“My debate ranking:
- Senator Harris
- The fly
- Vice President Pence.”
—Tweet by Bill Kristol
“Who will land the interview with the fly? The ride time was amazing.”
—Tweet by Josh Marshall
“A fly landing on Pence’s head while he’s saying ‘systemic racism isn’t real’ is the universe’s way of saying, ‘This is B.S.’”
—Tweet by Nate Dern
“He was terrible and amazingly stiff and fake. And looked sick with the pink eye AND the fly was attracted to sh*t.”
—Tweet by Claudia Jordan
“There is a part of Trump that will never forgive Pence for that fly.”
—Tweet by Adam Parkhomenko.
“The fly spent longer on Pence’s head than Pence spent on the pandemic.”
—Tweet by Jess Dweck
“I just couldn’t stand by and listen to his lies any longer.”
—The fly.
“I don’t think it’s ever a good sign when a fly lands on your head for two minutes. You know … he who commands the fly has always been seen historically as the mark of the devil.”
—Steve Schmidt, founder of the Lincoln Project, with tongue planted firmly in cheek, on MSNBC.
“The fly is part of the Deep State.”
—Tweet by Donald Trump. [Just kidding. Sorry, couldn’t resist.]
Louisiana Voice 
“The fly was dispatched by: Hillary, Obama, Biden, radical left, deep state, etc. and Barr already is investigating!
Good humor, Edith. Glad you still have the sense of.
It was also holding some “this and that” and dressed in black.
The fly kept flying around the man’s head, driving him crazy.
Said the other man, “You do know what kind of fly that is, don’t you?”
“No” said the man, “I don’t. What kind is it?”
“Well,” said the other man, “it’s the kind of fly that poses itself on a horse’s ass.”
“Well” said the man, “at worse I may look like one, but I sure as hell don’t smell like one.”
“No, no, no” said the other man. “I’m not saying that you are a horse’s ass. But you know, you can’t fool that fly.”
Republicans claim the fly was paid by George Soros. The fly denied being paid, or holding aloft a teensy Biden sign, but did remark that it was difficult to remove the hair spray goo from its feet.