Louisiana Voice

Some mouth-breathing moronic imbeciles who think they’re funny should give up on their efforts at humor and return to their mother’s basement where they can continue to gorge themselves on Doritos and Diet soft drinks.

As one who knows first-hand that humor is difficult, I can attest to the futility of having a joke fall flat to the echo of crickets. And I can tell you with all the certainty of death and taxes that the one sweeping across the Internet and targeting mostly Blacks is most definitely not funny.

In fact, it’s sick and indicative of a demented mind that’s incapable of formulating an original thought, much less the ability to convey humor.

I’m talking about, of course, the “joke” that’s suddenly appearing as a text on individuals’ cell phones with the following message:

Normally, I would say this is the work of a immature third-grader but I believe a normal person of that educational level would exhibit better skills at punctuation and syntax. I mean, what does “searched down” even mean? And has this cretin ever heard of inserting a period at the end of a sentence?

What’s particularly interesting is that the cowards who thought they were so clever in sending these texts didn’t have the balls to sign their names to the message. That really takes a special kind of courage, doesn’t it?

Louisiana Attorney General Liz Murrill said that individuals across the U.S., including Louisiana, have been receiving the text messages which are obviously aimed at blacks, though some white people have received similar texts as well.

Murrill said she has directed the Louisiana Bureau of Investigation to investigate the origins of the messages. “I urge anyone who received [such] a text to contact my office at 800-351-4889,” she said.