A reader wrote: “My friend showed me his medical degree from Harvard. Now I’m a surgeon.”
In line with that joke about Trump’s “participation trophy” (even though he never participated), another friend came up with an absolutely brilliant idea:
Go into your attic, storeroom or wherever, and dig out all your old, useless trophies (especially any old participation trophies) and send them to Donald J. Trump, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, D.C. 20004.
Or you can send them to Trump The Mar-a-Largo Club, 1100 South Ocean Boulevard, Palm Beach, Florida 33480
He wants participation trophies, give him participation trophies.
Do it! They can’t do anything about someone’s wanting to share his accomplishments with ol’ Yam Tits!



Even Milli Vanilli gets in on the growing wave of sharing:

And then, there’s this:

(Yeah, I know it’s all AI, but damn! Ain’t it fun!)



I’m lost for words!