Louisiana Voice

On Saturday, I wrote about a member of the Livingston Parish Council invoking the term “radical left” in the ongoing debate over the First Amendment. According to ERIN SANDEFUR, those who dare defend the Livingston Parish Library are members of that so-called “radical left.”

But in the spirit of fairness, it’s only proper that we pay proper homage to the “Logical Right.” (It would be perfect alliteration to say “logical left” and “radical right,” and there are certainly those who would express it that way).

The “logical right” is currently weighing in on the devastating fires out in Los Angeles, and not in a sympathetic way, I might add.

Donald Felon Trump, for example, wrote on his Truth Social site, “The fires are still raging in L.A. The incompetent pols have no idea how to put them out.”

Would that be in contrast to the stellar manner in which you responded to the Covid pandemic, Mr. Frump?

What would you suggest Mr. “only I can fix it”? You may toss rolls of paper towels to hurricane victims in Puerto Rico, but try that right now in Los Angeles and they’d most likely only provide more fuel for the fires.

The felon/president-elect loves to sit back on his fat ass and point fingers of blame at everyone but himself, a trait that is fast becoming the trademark of the entire “logical right,” as we shall see in a bit.

The not-so-funny thing is that he’s been wrong on every ACCUSATION he’s made. That’s. Every. Single. One.

But the “logical right” isn’t satisfied with letting Mr. Blowjangles carry the water alone. There’s just too much political hay to be harvested here. And one thing they’re great at is piling on.

Take U.S. Rep. WARREN DAVIDSON for example. The Ohio congressman suggested on Faux Network Friday that federal disaster relief should be withheld from California unless the state reforms its forestry management practices.

You have to wonder what his position was on federal aid to East Palestine, Ohio, after those 53 train cars loaded with toxic chemicals derailed there on Feb. 2, 2023, resulting in considerable environmental damage.

Here’s how better forestry management practices can be accomplished, Congressman: make it rain. Rep. Majorie Taylor Greene, the Mouth of the South, has already gone on record as proclaiming that some vague “they” is capable of CONTROLLING THE WEATHER, so you’d think “they” would be sure to allow more liquid sunshine there since the last significant rainfall of 0.13 inch last May 5. But again, to be fair, MTG was talking about hurricanes in the southern states when she said that so, let’s just keep things in perspective here.

And of course, Rep. Davidson would probably want to withhold hurricane relies from all those vulnerable Southern states until they do something about weather management.

Maybe they should consult MTG about that.

But then again, maybe not. All those Southern states are red states, making them members of the “logical right.” We can’t be punishing them now, can we? Let’s direct all our wrath, criticism and armchair quarterbacking to blue states.