He probably won’t make the formal announcement of his candidacy for governor until September or October, but make no mistake about it, U.S. Sen. John Kennedy is in full campaign mode. If there had been in lingering doubts before, that much was made evident Wednesday by his inappropriate yet totally predictable CALL for Robert Mueller to end his investigation of the man on whose coattails Kennedy ran for—and won—his senate seat.
This was more than Kennedy’s typical down-home, cornball, Will Rogers country feed store philosophy that he is so proud to bestow and which TV reporters are so eager to foist upon their viewers. This was pure, old-fashion political sycophancy at its very worst.
Someone recently said the most dangerous place in Washington was to stand between Kennedy and a TV camera but his toadyism is both shabby and shameful in its transparent attempt to please Donald Trump and to cash in on Trump’s inexplicable popularity with Louisiana voters.
Inexplicable because everything—and I mean everything—the man stands for goes against the interests of the most vocal of his supporters. All you have to do to verify that claim is to compare his record with his actions. Instead, his supporters choose to listen to his rants and to read his sophomoric tweets which stand in stark contrast to his official actions behind the scene:
- Safe drinking water? Who needs it?
- Consumer protection? Why?
- The former head of the Bank of Cyprus, a leading conduit for Russian money laundering is now Secretary of Commerce so you do the math.
- Medical care? Hmph.
- Employee benefits like pensions and overtime pay? Nah.
- Net neutrality? Don’t need it, don’t want it, can’t use it (besides, that was an Obama policy so, out it goes).
- Tax reform? You bet—for the wealthy.
- Protection of endangered wildlife? Hell, there must be a hundred species of animals out there. That’s way too many.
- Banking regulations to avoid another recession like we had in 2008? Just signed off on the rollback of Dodd-Frank, thank you very much.
- The head of EPA is less concerned about protecting the environment than in enriching himself with European vacation trips on your dime and installing $45,000 soundproof phone booths in his office and blaming his staff whenever he gets caught wasting taxpayer funds.
Nixon was a crook, Lyndon Johnson lied us into an unwinnable war that cost 58,000 American lives, Bill Clinton had a basketful of scandals, and George W. Bush lied to us about Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction, but I daresay Trump is far and above the biggest crook—and the most ill-prepared to be president—who ever occupied the Oval Office. There will be those who will deny that to the death, but it doesn’t change the facts.
And before you call me a wild-eyed liberal or something worse, keep this in mind: I was a Republican longer than a lot of you have been alive. I was a Republican when we could caucus in a telephone booth. But I didn’t leave the party, it left me. It took me a long time, but I finally saw what the Republican Party stood for and it wasn’t for any of the things that I learned from the Bible—things like charity, understanding, kindness, compassion, taking care of the sick, and feeding the hungry. You know, Christian virtues the evangelicals claim to espouse but who instead turn around and condone, encourage even, the most unchristian behavior imaginable. We call that hypocrisy where I come from.
At various times, Trump has:
- Told us not to the trust the FBI;
- Told us not to trust the Justice Department;
- Told us not to trust the free press, and
- Told us not to trust the courts.
These are the only institutions that can hold him accountable and he is trying to undermine every single one of them. If that doesn’t worry you, it damn well should.
So, in order to appease Trump and his followers in Louisiana, and apparently in order to solidify his support for a gubernatorial run in 2019, Kennedy slobbers all over himself in calling for Mueller to end his investigation “because it distracts in time, energy and taxpayer money.”
And Trump’s governance by tweets is not a distraction? His constant reversals of positions are not a waste of time, energy and taxpayer money?
Trump reminds me of an editorial cartoon I spotted this week:
- He doesn’t believe the intelligence agencies;
- He doesn’t support the rule of law;
- He doesn’t support the special counsel;
- He doesn’t support the mission of federal regulators;
- He doesn’t support the right to demonstrate peaceably;
- He has no concern about the integrity of fair elections;
- He doesn’t care about the “huddled masses.”
Hell no. He’s a true patriot.
And Kennedy is sucking up to him in grand fashion.
Kennedy, you cited a laundry list of things that need to be done. I seem to remember that when you ran for the senate, there were things you were going to work for. But now it seems you are beginning to “distract in time, energy and taxpayer money” by running for governor when you should be doing your job—kind of like the way you criticized Bobby Jindal for running for president when he should have been tending to his job as governor. You sounded so sensible when you criticized Bobby for not doing his job and yet…
But just for the sake of argument, let’s compare the distraction that you claim the Mueller investigation of one year—one year, John—has become with past INVESTIGATIONS investigations and the presidents. We’ll start with the granddaddy of ‘em all:
- Watergate (Nixon): 4 years, the resignation of a president and more than 20 indictments/pleas;
- Michael Deaver perjury charges (Reagan): A shade over three years and one indictment;
- Iran-Contra (Reagan): six and one-half years and 14 indictments/pleas;
- Lyn Nofziger improper lobbying (Reagan): About 16 months, two indictments/pleas;
- Samuel Pierce influence peddling (H.W. Bush): Almost nine years (and he was only in office for four): 18 indictments/pleas;
- Whitewater/Paula Jones/Monica Lewinski (Clinton): Seven years, 15 indictments/pleas, impeachment of a president (acquitted);
- Mike Espy gifts (Clinton): Seven years, 13 indictments/pleas;
- Henry Cisneros perjury charges (Clinton): Nine years, 8 indictments/pleas;
- Alexis Herman influence-peddling (Clinton): Two years, one indictment/plea;
- Valerie Plame leaks (George W. Bush): Three years, one indictment/plea;
- Russia (Trump): One year, John, just ONE YEAR, and more indictments/pleas already than you can count.
In case you weren’t counting, John, that’s four separate investigations costing $80 million during Clinton’s administration. I’m not saying they weren’t warranted because they were. But I don’t recall anyone ever saying those investigations should’ve been shut down.
So, John, why don’t you read up on Will Rogers, do a few more hominy and grits folksy quotes and leave the real work to those charged with doing the job?
Or maybe come up with another ad about drinking weed killer for your gubernatorial campaign.


