Louisiana Voice

Some mouth-breathing moronic imbeciles who think they’re funny should give up on their efforts at humor and return to their mother’s basement where they can continue to gorge themselves on Doritos and Diet soft drinks.

As one who knows first-hand that humor is difficult, I can attest to the futility of having a joke fall flat to the echo of crickets. And I can tell you with all the certainty of death and taxes that the one sweeping across the Internet and targeting mostly Blacks is most definitely not funny.

In fact, it’s sick and indicative of a demented mind that’s incapable of formulating an original thought, much less the ability to convey humor.

I’m talking about, of course, the “joke” that’s suddenly appearing as a text on individuals’ cell phones with the following message:

Normally, I would say this is the work of a immature third-grader but I believe a normal person of that educational level would exhibit better skills at punctuation and syntax. I mean, what does “searched down” even mean? And has this cretin ever heard of inserting a period at the end of a sentence?

What’s particularly interesting is that the cowards who thought they were so clever in sending these texts didn’t have the balls to sign their names to the message. That really takes a special kind of courage, doesn’t it?

Louisiana Attorney General Liz Murrill said that individuals across the U.S., including Louisiana, have been receiving the text messages which are obviously aimed at blacks, though some white people have received similar texts as well.

Murrill said she has directed the Louisiana Bureau of Investigation to investigate the origins of the messages. “I urge anyone who received [such] a text to contact my office at 800-351-4889,” she said.

Does any of the following sound somewhat familiar?

“Nothing like the regime … has ever been enacted on American soil before … a weird governmental monstrosity. Some called it ‘America’s Rehearsal for Dictatorship.’ Its justifications were the alleged mistakes of the past. It grew, thrived on the most bizarre methods and the wildest propaganda, lived a wild and hectic career.

“…[C]itizens lost their liberties and their fundamental American rights.

“The right of free elections was wiped out, and absolute control was seized by the leader of one political faction. Freeom of the press was attacked … Freedom of assembly vanished … Public records were closed to the public.

“Only a patriot of the staunchest character could stand up to the power … and the threats and reprisals … [that were] used so freely. Those who were willing to [resist] paralleled the acts of America’s bravest patriots at any stage of American history.”

George Orwell’s 1984 or Animal Farm? Margaret Atwood’s The Handmaid’s Tale? Some other equally dystopian novel?

No. In fact, it isn’t taken from any work of fiction, but from an all-too-true account of another American dictator from a century ago. Those words were written by Louisiana’s then Gov. Sam H. Jones in his foreword to 1941’s Louisiana Hayride by Harnet T. Kane – subtitled as Huey Long’s American Rehearsal for Dictatorship.

With that in mind, I would urge each of you to read Louisiana Hayride if you haven’t already or to re-read it if it’s been a while since you last picked it up.

I would also implore you to read today’s Something Like the Truth post by Bob Man entitled “Where Do We Go from Here?” To read the post, click HERE.

Bob, as only he can, says to yes, grieve for a time over the results of Tuesday’s election but then get busy resisting the usurpation of the progress and rights others have worked to hard and for so long to obtain. In other words (and this my own interpretation of what he said), follow the advice of the late John Lewis and “make good trouble.”

Mann also provides a list of organizations we can join to work toward ensuring that those rights are not stripped away. To his list, I would respectfully add The Innocence Project, which works for the exoneration of those individuals who have been wrongfully convicted.

Please read his post. It is a rational, intelligent and productive path to sanity for those who despair the election of a tyrant to lead our nation.

The adage it’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission has never been more in evidence than in the proposed congressional map for the state of Louisiana.

It would seem that the thoroughly gerrymandered layout of the state’s six congressional districts is a done deal. I mean, after all, voters go t the polls Tuesday to elect representatives in each of the carved-out districts that will (theoretically) guarantee two black congressmen for the state.

There should be no problem with Blacks having one-third of the state’s congressional representation. After all, a third of Louisiana’s population is African-American.

But when you look at the manner in which the districts were drawn in order to get there, you get a visual image of legislators contorting themselves like they were playing a weird game of Twister. It’s really amazing what legislators (read Republicans) will do to protect their own – or at least their perceived own.

And Louisiana is by no means unique. Republican legislators in other states also did everything humanly possible to keep lily-white districts – and their Republican representations – intact.

It might be something for a SNL skit, except this is real life and it’s not necessarily funny but the US Supreme Court (SCOTUS) announced Monday that it will hear arguments in the ongoing dispute about Louisiana’s congressional redistricting – next year. Early next year, months after Tuesday’s election.

Amy Howe, who publishes an online blog devoted exclusively to SCOTUS news, WROTE ON MONDAY that the court will hear Louisiana v. Callais and Robinson v. Callais. Both cases are challenges to the proposed congressional map.

“The legislature drew the map after a federal district court ruled that the prior plan, created in 2022, likely violated Section 2 of the federal Voting Rights Act, which prohibits election practices that result in a denial or abridgement of the right to vote based on race, by diluting the votes of the state’s Black residents,” she wrote. Under that 2022 plan, only one of the state’s six congressional districts was a majority-Black district while, based on 2020 census, which bore little difference to the one already in place.

NBC NEWS reported that the case pending before SCOTUS will have no effect on Tuesday’s election.

But this proposed plan, if approved by the court, is really going to put a strain, physically and financially, on candidates in the future in any hotly-contested races. The proposed 5^th District, for example, will have candidates scrambling from Morehouse, West and East Carroll parishes on the Arkansas border, all the way down to the toe of the state’s boot in the parishes of St. Helena, Tangipahoa and Washington.

And the new majority-Black district, the 6^th District? That one will snake diagonally from Caddo Parish in the state’s extreme northwest corner, southeastward to East Baton Rouge Parish, deep in South Louisiana.

Opponents went marching off to federal court where they filed their claim that the 2024 was unconstitutional racial gerrymandering. A three-judge panel of the federal district court agreed and told the state it could not use the plan in future elections.

But in May, SCOTUS, in a split ruling knocked down the federal district court’s decision, clearing the way for the Nov. 5 election.

Poor Attorney General Liz Murrill. She claims that the state is gotten itself into “an endless game of ping-pong.” I suppose that must be some new term in legalese. Howe said the state argued that “it will be sued for racial gerrymandering if it adopts another map with two majority-Black districts, but it will also be sued for violating the Voting Rights Act if it adopts a map with only one such district.”

Opponents countered with a pretty interesting argument of their own, pointing out that the federal district court never addressed the obvious effect of the legislature’s rather obvious political objective: protecting MAGA Republicans Speaker Mike Johnson, Julia Letlow, Clay Higgins and Steve KKK Scalise by protecting the purity and sanctity of their white districts. That left Garret Graves as the sacrificial lamb. Rather than face all but certain defeat in the new majority-Black district, he simply opted not to seek reelection.

With the current makeup, does anyone care to make a wager on whether SCOTUS will rule to uphold Louisiana’s heavily MAGA legislature or send lawmakers back to the drawing board – after the fact? My money is on the 6-3 MAGA majority on the Supreme Court.

As promised (though a day late), here are the winners of the books in LouisianaVoice‘s October fund raising drive:

Bill Hammack of New Orleans, with the largest contribution, won the original copy of Huey Long’s autobiography, Every Man A King, first published by the now defunct National Book Co. of New Orleans, in 1933 – 91 years ago. Now considered a collector’s item, the book is valued at a minimum of $100.

John Sachs won a copy of Leo Honeycutt’s biography of Edwin Edwards in a special drawing of 16 entrants who each contributed a minimum of $100. The drawing was conducted by an employee of Cavalier House Books in Denham Springs.

To everyone who contributed to our fundraiser: I know times are difficult and filled with uncertainty so your generosity is expecially appreciated. It’s tough for me to come to you hat in hand asking for your monetary support. At the same time, with newspaper coverage of your government shrinking more each day, it’s crucial that someone fill that gap. LouisianaVoice is unorthodox in our coverage but we attempt to peel back the layers to give you a glimpse of what goes on behind the scenes in government. Your contributions will do much to ensure that we’re able to continue those efforts.

Thank you.

Tom Aswell

Today is the last day of our October fundraiser. Winners of the books will be announced tomorrow (Nov. 1).

The person making the largest contribution will receive an original copy of Huey Long’s autobiography, Every Man A King, published in 1933 by the now defunct National Book Co. of New Orleans. It’s considered a collector’s item that any serious collector would love to add to his or her library. Also, everyone contributing $100 or more will be eligible for a drawing for an autographed (by Edwin Edwards) copy of Leo Honeycutt’s biography of the late governor. Finally, everyone contributing $50 or more will receive a signed copy of my newest book, The Mission.

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