Be sure to order your guaranteed cure for MAGAVID-20, the dreaded plague of trumpcorruptavirus that has infected our great land for nearly four years. Act now, before it’s too late. Take advantage of this special offer.
Nope T-shirts and anti-MAGA-20 facemasks are available from LouisianaVoice.
Guaranteed to start meaningful dialog and thoughtful philosophical discussions with pro-Trumpers, you can order your T-shirts and/or masks from LouisianaVoice by clicking on the yellow button (it looks like this): in the column to the right of this post (this one shown here won’t work—you have to use the one below right) and paying the appropriate amount by credit card.
BE SURE TO PROVIDE YOUR MAILING ADDRESS WITH YOUR ORDER!
Or you can order by snail mail by sending your check to LouisianaVoice, P.O. Box 922, Denham Springs, LA. 70727.
IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE WITH THE “DONATE” BUTTON (AS SOME HAVE), USE SNAIL MAIL.
Here’s what they look like: NOPE SHIRTS AND MASKS (there are two pages, so be sure to scroll down to see both products.)
Note the orange (for the shirts; yellow for the facemasks) coiffure at the top of the word Nope; it’s the same color as the Liar-in-Chief’s toupee (depending on how the light catches it) and then there’s the crowning touch: the long, flowing red tie—just like the ones worn by The Tangerine Toddler. (Sorry, no little hands.)
The shirts are $18.99 for sizes Small, Medium, Large and XL. 2XLs are $21.99 and 3XL are $23.99.
That’s a good bit less than what you’ll pay for equivalent shirts elsewhere.
The prices for the masks are as follows:
1 Mask: $9.00
3 Masks: $24.00
5 Masks: $36.00
10 Masks: $66.00
20 Masks: $120.00
[If you need more than 20 masks, you have way more friends than I do, but let me know and we’ll work something out. Get your order in today. It’s the only proven antidote to the dreaded MAGAVID-20 virus.
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