is such that it has citizens spellbound with anticipation for what’s next.
Shoot. Shouldn’t use “Spellbound” either; it kinda sounds like a certain preacher’s name.
I guess that’s Lif….Dang!
Well, here’s the thing:
Turns out that episode in which Rev. Spell attacked and beat up a 20-year-old neighbor wasn’t the first physical encounter between the victim, Toby Sherwin, and someone from Life Tabernacle, according to The Baton Rouge Advocate (normally, we would provide a link, but The Advocate has a pay wall, so you wouldn’t be able to open it anyway).
The accoster in the earlier case, Vance Gossett, appears to be on loan to Life Tabernacle from his previous residence at the Louisiana State Penitentiary at Angola—which in turn raises the question if his alleged assault on Sherwin might have been some kind of parole violation.
And it also reveals that the good reverend is fully skilled of administering his own brand of intimidation and name-calling—and may even be capable of allowing others to do some of the heavy lifting on his behalf.
Spell was arrested on June 23 for SECOND DEGREE BATTERY after he charged across the road from his church and peppered Sherwin with about three dozen blows to the head and body following an exchange of words (just who called whom what is still a matter of conjecture, depending upon which of the two participants is doing the talking).
But wait. It turns out that wasn’t the first time Toby Sherwin was attacked by someone from the church. He told authorities that nearly a year ago, on July 20, 2025, to be precise, he passed the church and saw a dark truck in the church parking lot. The truck pulled out and drove alongside him, he said, until he stopped in front of his home.
He said it was his practice to stop his vehicle to wait for other cars to pass so he could back into his driveway. One this day, according to sheriff’s deputies who viewed surveillance footage from Sherwin’s home, Vance Gossett, 38, exited the passenger side of the truck and approached Sherwin’s vehicle and punched him several times through the open window before re-entering his truck and leaving the scene. Gossett was later booked with simple battery and his case is pending.
Gossett spent about a decade in Angola and by his own admission, was slated for another extended visit but he credits a pretrial diversion program for allowing him to avoid that fate. “It (the program) saved my life,” he told a BATON ROUGE TV STATION.
But conviction of a battery charge could conceivably jeopardize his freedom.
Sherwin’s encounter with Gossett aside, two days following Spell’s burst of energy expended upon Sherwin, he was out mowing grass at 4:00 a.m. That’s four in the morning. Who cuts grass at 4:00 a.m.?
Only someone desiring to further antagonize a neighbor, according to Toby Sherwin’s father, Scott Sherwin, who called out East Baton Rouge Sheriff’s deputies to complain.
The elder Sherwin had succeeded in obtaining a protective order that Spell should have remained a reasonable distance from the Sherwin residence. “He’s doing this to intimidate my son,” Sherwin told deputies.
When deputies responded to Sherwin’s call, they approached Spell and asked him to identify himself—a routine procedure. But Spell didn’t see it as routine and in typical celebrity fashion, responded with an “Everybody in the world knows my name” variation of Do you know who I am? (Actually, preacher, “everybody in the world” knowing your name seems a bit of s stretch to me. You’re a preacher and should know, so correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t believe “everybody in the world” knows who Jesus was. Are you saying you’re better-known than Christ?)
But then, Spell showed the truly nasty side of his character. Most of us know the Bible instructs us to “Love thy neighbor.” But Spell’s hurling a homophobic slur (twice, at that) in reference to Toby Sherwin and saying, “He needs to get back to sleep with his boyfriend” really doesn’t convey the message of love and tolerance contained in Mark 25:40 (“Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.”)
Spell, for his part, claims that Toby Sherwin had threatened Snell’s family which he said provoked him to “protect his sheep.”
The dispute between Spell and the Sherwins goes all the way back to 2020 when Spell sued Scott Sherwin over Sherwin’s installation of surveillance cameras at his home (on his own property), claiming the cameras were installed so the Sherwins could keep tabs on the pastor.
Seriously? Does Spell actually believe he’s of that level of importance to anyone?
By the way, Rev., you been in a bank lately? They got cameras, lots of cameras.