As Louisiana lawmakers prepare to pre-file bills for the upcoming legislative session, we’re certain to see the usual efforts to increase penalties for minor offenses in the guise of getting tough on crime.
There will also be the familiar bills that seek special consideration for a few individuals – in some cases, only a single person.
And, of course, there will be the never-ending slew of congratulatory resolutions honoring the reigning Queen Pullet from some obscure Chicken Festival somewhere in the state and a host of recipients of other similar awards.
A visitor to the gallery of either chamber will see representatives or senators leaning back in their chairs laughing and talking or checking text messages for dinner appointments or gazing at their computers for online NASCAR standings – anything other than listening to the speaker at the microphone trying to explain his or her bill.
Downstairs, it’s even worse. That’s where the committee rooms are and watching this show can be a real test of endurance – especially if you’re one of the unfortunate ones attempting to speak to a particular committee. You will see committee members drifting in an out of the room or whispering to each other while you are testifying – anything but paying attention to your words. There’s a reason for this: their minds are already made up – or made up for them with campaign cash from special interest groups.
Of course, there are also the crawfish boils, fish fries, parties and dinners that go with any legislative session, hosted by generous lobbyists who are interested in nothing more than assuring that good government prevails in the gret stet of Looziana.
You may even see someone do as the late Rep. Shady Wall of West Monroe was caught doing back in 1981. A reporter casually observing a series of votes by the full House noticed that Wall uncharacteristically voted Yes on every issue. Something of a maverick, he was known for agitating fellow members by challenging legislation on mere technicalities, so it was unusual to see him voting in favor of every measure.
The reporter eased to the back of the chamber until he was even with Wall’s desk. Wall was nowhere to be seen. Assuming his desk mate was voting in his absence, the reporter watched and waited until the next vote. The House tally showed yet another Yes vote for Wall but no one was at his desk, not even his desk mate. A closer look revealed a stack of books and papers on Wall’s desk and wedged between the stack and the “Yes” button on his desk was a yellow pencil, holding the “Yes” button down permanently. Wall had already gone for the day.
When the reporter took a picture of the pencil, it ran on Page One of the Ouachita Citizen, Wall’s home town paper. He did not run for reelection. It’s unclear if that photo had anything to do with his decision not to seek reelection, but I was immensely proud of having taken that photo with my 200mm lens.
But back to the present day. What you most likely won’t see is any serious discussion or any real legislative efforts to address the most serious problems that this state faces: the environment, education, infrastructure, health care, the economy. We are quite likely to see a continuation of the same song and dance we have seen for decades.
Perhaps that is the reason that the latest RANKING OF STATES by US News & World Report puts Louisiana dead last – for at least the fifth year in a row (maybe longer than that but the story linked above only goes back to 2017).
There was a time we enjoyed the joke that said, “At least we’re not Mississippi.” It was a cute way of deflecting attention from the fact that we were near the bottom in all the rankings of good things and close to the top of the lists of bad things.
But now, in Mississippi, they’re saying, “At least we aren’t Louisiana.”
Among a list of eight metrics considered in the ranking process, the highest Louisiana got was number 42 in fiscal stability. Alaska was best in the country in that factor.
Below is the state’s rank in each of the areas considered with the state with the highest ranking in parenthesis:
HEALTH CARE 46 (Hawaii)
EDUCATION 48 (New Jersey)
ECONOMY 47 (Utah)
INFRASTRUCTURE 47 (Nevada)
OPPORTUNITY 48 (Iowa)
FISCAL STABILITY 42 (Alaska)
CRIME & CORRECTIONS 50 (New Hampshire)
NATURAL ENVIRONMENT 49 (Hawaii)
Here are Mississippi’s rankings in each of the same metrics:
50, 43, 49, 48, 44, 41, 33, 22
Remember this as you watch the progression of this year’s 60-day session which convenes at noon on April 12 and adjourns on June 10 at 6 p.m.
And remember: the Senate normally does not meet on Fridays which, along with Saturdays and Sundays, are all considered part of the entire 60-day session. Legislators receive their $160 per diem payments for each of those 60 days – even those long weekends.


