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At a time when Americans are fast becoming inured to an unending string of nonsensical gibberish from the mouth of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., word that IMPOTUS plans to can the KENNEDY CENTER board members and install himself as chairman carries an especially ominous tone.

At a time when the nation is reeling from inflation, conflation, depression and sensation, one would think that rather than becoming the Cultural Icon of the Beltway, Frump might be considering a more appropriate career move, like, for instance, retiring to a mayonnaise farm in Montana.

The obvious question must be asked: What the blazes does this orange-tinted Genghis Don know about culture and the performing arts other than cheating at golf?

Hitching up his Depends, he posted on Truth Social that he was immediately terminating “multiple individuals who do not share our vision for a Golden Age in Arts and Culture.”

Golden Age? Is that some secret code that he intends to coat the Kennedy Center in the same ostentatious gold that he does all his other properties?

Do the terms Arts and Culture now portend coming attractions like WWE SMACKDOWN?

Maybe we can look forward to one of those events where a cage is locked and two participants, namely Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin fight to the death. Better yet, let’s have a no-holds-barred match between Elon Musk and Marjorie Taylor-Greene.