LouisianaVoice is proud to announced that we have been chosen to reveal early entries for possible designs for the proposed “Trump Class” battleships being proposed by the administration. To date, four basic designs have been approved for consideration.

The Crown Jewel Gold Standard, with precious jewels inlaid on a basic golden deck and hull:

The classic Golden Imperial Eagle, set off by the unmistakable Red Square oniontop cabin:

The understated Milania Rules beauty of white pearls and gold trim:
And the early favorite:




I vote for the 4th design. Perfect legacy for Cadet Bonespurs.
Cowards and bullies always overcompensate. But “The Department of War,” a “wartime president,” blowing up fishing boats, and naming a class of warship after yourself fools no one except the ignorant MAGA fascists who have already made plain how willing and eager they are to be fooled. The only real question is how long after the collapse of MAGA fascism will Trump’s name stay plastered on everything?
Trump may very well approve of your designs! Wildbill