A couple of things caught my attention this past week, neither of which should be a sign of encouragement for Louisianans.
First, during Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s testimony before the House Judiciary Committee, Louisiana 8th District Rep. Mike Johnson, a Shreveport Republican, had the unbelievable gall to tell Mueller that Donald Trump had “cooperated fully” with Mueller’s investigation.
That’s simply a damned lie and Johnson and all the other invertebrate Republican enablers in Congress are as well—and they know it.
How can threatening—and attempting—to fire Mueller be considered cooperation?
How can President Bone Spurs’ refusal to provide his income tax returns be considered cooperation?
How can President Bone Spurs’ refusal to appear in person before Mueller for questioning be considered cooperation?
How can President Bone Spurs’ incessant tweeting about the so-called “witch hunt” be considered cooperation?
How can President Bone Spurs’ constantly insulting Mueller be considered cooperation?
How can the repeated lapses of memory from President Bone Spurs (who, by the way, has repeatedly claimed he had one of the “best memories in history”) in his written responses to Mueller’s questions be considered cooperation?
Mike Johnson, there simply is no nice way to say it: You are a liar and an embarrassment.
Mike Johnson, you may wish to read what a friend sent me that was written by Paul Thornton of the Los Angeles Times (a conservative, Republican-leaning newspaper, by the way):
At almost any other time in American history, a decorated Marine with a highly distinguished legal and law enforcement career vouching for his 400-page report detailing a president’s impeachment-worthy conduct would be greeted with (at least) deference or (at best) bipartisan gratitude.
But Robert S. Mueller III had the misfortune of explaining his life’s most important investigation to a bunch of Republicans eager to engage in character assassination on behalf of the most amoral president in U.S. history, and in front of a media that valued “optics” just as much as the details of Mueller’s report.
The other attention-getter was the TV ad campaign launched by businessman Eddie Rispone in his bid to unseat John Bel Edwards for governor.
The best thing that be said about Rispone’s CURRENT AD is that he is just John Neely Kennedy 2.0—without the weed killer. Both are classic suck-ups running off someone else’s popularity with nothing of substance to offer. Some might call them political whores, but I would never be so crass. They’re just your typical political opportunists, folks, plain and simple.
Other than pointing out that he placed a Trump sticker on his truck, Rispone does nothing in the ad to address Louisiana’s problems or to offer solutions. Two words: sound bites.
Rispone even has a YOU TUBE AD (it may also have run on TV, but I haven’t seen it there yet) in which he proclaims, “It’s time to drain the swamp.”
Sound familiar?
Any questions as to how well President Bone Spurs has kept his promise to “drain the swamp”?
To give you an athletic analogy, in gymnastics, judges score contestants on, among other things, creativity and originality, degree of difficulty and execution.
Rispone’s pathetic ad falls flat on each of those categories. It’s nothing more than a dog whistle, to those poor souls who think President Bone Spurs actually has their best interests at heart and that he is really working on their behalf.
If Rispone is so devoted and loyal to President Bone Spurs, then that must necessarily mean that:
- He condones adulterous behavior, even encourages it;
- He is a racist;
- He believes, like President Bone Spurs, that one does not need real solutions if he has enough money to purchase his office.
- He supports a draft dodger who now hides behind the American flag;
- He supports embracing shady characters like Jeffrey Epstein until they become a liability and then he “barely knows them”;
- He believes the end justifies the means—regardless of who gets hurt in the process;
- He believes that if President Bone Spurs can spout the rhetoric that resonates with his cult, then everything else he does should be ignored, even applauded.
- He supports ridiculing physically-handicapped reporters;
- He supports placing children in cages;
- He supports tax breaks for the wealthiest Americans and corporations;
- He supports Vladimir Putin, Kim Jung Un and Bashar al-Assad;
- He would employ (but fail to pay) undocumented workers;
- He would borrow (but fail to repay) hundreds of millions of dollars and would choose instead to stiff creditors by declaring bankruptcy—six times;
- He supports increasing the national deficit by more than $1 trillion after promising to eliminate same;
- He condones—encourages, even—serial lying;
- He supports the idea of blaming others for everything bad and taking credit for all things good—like President Bone Spurs’ latest claim that the poor air conditioning in the White House is somehow the fault of his predecessor (really, he actually said that).
Rispone’s failure to publicly repudiate these suppositions should be considered affirmation.
Finally, there is THIS, and I think most of us can still remember the eight-year disaster that were the Jindal years.
So, if you liked Jindal, you’ll love Rispone.
If that doesn’t convince you that Rispone is about as phony as any political opportunist could possible be, then I have a mountaintop resort in Pierre Part to sell you.


