Louisiana Voice

Way back in 1955, the introduction of new car models was a major event, shrouded in mystery, until a nationally-coordinated introduction date when crowds would swarm into the local dealerships to gawk at a flashy new Chevrolet model that still stands as the benchmark of automotive design.

Oh, Ford and Chrysler also had new models, but they could never compare to the Chevy (can anyone recall what the ’55 Plymouth looked like?). Our entire Cooktown Road neighborhood in Ruston was elevated in status when Allen Carpenter’s parents purchased a green and white model that made such an impression that many years later, Allen would set out on a quest to obtain his own ’55 model. His is red and white, but no less impressive than that one of more than 65 years ago.

That same year, LSU hired a relatively-unknown assistant coach from the US Military Academy named Paul Dietzel. It took him three years of winning three, three and five games before he introduced the White Team, the Go Team and the Chinese Bandits that would win a national championship with a perfect 10-0 regular season capped by a 7-0 win over Clemson in the Sugar Bowl on New Year’s Day.

The 1959 season was spoiled by Tennessee’s 14-13 upset of the Tigers but not until that immortal 89-yard punt return by Billy Cannon gave the Tigers that breathtaking 7-3 win over Ole Miss on Halloween night that captured the Heisman Trophy for Cannon, who rushed for an eye-popping 759 yards and five touchdowns that year.

When Dietzel came to Baton Rouge, his SALARY was a whopping $13,000 or $18,500 a year, depending on your SOURCE – and LSU wouldn’t even pay his moving expenses.

Gasoline was somewhere in the neighborhood of 30 cents a gallon and that ’55 Chevy sold for as little as $1500 to as high as $2000, depending on the model. Even as late as 1964, when I purchased my first car, a sparkling new Volkswagen Beetle right off the showroom floor, I paid only $1600.

Which brings us to 2021 and the hiring a new coach at LSU.

Yes, times are different. Gasoline is hovering around $3 a gallon, a 10-fold increase from ’55 and new cars can go for considerably more than $1500 for that ’55 Chevy. A new home that might’ve cost $12,000 to $15,000 – provided you were moving into an upscale neighborhood – now starts at around $200,000.

But football coaches at LSU? Those salaries have escalated into the stratosphere.

LSU’s newest hire, Brian Kelly, will receive about $10 million a year. That equates to about $769,000 per game, for a 13-game season that would include 12 regular-season games and a bowl appearance. Should his teams advance to the national championship game, it would mean a 15-game season, or $667,000 per game – or almost as much per quarter ($11,000) as Dietzel earned for an entire season.

And remember, LSU refused to pay Dietzel’s moving expenses when he came from West Point to Baton Rouge. Kelly, on the other hand, is to receive an interest-free loan of up to $1.2 million for the purchase of a home in some exclusively Baton Rouge gated community and relocation funds.

Meanwhile, down Interstate 10 about 50 miles, we have the University of Louisiana-Lafayette, which also just hired a new coach in Michal Desormeaux, who signed a $3.875 million contract to lead the Ragin’ Cajuns for the next five years.

That comes out to $775,000 per year, or roughly what Kelly will make per game at LSU.

So, where is all this money for Kelly coming from? Obviously, not from public funds. The state simply does not have the money for such lavish expenditures as a coach’s salary.

Instead, it will be coming from private contributions, funneled through the Tiger Athletic Foundation (TAF) from business interests who bitch and moan about unfair taxes for such extravagant expenditures as public defender offices.

We can’t seem to find the funds for university libraries, teacher salaries, or lower college tuition, but by gawd, the sky’s the limit for a coach who just might beat Alabama.

We can’t repair our state’s deplorable roads but if we pin Nick Saban’s ears back, what’re a few potholes to dodge?

Oh yes, I’m aware I’m comparing apples to oranges – public funds to private money. I admit it, I can see no justification for the outpouring of private dollars on lobbying, campaign contributions and yes, coach’s salaries, while neglecting basic needs that cry out for attention.

Louisiana is a poor state – FOURTH-POOREST in the nation – behind, in order, only Mississippi, West Virginia and New Mexico and barely ahead of Alabama. Accordingly, it makes no sense to pour all our resources into something as trivial as football.

I love sports. In fact, my first choice for a career was to be a baseball coach but thanks to the salesmanship of the late Wiley Hilburn, I became a journalist and never looked back. And as a journalist, my first duty is to observe the entire spectrum and that field includes human needs that I just cannot ignore.

Football coaches, no matter the urgency of competing on a national level with the Alabamas, the Oklahomas, the Ohio States, and the Clemsons of the world, do not – or should not – stand as the number-one priority of the fourth-poorest state in the country.

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It remains to be seen if the Senate Select Committee on State Police Oversight will come up with any significant recommendations to rein in an increasingly rogue department when it convenes in its inaugural meeting Monday at 10 a.m. in Senate Committee Room A-B.

The more pressing question, however, is whether or not any forthcoming recommendations will actually be implemented by an agency conditioned to autonomy in its day-to-day operations or if they will be placed on a shelf somewhere to be forgotten, along with countless other efficiency and operational studies.

But former State Police Commission member and retired US Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs and ATF agent Lloyd Grafton will offer some pointed recommendations that should be taken under serious consideration by Gov. Edwards and State Police Superintendent Col. Lamar Davis.

An agency that answers only to the Louisiana Sheriffs’ Association isn’t likely to be receptive to change – even in the aftermath of national negative headlines about the beatings of black motorists RONALD GREENE and LARRY BOWMAN by troopers assigned to Monroe’s Troop F.

An effort in the legislature to limit the qualified immunity doctrine that shields officers from lawsuits, after all, went down in flames last year after the legislature cobbled together the 25-member Police Training Screening and De-escalation TASK FORCE in the wake of the 2020 death of George Floyd at the hands of Minneapolis police.

As might be expected, it was Senate Republicans who came together to KILL Rep. Edmond Jordan’s House Bill 609 that would have limited immunity enjoyed by out-of-control law enforcement officers.

But that was before all hell broke loose over the killing – and the blatant lies that followed – of Greene at the hands of state troopers. Greene was killed in May 2020 but it took a full 16 months for the details to surface, thanks to desperate attempts by State Police to keep a lid on the facts.

Just as a refresher, the official reason given for Greene’s death was a traffic accident that occurred when he struck a tree during his attempt to flee police (that was a lie: he was very much alive when pulled from his vehicle). Moreover, it was initially claimed that there was no body cam video from the incident (another lie). And only when more accurate details began to leak out did LSP take any official action to suspend and later fire officers.

The official agenda for Monday’s committee meeting calls for Davis to lead off the proceedings with an “agency overview.” Following that, there will be discussions and testimony on:

• Excessive Force Policy and Procedures
• Use of Force Training
• Internal Investigations
• Use of Force Review Board

Somewhere in all that, committee Vice Chair Sen. Cleo Fields (D-Baton Rouge), is expected to enter into the record a scathing two-page list of recommendations submitted by Grafton:

• The Head of the State Police should be selected from a national search and not from the present requirement of a graduate of the Louisiana State Police Academy.  A Blue-Ribbon Committee formed by the legislature could select the superintendent.

• Abolish the Louisiana State Police Commission and place the State Police under the Louisiana Civil Service Board. (Required Constitutional Amendment)

• Remove the State Police from the State Capitol Building and allow the Capitol Police to work the Capitol building and grounds.

Anyone who has ever visited the State Capitol during a legislative session could not help observing the presence of uniformed state police who at times appear to rival lobbyists in their numbers. There are Capitol Police who possess the same training as State Police and their job is to police the State Capitol. Grafton is simply suggesting that they be allowed to do their jobs and free up State Police to “work traffic and other functions.”

Simply put, Grafton says State Police “should build a reputation on service to the public, not politicians.”

Perhaps it was just an oversight that he did not also recommend pulling State Troopers from assignments guarding and protecting state college football coaches at both home and out-of-state games. Their presence seems redundant, given the fact that coaches are surrounded by upwards of 100 beefy, well-conditioned football players.

For a complete text of Grafton’s letter, click on the link below:

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Much has been said and written – and it should have been – about the beating death of RONALD GREENE and the beating of LARRY BOWMAN, both at the hands of Louisiana State Police in Troop F in northeast Louisiana.

But for whatever reason, not a word has been uttered by Louisiana media – until now – about the two-minute video of a BRUTAL ATTACK of a vicious Lake Charles Police Department K-9 on a helpless woman named Nicole Edwards and the image of officers trying to handcuff the prone woman even as the dog continues biting her.

Edwards never resisted and the animal ignored repeated shouts by officers to cease its attack. An unidentified officer can even be heard demanding that Edwards put her hands down and stop fighting the dog who is obviously out of control.

The attack occurred on May 3, 2019, but somehow local media never heard about it. Neither, apparently, did the media learn of Edwards’ lawsuit which resulted in a huge but otherwise undisclosed settlement – but not before the department attempted to hide behind the qualified immunity protection given law enforcement officers in many such cases.

New Orleans attorney Glenn McGovern, who represented Edwards, said attacks by law enforcement canines has become a growing problem since 9-11. “That’s when departments really started beefing up their K-9 forces for protection,” McGovern said.

“You have to follow the money. As the demand grew, the ability to properly train enough animals diminished and what happened was the flooding of departments with improperly and inadequately trained dogs. But the demand was there,” he said.

“My wife’s hairdresser and our interior decorator spent thousands upon thousands of dollars to train for their occupations. Police departments spend $370 – the fee to become certified and the certification of both the handlers and the dogs is sadly insufficient,” he said.

McGovern said the emphasis in recent years is to import the Belgian Malinois breed, a dog that closely resembles the German Shepherd breed, and which is generally preferred for use by the military.

But the increase in the use of K-9s has brought a dramatic increase in PROBLEMS , not just in Louisiana, but elsewhere as well.

“Dogs must be trained to bite. Some don’t want to and those are forced in more training to get into the bite mode. As a result, the dog becomes neurotic, unpredictable. The average department has a bite rate of about 20-30 percent. If you have a gun that goes off 30 percent of the time, you’d say that was ridiculous. Baton Rouge had a 90 percent bite rate.”

Police department dogs require “maintenance” each month in order to remain certified, McGovern said. “But the handlers are generally someone who has been stuck in there who is burned out. They don’t even get overtime pay for working with the dogs,” he said.

There are no national standards, he said, adding that 30 percent or more of the time, a dog will not release from an attack and sometimes they even attack the handler/officer.

“Smaller departments have to have dual-purpose dogs that are used for drugs, for tracking, for S.W.A.T. and for apprehension,” McGovern said. “There’s just no way they can adequately train these dogs for all those functions.”

Because of the demand for dogs, breeders flooded the market, selling up to 20 dogs at a time to a trainer – and none were rejected and the departments end up with these animals. “You can’t possible sell 20 dogs at a time and get no rejects,” McGovern said. “The problem is, and what’s really scary, is there are no records of certification of training. When the dogs are green and the officers are green, they can’t handle the animals.

“The mindset is the dog is a wuss if he doesn’t take someone down. Sometimes they take down the wrong person, though. We have a case in Caddo or Bossier where the dog attacked a little girl who just happened to be nearby.”

The Tangipahoa Parish Sheriff’s Department likes to brag about a dog it has that has steel teeth, McGovern said. “They call him Robo-Cop.”

“If you examine the results, you’ll see that the victims are primarily young blacks.

“In another Lake Charles case,” he said, “there were conflicting orders given a motorist. One cop was yelling at him to get out of the car while another was telling him to keep his hands up. Well, you can’t reach for the door handle and keep your hands up at the same time, so you have a choice of getting shot if you reach for the door handle or having the dog set upon you if you remain in the car.”

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I don’t know how I got so lucky.

First, I got myself on the mailing list of Bobby Jindal when he was floundering his way through caucuses and primaries in his ridiculous pursuit of the 2016 Republican president nomination – though in retrospect, he might well have proven a more effective and less divisive president than the one we ended up with.

Which brings me to that one. I now find myself on the mailing list of the self-described president-in-exile down in Florida as he:

Continues to insist he was robbed – despite some 60 court decisions that have said otherwise;

Blames his successor for many of his own failures – for instance, he lays the coronavirus tragedy at the feet of Biden despite his own distain for precautions like masks and vaccines that, had he endorsed them, his fawning followers would have fallen in line. He also consistently blames Biden for the Afghanistan withdrawal debacle despite the fact that the so-called Biden withdrawal was done under strict terms negotiated by…Trump.

Most importantly, he begs for contributions in a manner that resembles some sort of hybrid combination of a shameless televangelist offering eternal salvation and a splinter from the cross and those cheesy late-night TV commercials for “limited-time” opportunities to purchase cheap merchandise provided you call in the next 15 minutes.

I receive dozens of these solicitations daily not only from the Trump Meister his own self, but from sons Donnie Jr., and Eric, from Ivanka, Donnie’s sleep-over girlfriend what’s-her-name, and various hangers-on like Newt and a host of others. Conspicuously absent from this all-star cast of grifters, however, is the name Melania. Apparently, she doesn’t share her husband’s taste for carnivalesque barkers.

The “offers” are as ridiculous and worthless are they are varied and when you step back and analyze them, they’re actually pretty insulting to anything with an IQ higher than that of a gerbil.

Topping the list, perhaps, would be the opportunity to be included in the “Trump Honor Roll,” followed pretty close by the “official” Trump Club gold membership card (left unexplained is where, exactly, this club is, or who the other members are).

And then there are the imaginative Trump Christmas stockings:

Or the handy Trump 2022 calendars:

And who could resist those clever “Let’s Go Brandon” tee-shirts?

And who could resist a chance to get their name on Trump’s “Donor List” or an opportunity to win a trip to meet and take a photo with Trump backstage at his rally?

But only if you act now. Make your contribution in the next 10 minutes (or by 11:59 p.m.).

(Though it would be nice if they’d do the right thing and let you know that it’s not a one-time contribution. Once you give them your credit care number or bank account information, the money is extracted from your account each month – without your knowledge of consent.)

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