Louisiana Voice

While watching the liftoff of Artemis II on Wednesday it occurred to me that it was a darn good thing the launch didn’t violate the sacred skies of Louisiana lest 58 House members and 35 senators as well as the good folks at the Department of Environmental Quality (DEQ) completely lose their already conspiracy-laden minds.

I mean, it’s enough that there are those who, with all sincerity, believe that the U.S. guvmint is trying to poison the nation, friend and foe alike, Repugnantcan and Democreep, by spraying the entire continent with toxic chemicals from aircraft traving 30,000 feet above the earth.

Never mind releasing chemicals from that altitude would disperse any “poison” indiscriminately over whites, blacks, browns and everything in between, including the very family members of the perpetrators.

These poor, misguided folks are confusing chemtrails with contrails, the latter being particles of vapor that freeze at high altitudes and form those long, white clouds that trail behind the airplanes. But hey! We’re at a place and time when half-baked conspiracy theories trump (no pun intended) science.

But check out a couple of thos poisonous chemtrails deposited by Aretmis II. Maybe it was not a coincidence that the launch took place on April Fool’s.

koff, koff. Somebody notify “Bib Mike” Fesi, Kellee Hennessee Dickerson, Valerie Hodges, Heather Cloud, Beryl Amedee, Michael Bayham, Jr., Marcus Bryant, Kimberly Coates, Raymond Crews, Kathy Edmonston, Peter Egan, Dodie Horton and Danny McCormick!