Colorful. Vindictive. Unorthodox. Illegal. Underhanded. Flamboyant. Egotistical. Unethical. Dishonest. Freewheeling. No holds barred. Down and dirty. Deceitful. Unprincipled. Crooked. Bombastic. Pompous. Arrogant. Self-serving. Zealous.
These are just a few adjectives (believe me, there are many, many more) used by various news reporters down through the ages to describe Louisiana politics and its practitioners.
It may not compare to the quote about U.S. Rep. Claude Pepper by George Smathers, his opponent for the U.S. Senate in Florida way back in 1951:
“Are you aware,” Smathers told a rural, largely unsophisticated gathering, “that Claude Pepper is known all over Washington as a shameless extrovert? Not only that, but this man is reliably reported to practice nepotism with his sister-in-law and he has a sister who was once a thespian in wicked New York. Worst of all, it is an established fact that Mr. Pepper, before his marriage, habitually practiced celibacy and that he and his wife matriculated together before they were married.”
But there are other ways to undercut a political opponent without ever resorting to smear tactics, half-truths, or innuendo and U.S. Rep. Charles Boustany, a Republican, may have just found a way to damage the aspirations of two of his Democratic opponents for the U.S Senate seat being vacated by David Vitter.
Besides the descriptions applied to Louisiana politics in the opening paragraph, astute politicians—particularly conservative Republicans—have allowed two other words to creep into the political lexicon: Evangelicalism and Privatization—as homage to two blocs that have gained considerable stroke in recent years: the religious right and disciples of Milton Friedman’s free market economy.
Boustany, however, also is effectively employing Subterfuge and Misdirection in the tried and true fashion of a slight of hand stage magician and no one has noticed.
So, in light of his somewhat low-key TV ads, how is he attempting to obtain an edge through furtive means?
Two words: Joshua Pellerin.
Since 2012, Pellerin, manager of Pellerin Real Estate Holdings and of Pellerin Energy Corp., has contributed at least $8,800 to Boustany’s campaigns for the U.S. House and, since 2015, another $6,800 to his campaign for the Senate.
PELLERIN’S CONTRIBUTIONS TO BOUSTANY’S HOUSE CAMPAIGNS:
PELLERIN’S CONTRIBUTIONS TO BOUSTANY’S SENATE CAMPAIGN:
|PELLERIN ENERGY GROUP, LLC||SEE MEMO ITEM/ VERIFIED NON-CORPORATE/CONTRIBUTION FROM PARTNERSHIP. PARTNERS EXCEEDING REPORTING THRESHOLD ITEMIZED AS MEMOS.||LAFAYETTE||LA||70503||08/06/2015||$1,000|
|PELLERIN ENERGY GROUP, LLC||SEE MEMO ITEM/ VERIFIED NON-CORPORATE||LAFAYETTE||LA||70503||10/20/2015||$500||X|
|PELLERIN ENERGY GROUP, LLC||SEE MEMO ITEM/ VERIFIED NON-CORPORATE||LAFAYETTE||LA||70503||08/06/2015||$1,000||X|
|PELLERIN, JOSHUA||PELLERIN ENERGY GROUP, LLC||OWNER||SEE MEMO ITEM/ VERIFIED NON-CORPORATE/PARTNERSHIP ITEMIZATION MEMO||BROUSSARD||LA||70518||08/06/2015||$900||X|
|PELLERIN, JOSHUA||PELLERIN ENERGY GROUP, LLC||OWNER||SEE MEMO ITEM/ VERIFIED NON-CORPORATE/PARTNERSHIP ITEMIZATION MEMO||BROUSSARD||LA||70518||08/06/2015||$100||X|
|PELLERIN, JOSHUA||PELLERIN ENERGY GROUP, LLC||OWNER||[MEMO ITEM] PARTNERSHIP: PELLERIN ENERGY GROUP, LLC||BROUSSARD||LA||70518||10/20/2015||$500||X|
|PELLERIN, JOSHUA||PELLERIN ENERGY GROUP, LLC||OWNER||[MEMO ITEM] PARTNERSHIP: PELLERIN ENERGY GROUP, LLC||BROUSSARD||LA||70518||08/06/2015||$900||X|
|PELLERIN, JOSHUA||PELLERIN ENERGY GROUP, LLC||OWNER||[MEMO ITEM] PARTNERSHIP: PELLERIN ENERGY GROUP, LLC||BROUSSARD||LA||70518||08/06/2015||$100||X|
|PELLERIN, JOSHUA||PELLERIN ENERGY GROUP, LLC||OWNER||BROUSSARD||LA||70518||02/09/2015||$2,600|
Pellerin also is the former manager of Preventive Vascular Screenings, LLC, and Pellerin Imaging Group, LLC.
Boustany is a cardiovascular surgeon, which makes the connection between the two men logical and explains why Pellerin would give financial support to Boustany’s campaigns for the U.S. House and now the U.S. Senate.
Wait. The U.S. Senate?
If you scroll down the list of the 24 candidates vying for the U.S. Senate, you will see that number 21 on that list (they’re in alphabetical order) is none other than Democrat Joshua Pellerin.
So we have a Democratic candidate for the U.S. Senate contributing $5,600 to the campaign of one of his leading opponents for the position—a Republican, no less.
That doesn’t make any since.
Unless Pellerin is a “dummy” candidate inserted into the race in an effort to draw votes away from fellow Democrats—Public Service Commissioner Foster Campbell and Caroline Fayard.
So who is the “dummy” candidate on the Republican side to draw votes from Boustany’s biggest challenger, fellow physician and Republican U.S. Rep. John Fleming? Why, that would be none other than the ultimate dummy, David Duke. Fleming and Duke are battling for much of the same constituency—the Trumpers—and while Duke is destined to finish near the bottom, Fleming’s biggest hope is to pull enough votes from the former high potentate, imperial wizard, exalted grand sovereign (or whatever they call themselves these days) to sneak into the runoff.
It certainly wouldn’t be the first time such a dummy candidate has been propped up to split an opponent’s vote. There were rumors, denied by Edwin Edwards, that he had his supporters contribute to the campaign of Tea Party Republican Lenar Whitney two years ago in an attempt to boost her into the runoff which would have greased the skids for him to waltz into Congress. If true, it didn’t work as Garrett Graves ran a strong second to Edwards in the crowded primary and then easily defeated the former governor in the runoff.
The biggest problem facing Boustany is getting Pellerin’s name out there before a sufficient number of Democrat voters. For his part, Pellerin, who has amassed a war chest of only about $300,000 (as opposed to more than $4.3 million in contributions to Boustany), has been making the rounds of Democratic forums in South Louisiana.
With only three weeks before the Nov. 8 election and with such a meager bank account (much of which was contributed by several physicians in the Lafayette area), Pellerin’s best hope to gain name recognition will be those public forums. And with so few Louisiana voters inclined to vote for Democrats these days, it won’t take much chipping at the Campbell-Fayard base to deal crippling blows to their campaigns.
And typical for Louisiana, all it may take is a dummy.