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Be sure to order your guaranteed cure for MAGAVID-20, the dreaded plague of trumpcorruptavirus that has infected our great land for nearly four years. Act now, before it’s too late. Take advantage of this special offer.

Nope T-shirts and anti-MAGA-20 facemasks are available from LouisianaVoice.

Guaranteed to start meaningful dialog and thoughtful philosophical discussions with pro-Trumpers, you can order your T-shirts and/or masks from LouisianaVoice by clicking on the yellow button (it looks like this): Donate Button with Credit Cards in the column to the right of this post (this one shown here won’t work—you have to use the one below right) and paying the appropriate amount by credit card.

BE SURE TO PROVIDE YOUR MAILING ADDRESS WITH YOUR ORDER!

Or you can order by snail mail by sending your check to LouisianaVoice, P.O. Box 922, Denham Springs, LA. 70727.

IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE WITH THE “DONATE” BUTTON (AS SOME HAVE), USE SNAIL MAIL.

Here’s what they look like: NOPE SHIRTS AND MASKS (there are two pages, so be sure to scroll down to see both products.)

Note the orange (for the shirts; yellow for the facemasks) coiffure at the top of the word Nope; it’s the same color as the Liar-in-Chief’s toupee (depending on how the light catches it) and then there’s the crowning touch: the long, flowing red tie—just like the ones worn by The Tangerine Toddler. (Sorry, no little hands.)

The shirts are $18.99 for sizes Small, Medium, Large and XL. 2XLs are $21.99 and 3XL are $23.99.

That’s a good bit less than what you’ll pay for equivalent shirts elsewhere.

The prices for the masks are as follows:

1 Mask: $9.00

3 Masks: $24.00

5 Masks: $36.00

10 Masks: $66.00

20 Masks: $120.00

[If you need more than 20 masks, you have way more friends than I do, but let me know and we’ll work something out. Get your order in today. It’s the only proven antidote to the dreaded MAGAVID-20 virus.

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“The fact that he got the crowd so riled up was just chilling. It’s a joke to him but not to us.”

–Chris Lu, a Chinese American who served in the Obama administration, on Donald Trump’s repeated use of the term “Kung Flu” in reference to the coronavirus.

 

“In some ways, the craziest part is that Barr does not feel the need to justify the firing of Berman, and the Republican senators don’t ask. A very low day for the Justice Department.”

–Career DOJ attorney, to Politico online news service on the abrupt firing last Friday of Geoffrey Berman, US Attorney for the Southern District of New York. [The key phrase being “and the Republican senators don’t ask.” What a colossal violation of their oath of office and shirking of heir constitutional duties.]

 

“…the greatest threat in my lifetime to our rule of law.”

–Former Deputy Attorney General Donald Ayer, on current Attorney General William Barr.

 

“President Trump’s erratic performance in office and his deteriorating standing in the polls is posing a grave threat to his party’s Senate majority, imperiling incumbents in crucial swing states…”

–New York Times analysis of the collateral damage of Donald Trump’s sagging poll numbers June 25. Well, as someone once said, you live by the sword, you die by the sword. That’s what happens when people like John Kennedy don’t hold him accountable, choosing instead to try and shamelessly ride his coattails when the economy flourished and his approval ratings were higher. Maybe next you can find a spine and a conscience.]

 

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“I’m teaching them to f**kin’ hate all of you people. I will teach my grandkids to hate you all. KKK belief!”  

—Donald Trump supporter Kathy Bennett, to a Black Lives Matter protest in Branson, Missouri Sunday, as she stood in the bed of a pickup truck, waving a confederate flag. {Probably just upset that she couldn’t be in Tulsa. Comedian Ron White was correct: you can’t fix stupid.]

 

“It was a comment that he made in jest.”

–White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany, on Trump’s call to slow down testing for the coronavirus during his poorly-attended Tulsa rally.

 

“I don’t kid.”

–Donald Trump, when asked on Tuesday if he was joking about slowing testing.

 

Times that Trump claimed he was joking:

  • When he called himself the “chosen one.”
  • When he called on Russia to release Hilary Clinton’s 35,000 missing emails.
  • When he suggested injecting disinfectants as treatment for the coronavirus.
  • When he called Barack Obama the “founder of ISIS.”
  • When he referred to former President Jimmy Carter as “the late, great Jimmy Carter.”
  • When he said, “If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
  • When he indicated to a North Carolina crowd that he might seek a third term in 2024.

[He never got around to claiming he was joking, however, when he suggested the 2nd Amendment solution to Hilary Clinton during the 2016 campaign.]

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Sign hung from a dorm window at New York University shortly after the 1970 shootings of students at Kent State and Jackson State universities. Originally a message to Richard Nixon and the national guard at the time, it could just as easily have been directed to Hitler 35 years earlier or to Donald Trump and his fellow white supremacists 50 years later.

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“Commit adultery on his beautiful, classy wife.”

—Response of “Rosie” at Trump’s Tulsa rally Saturday when asked if there was anything Trump could do to lose her support.

 

“That was years ago before he ever became president. Nobody is accountable for what he done when he was a lot younger.”

—“Rosie,” stretching logic to its absolute limits when reminded of the Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal affairs. [Well, “Rosie,” we’re “riveted” by your ability to rationalize your unquestioning loyalty.]

 

“Because of MAIL-IN BALLOTS, 2020 will be the most RIGGED Election in our nations (sic) history — unless this stupidity is ended.”

“MILLIONS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS WILL BE PRINTED BY FOREIGN COUNTRIES, AND OTHERS. IT WILL BE THE SCANDAL OF OUR TIMES!”

—Donald Trump tweets on Monday in opposition to mail-in ballots. [Obviously, no one has told him that using all caps is like shouting and no one likes to be yelled at. And just what does “and others” even mean?]

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