Whenever I hear TACO Don respond to a reporter’s uncomfortable question with yet another of his predictable accusations of nastiness, I can’t help but be reminded of DORIS PACKER, a largely forgotten actress from an old CBS sitcom from the late 1950s and early ‘60s (yeah, that’s how old I am).
Doris Parker had the recurring role of the mother of millionaire playboy Chatsworth Osborne Jr. on the old Many Lives of Dobie Gillis show that ran from September 1959 to June 1963 on CBS.
Mrs. Osborne often referred to her son, Dobie’s nemesis, as “SUCH A NASTY BOY” in her snobbish tone that told the world that she was far superior to the lesser beings whom she was forced to tolerate.
Fast forward 65 years and we have members of the fourth estate questioning Herr Führer about his latest nickname. As you listen, close your eyes and picture in your mind’s eye Mrs. Osborne and even those of the younger set who have never heard of Dobie Gillis can HEAR THE RESEMBLANCE.
The only unresolved question that keeps us from actually believing in reincarnation is what (or who) in some parallel universe could Trump possibly be superior to in intellect?




Taco’s birth mother actually said “What kind of a son have I created?”
Trump has the intellect of a potion consisting of belly button lint, ear wax, and testicle sweat.