Diaper Don was correct, it turns out.
All this time, he’s been telling us that mail-in voting is bad for the Repugnantcan Party.
And to prove his point, he voted by mail himself in the congressional race in the Florida House district that encompasses Mar-a-Largo—just to demonstrate what he’s been saying.
Lemme repeat that in case you weren’t paying attention: Donald Trump voted by mail in yesterday’s congressional election.
It is a district ol’ Cankle Ankles won by 17 points in 2024, and in a district won by the Republican candidate by 19 points, Democratic challenger Emily Gregory won yesterday by 2.4 points.
Now, a 2.4 percentage point win may not seem like a mandate but consider this: In Dementia Don’s home district, she pulled off 20-point swing among Yam Tits’s friends and neighbors from two years ago. That is a mandate by all measures.
The results were just the latest in an early series of elections that indicate folks have had quite enough of the Trumpster Dumpster. In fact, it was the 29th seat (albeit mostly local seats) Democrats have flipped from Repugnantcan control since TACO Don took office.
This was a special election to fill the seat of Repugnantcan Mike Caruso, who, apparently seeing the handwriting on the wall, resigned to become Palm Beach County’s clerk. Maybe he read the tea leaves.
In something of an understatement, Heather Williams, president of the Democratic Legislative Campaign Committee, said, “If Mar-a-Lago is vulnerable, imagine what’s possible this November.”
Yeah. Just imagine, Louisiana, the state that royaly iffed up.
IF Karen Carter Peterson had not gutted the Louisiana Democratic Party…
IF Louisiana Democrats had dumped her from her chairpersonship earlier and begun rebuilding…
IF Louisiana Democrats had come together to find a strong, appealing candidate to run against Bill Cassidy and the field of Trump sycophant wannabes…
Because, God knows the field of Repugnantcan candidates in the upcoming Senate race makes one wonder, as many of us do every election cycle, is this the best Louisiana has to offer?
IF we only had a real choice…



Ms. Gregory was a first-time candidate, now first-time elected state representative. Reached after the results were announced she said she was “pretty shocked” and “having a fairly out-of-body experience.” I can imagine.