How do you become chairman of the LSU Board of Supervisors?
The same way you get yourself named to the board in the first place.
For starters, you give money—lots of it—to the right political campaigns.
Secondly, you chum up to the governor and then you get the governor and legislator to change the rules for selection of chairman and put that power exclusively in the hands of the governor.
College degree, by the way is not a requisite, even for board membership.
And being named to the board of supervisors, along with the Superdome Commission, is one of the sweetest political plums you can pluck off the patronage tree.
Lee Mallett, a major Repugnantcan donor, both on the state and national level, was named by Gov. Squeaky Toy Landry as the new chair of the board earlier this year. The fact that he and four of his companies combined to contribute$52,500 to Landry since 2013.
Of course, this isn’t Mallett’s first rodeo; he was first appointed to the board way back in 2012 by BOBBY JINDAL, the beneficiary of $158,000 in contributions from Mallett and seven of his companies.
As icing on the cake, Jindal also had the Department of Corrections ISSUE A DIRECTIVE to state parole and probation officers to FUNNEL OFFENDERS into Mallett’s halfway house in Lacassine.
The board of supervisors’ web page offers a typical glowing BIOGRAPHY of Mallett, who dropped out of McNeese State University after a single semester..
While the ATS web page touted training in pipefitting, welding, electrical, millwright, heavy equipment operator and instrumentation fitter, at least one district attorney who refers offenders to facilities such as ACADEMY OF TRAINING SKILLS (ATS) said he has experienced numerous complaints about the program and no longer refers offenders to ATS.
Because of complaints about Mallett’s ATS, however, one district attorney stopped referrals and began sending clients to Cenikor Foundation, a Houston-based center with facilities in Baton Rouge.
“We just stopped sending people to ATS,” a spokesman for the DA’s office said. “The jobs they were getting our people were jobs hamburger flipping at fast food restaurants, not technical skills. The claims that they are providing medical treatment don’t seem to be valid, either, because our referrals told us they received no medical treatment.
“Moreover, ATS works these people and pays money into personal accounts for each resident, which is certainly an accepted practice,” he said. “However, without exception, when our referrals completed their programs there, instead of receiving the money in their accounts, they wound up owing ATS money.”
Lest one get the idea we’re picking on Mallett, it would only be fair to point out that others made pretty substantial political contributions to Landry and were subsequently appointed to the board: In all, 12 board members and/or their companies combined to contribute $281,500 to Landry
Attorney JOHN CARMOUCHE and his law firm, Talbot Carmouche and Marcello contributed $60,000 to Landry’s campaign coffers in 2021 and 2023.
ESPERANZA MORAN is the wife of Shreveport oil man Scott Moran and while she has made no contributions personally to Landry, her husband has chipped in $40,600 since 2015.
BLAISE ZUSCHLAG is CEO and Executive Vice President of Acadian Ambulance. The company’s political action committee funneled $32,500 to Landry between 2011 and 2022.
New Orleans attorney RODERICK ALVENDIA and his law firm, Alvendia Kelly and Demares, gave $27,500.
Opelousas attorney PATRICK MORROW and his law firm, Morow Morrow Ryan & Bassett, contributed $25,000 between 2017 and 2023.
RAYMOND MORRIS and his company, West Carroll Health Systems, combined to contribute $12,500.
Former LSU and professional basketball player COLLIS TEMPLE who today operates several group homes for adjudicated youths, and SCOTT BALLARD each contributed $10,000.
New Orleans attorney JAMES M. WILLIAM ponied up a paltry $4,000.
REBECCA BONIOL and LAURIE LIPSEY ARONSON brought up the rear among the 12 members who contributed to Landry.
Boniol, who with her husband, owns automobile dealerships in Lake Charles and Shreveport, gave $3,000 and Aronson, CEO of Lipsey’s and Haspel, a firearms dealership, gave $2,500.
Now, having once more illustrated how money talks in politics while sound policy walks, it’s interesting to note that Monday’s Baton Rouge Advocate had an interesting story about how applications from students to attend LSU have increased about 110 percent, from 29,000 to 62,000 since 2020.
A little more than double the applications in six years is pretty substantial, but with that could come problems.
That could be attributed to a major change that took place eight years ago. In 2018, the state’s flagship university de-emphasized two major criteria for admission to the school. Whereas he had required a 3.0 high school GPA and a score of 22 on the ACT college entrance exam, the new standards opened the doors for more admissions. Then-President F. King Alexander lowered ADMISSION STANDARDS that leaned more on essays and recommendations than it did test scores.
The problem with opening the doors to so many more students in such a short time is LSU is already years and tens of millions of dollars behind in maintenance to its physical plant. Where will so many new students be housed? How many more instructors and professors will have to be hired to teach so many new students? Will LSU have sufficient classroom space to accommodate such an increase in humanity? And where on earth will that many more students find parking spaces on campus? More campus police will have to be added to the payroll to protect property and prevent an inevitable surge in campus crime.
Those are just a few of the growing pain problems LSU is going to be facing because of the relaxed admission standards.
And campaign contributions in exchange for board appointments and the perks that do with an appointment aren’t going to solve those problems.


