Louisiana Voice

For several days now, I’ve been poking John “Foghorn” Kennedy for never having held a town hall meeting since his initial election to the Senate back in 2016.

I decided to send him a daily reminder of that and today, I got my own unpleasant reminder of just how much those inside the Beltway in Washington hold the great unwashed (that would be us) in contempt.

House Speaker Mike Johnson, that family values, Louisiana Family Forum and Christian nationalism ADVOCATE, that law professor for the LAW SCHOOL THAT NEVER OPENED, has called on fellow Repugnant lawmakers to avoid holding town hall meetings lest they encounter some constituents who might be a tad upset at the economy and at some of actions being taken by the Musk/Trump administration.

Shreveport should be so very proud of giving the world such a man as Johnson, the man who feels he must have an anti-porn app on his and his son’s cell phones so that each can monitor the other to ensure neither is accessing online porn.

A few members (from other states) had the courage to hold town hall meetings and caught a lot of flak for their trouble. Folks are legitimately upset at the way things are going. Musk is firing employees by the thousands, gutting agencies and departments that were actually accomplishing positive things for the sick and disabled and protecting consumers from financial fraud.

They were legitimately concerned at the tariffs Agent Orange was tossing out. They knew, even if he could not comprehend the concept, that tariffs are assessed against the buyer, in this case, American businesses who simply pass the increased cost on to the consumer.

That was probably taught at the Penn University’s Wharton School of Business, but IMPOTUS was probably absent on tariff day.

But let’s get back to Johnson, the Shreveport arbiter of good and evil as per the evangelical playbook. Reacting to the hostility encountered at town hall meetings already held, Johnson, sounding oh so very much like Trump his own self, said, without a shred of evidence to back his claim up, that the complaints at the town hall meetings came from “paid troublemakers.”

Johnson said that the disgruntled voters in the representatives’ home districts were “professional protesters.” I don’t know about you, but I suspect it’s fairly difficult to scratch a living out of being a “professional protester.” What’s the going rate these days? Do they pay by the job or by the hour? Time-and-a half-for overtime? Is there a “professional protester” union?

A reader made the best observation yet on the current state of affairs when he summed up the Repugnantcan unique take on history: “Ukraine invaded Russia. Zelensky wasn’t elected by voters. Tariffs are paid by the nations being tariffed. Musk knows that he’s doing because he’s rich. J6ers were political prisoners. Any Black Lives Matter march is a riot and town hall protestors must be paid rabble rousers. It’s a never-ending slide of selling out to whatever excuse gets them to the only thing they really believe in – that they are entitled to wallow in their ignorant prejudices.”

And obviously, the best way to perpetuate those myths is to remain inside the Beltway, insulated from the slings and arrows of discontent. Don’t give the folks back home an opportunity to express themselves. It’s far better to lecture them in sound bites at election time so as to convince them you really are working to make their lives better even as it becomes more and more difficult to buy food, shelter and transportation.

But for God’s sake, don’t go down among them. Maybe Thomas Wolfe was correct when he said you can’t go home again.

Especially if you’re a coward.