Louisiana Voice

It would seem to some that TACO Don would be so busy playing oligarch and trying to deflect the Epstein story to find time for a brand-new grift.

Yeah, it would seem so, but never underestimate the U.S. Grifter-in-Chief.

This time he’s come up with a scam for senior citizens – just like all the other low-life leeches who prey on the elderly.

Yours truly got a solicitation in the mail on Tuesday offering a membership in something called the Association of Mature American Citizens (AMAC), which he touts as being an alternative to “the liberal AARP,” which he says is a “driving force” behind ObamaCare, Medicare for all.

(Scroll down past first blank page to see letter and enrollment form)

The letter reads, “If you’ve had enough of the crazy leftist policies that have been killing America – and enough of the leftist groups like the AARP who are behind it – I’m pleased to welcome you as a FREE AMAC member with this trial membership care!”

But a separate enrollment page offers membership fees for one year ($11), three years ($32 with one year free), five years ($35 with three years free) or lifetime ($250).

Wow. Who could pass up an offer like that?

Well, for one, I can.

For the MAGHATS who still refuse to see it, this man is nothing more than a con man, a carnival barker who sells tickets to see the world’s largest rat from Russia that turns out to be a nutria from South Louisiana. He runs a shell game to bleed money from suckers.

Still don’t believe he’s a fraudster peddling elixir from a medicine show? Then explain how he happened to get my name and address when I am certainly no registered Repugnantcan. Could it have been from the IRS records or Social Security records grabbed up by DOGE?

Still don’t believe me? Then do your own damned research on Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Airlines, Trump Water, the New Jersey Generals football team, Paradox Hotel in Vancouver, Plaza Hotel and Casino, TD Trump Deutschland, the Trump Network, Trump Ice, Trump Magazines, Trump Mortgage, Trump Productions, Trump Shuttle, Trump Vodka, Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Atlantic City, Golden Nugget in Atlantic City, Trump Entertainment Resorts, Trump Ocean Resort, Baja, Mexico.

Then ask yourself: how in the name of betting odds does one bankrupt not one, but five casinos? Better yet, how did he manage to shift the financial burden of those failures to investors and bondholders while protecting his own personal finances?

Thanks, TACO, but I’ll stick with AARP.