BREAKING NEWS Pam Bondi Demands Removal of “Taco Trump” References or Criminal ProsecutionTampa, FL, May 30, 2025 — Former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi today issued a formal cease-and-desist directive to all individuals and media platforms: immediately remove any use of the epithet “Taco Trump” in reference to President Donald J. Trump, or face criminal charges.
“ENOUGH WITH THE TACO NONSENSE!”“Let me be crystal clear,” Bondi roared in her typically polished yet venom-drizzled tone, “if you utter that ridiculous ‘Taco Trump’ slur one more time, I’ll personally track you down with more tenacity than I hunted down embezzlers in Tallahassee. This is not a drill, this is not satire—oh wait… yes it is satire, but you still better zip it!”
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The Mexican snack that broke the camel’s back“I’ve tolerated every absurd nickname,” she continued, “from Crooked Hillary’s many crimes to Sleepy Joe’s naptime excuses. But this ‘Taco Trump’ business is crossing a line. Tacos are delicious, they deserve respect, & associating them with political theatre is a slap in the face to cilantro lovers everywhere.”
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Threat level: BondiSources close to Bondi’s inner circle (read: her closest hairdresser) confirm she’s drafted a three-page cease-and-desist, complete with bullet-pointed legalese and a pie chart illustrating “Taco-Based Political Insults Over Time.” Whoever coined “Taco Trump” has approximately 48 hours before they receive a strongly worded letter thicker than the Constitution.
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BOTTOM LINEPam Bondi has drawn her line in the sand (or salsa), issuing a public ultimatum: mention “taco” in any “Taco Trump” context, & you’ll face legal fire hotter than a habanero. Whether this will stop the internet’s latest meme-obsession or merely fuel the next viral truth-bomb remains to be seen.Disclaimer: This entire statement is parody. No tacos were harmed in the making of this press release. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or guacamole-less, is purely intentional.
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That meme is great and an excellent complement to podcaster Jennifer Welch’s perfect description of Trump as a “whining titty baby.” https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/cnn-panelist-lays-into-kevin-oleary-for-defending-whining-titty-baby-trump-pathetic/