President Trump is trailing Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden in the polls because millions of Americans are tired of Trump’s lies, incompetence, ignorance and dismal record of failure upon failure — particularly regarding his response to the coronavirus pandemic. If you haven’t voted yet, I urge you to do so. Vote for Joe Biden — not because he is perfect, but because he is the most equipped to lead our nation during this turbulent time.”
—Endorsement of Fox News liberal contributor Richard Fowler. [That explosion you just heard was Trump’s Twitter feed going off on Fox for allowing him to post that.]
Fox News and the Wall Street Journal have reviewed all of the business documents that Hunter Biden’s old business partner Tony Bublinski turned over, and they did not show a role for Joe Biden in this business venture — nor did they show the former vice president had taken any money from the venture.”
—Fox News reporter Kristen Fisher, on the decision by Fox and the Wall Street Journal not to go with the contrived Hunter Biden non-story. [Well, that sure turned out to be one helluva October surprise, now didn’t it?]
A few tweets about that big, bad Hunter Biden scandal (that never was. Dare we say, “Fake News”?):
Wait, hold up – so the Hunter Biden-China fake connection was made up by a fake firm (Typhoon Investigations) led by a fake person (“Martin Aspen”) to be delivered to a fake president (Donald Trump).”
I’d like to take a moment to wish Tucker Carlson the best of luck in his quest to find his imaginary documents from a company that never existed.”
NBC Exclusive: The Hunter Biden ‘dossier’ that went viral on right-wing internet sites and was later disseminated by Trump’s close associates appears to be from a fake ‘intelligence firm’. The author of the report, ‘Martin Aspen’, does not exist.”
But, but, Rudy (hand down pants) Giuliani said the Hunter laptop was real! Well he tricked by Borat, tricked by Russian’s and now tricked by a fake security firm.”
Can he continue to make people not trust our institutions? Can he throw monkey wrenches into delicate negotiations? Absolutely. He can be a tool. He’ll be somewhere between dangerous and devastating on that extent.”
—Former Trump administration official, speculating on life after the presidency if Trump loses on Tuesday.
Brothers, a friendly reminder for elections: make sure your wife votes exactly as you do.”
—Tweet by some clown named Jesse Sumpter.
Sisters, a friendly reminder for elections (which have secret ballots and which we’ve only been able to participate in since 1920): make sure you vote exactly as your conscience tells you.”
—Tweet in response to idiot Sumpter by Sarah McCammon.
Trump will win 48 states.”
—Comment some time back on LouisianaVoice by a Trump supporter who has been extremely quiet of late.
NOT A TRUMP QUOTE, but it should be (with apologies to Cavin & Hobbes):
“Lindsey Graham: ‘Do you think there’s a God?
Trump: ‘Well somebody’s out to get me!’”
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