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Paul Mainieri won 1,501 games against 774 losses in a 39-year coaching career, a winning percentage of .660.

Those 1,501 wins made him the winningest active coach in Division I and only the fifth coach to win 1,500 games and win a national championship.

But it wasn’t enough.

He took his Tiger teams to the College World Series five times in his 15 years at LSU. LSU won the 2009 College World Series in dramatic fashion by defeating the University of Texas Longhorns, 11-4 and made a strong run in 2017 before losing to Florida in the title game.

But it wasn’t enough.

Since that 2009 title year, there have been too few Alex Bregmans, Leon Landrys, Jared Mitchells, Aaron Nolas, Mikie Mahtooks, Louis Colemans, DJ LeMahieus or this year’s phenom, first baseman Tre’ Morgan.

There has been little evidence of the gregarious enthusiasm of Landry, Mahtook or Mitchell, an emotional trait that, combined with considerable talent, propelled that 2009 team to the national championship. Instead, there has been a parade of assorted injuries to key players, most significantly at the all-important pitcher position.

Since arriving at LSU from Notre Dame in 2007, Mainieri’s Tiger teams have compiled a record of 637-282-3, a staggering winning percentage of .693. That consistency would win any division in the Major Leagues.

But at LSU, it wasn’t enough.

This is a program that, since the arrival of legendary coach Skip Bertman, is used to winning it all.

In 18 years, Bertman won more national championships (5) than Mainieri’s SEC regular season championships (4). Bertman won as many national titles as Mainieri’s total CWS appearances (5). Bertman won seven SEC titles and his .754 winning percentage in NCAA baseball tournament play is the best ever in college baseball.

Yes, it’s unfair to compare Mainieri to Bertman. I know that. But whether it’s fair or not, fans, who are notoriously fickle, do just that. Always have, always will.

Probably the biggest factor that makes it unfair is the evolution of baseball at the college level since Bertman came to LSU from Miami way back in 1984.

What was once the undisputed domain of the Big Three – Southern Cal, Arizona State, and the University of Texas – is now spread out over the map. We have seen schools like Fresno State, Coastal Carolina (remember them? They trashed LSU in a Super Regional en route to a CWS title), and Rice shoving their way into the CWS title spotlight and the center of power and consistency in the SEC has shifted from Baton Rouge to Nashville.

Yes, Mainieri has failed to measure up to the high bar set by Bertman and yes, LSU fans are spoiled on winning, so any coach that has the misfortune to follow Bertman (there was one coach, Smoke Laval, between Bertman and Mainieri, and he was doomed from the get-go) was certain to be under enormous pressure.

The late hall of fame basketball coach Ken Loeffler once said, “There are only two kinds of coaches – those who have been fired, and those who will be fired.”

Paul Mainieri knows what Loeffler meant.

Oh, he said all the right things when he made his “retirement” ANNOUNCEMENT. He has not been well, he said. He has suffered growing discomfort in his neck following a disc replacement and spinal fusion, he said. But the pain has remained, he said, affecting the way in which he has been able to coach “for the last couple of years.”

No one is questioning his description of the pain he has endured. I have had two neck surgeries similar to his and three lumbar surgeries and my back and neck pain also persists, though it much improved over the pre-surgery pain in each of the five times I went under the laser. Still, it is a nagging pain that’s with you constantly and severely restricts your activity.

But Mainieri knows that athletes play with pain all the time. Mickey Mantle and Ted Williams are two prime examples and the numbers they put up over their careers are most impressive. Willis Reed led the Knicks to an NBA title on one leg. And what baseball fan can forget the performance of Curt Schilling in 2014? You’d think a coach could certainly do his job while withstanding pain. A high school coach I knew coached his basketball team while dying of cancer.

The neck surgery was the reason given but it was not the reason for Mainieri’s departure, according to an individual close to the story out at LSU.

But Mainieri played along like the team player he is, like the class act he is.

LouisianaVoice’s sources say that he was told some time ago that it was time for him to go.

Hello, Ken Loeffler.

So, rather than make a scene, he went along even though there were three years remaining on his $1.125 million per year contract.

No one has said so, but it’s more than a little likely that the TAF was involved in some sort of financial inducement in order to convince Mainieri to go along with this silent coup.

And Mainieri is a gentleman and, regrettably, it seems that his sort of personality doesn’t fit in with the coaching fraternity at LSU anymore. He has had no restraining orders filed against him. He has had no barroom encounters. He is a fatherly type – not the kind to try and lure young women to his apartment. Nor has he been accused of recruiting violations or of covering up improprieties within his program which, by the way, also has a pretty impressive graduation percentage among his players, especially when compared to football and basketball.

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Simon Cameron, Abe Lincoln’s Secretary of War, once described an honest politician as one who “when he is bought, will stay bought.”

Harry Truman said, “If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.”  

John “No Relation” Kennedy may or may not have many friends in Washington – I don’t really know or care – but you have to give him credit for being a model of consistency in a town where allegiances and alliances only count where the most important consideration is the next election cycle.

He sold his soul when he first ran for the Senate back in 2016 and it has remained sold. He just doesn’t give a damn what one faction of Louisiana voters want from him in the nation’s capital; the one-time liberal Democrat sold out to Trump, the NRA and the big money that underwrites the Repugnantcan Party and never looked back.

He wraps himself in some sort of blanket of homespun philosophy that borders on a cheap imitation of Walter Brennan from The Real McCoys sitcom of the late ‘50s and early 60s – even to the point of appearing semi-literate with his misspelling of the word “believe” in a TV spot he made on behalf of the NRA. He apparently thinks everyone is laughing with him instead of at him.

But behind that aw-shucks veneer lies a ruthless cutthroat politician who doubtless knows his constituency. A big majority of Louisiana voters love that crap and he knows it – even if it means metamorphically turning his back on the mother of a slain police officer, which he did on Thursday.

So much for his proclaimed support of law enforcement.

Gladys Sicknick, mother of Capitol Police officer Brian Sicknick, killed in the Jan. 6 storming of the U.S. Capitol by Trump supporters, appeared in Washington to plead with senators to support an investigation into the riots that attempted to halt the confirmation of the November election defeat of Trump.

Several Repugnantcan senators met or spoke with her, including Trump sycophants Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham and Wisconsin’s Ron Johnson, of all people. Others, including Mitch McConnell, Rick Scott and John Cornyn offered to have staff members meet with her even though some said it was unlikely they’d change their minds. At least give them credit for candor, if not for empathy.

Louisiana’s senior Sen. Bill Cassidy also met with her.

Guess who was among senators who refused to meet with her?

You guessed it: John “No Relation” Kennedy, Louisiana’s junior senator.

On Friday, the Senate finally got around to voting on House Resolution 3233 which called for the establishing of a “national commission to investigate the Jan. 6 attack on the United States Capitol Complex.”

Now, bear in mind that Repugnantcans had just a while back spent 28 months “investigating” Benghazi in an attempt to bury Hillary Clinton.

Not this time.

Needing a three-fifths vote, or 60 of 100 senators, on “cloture,” which means to end debate so that an up-or-down vote can be taken, the Senate voted in favor by a 54-35 vote, but not enough for the needed 60 votes.

Again, Cassidy voted in favor, which, along with his earlier vote in favor of impeachment, is almost certain to cost him dearly when he runs for reelection (though that isn’t until 2026, sufficiently far enough away, he hopes, for voters to forget – or for Trump supporters to come to their senses).

But John “No Relation” Kennedy voted against the resolution, apparently sending the message that he’s not interested in knowing what – or who – prompted the riotous mob to swarm over the People’s House like the deranged, murderous criminals they were. It also sent a somewhat callused message to Mrs. Sicknick.

Yep, John “No Relation” Kennedy has sold his soul and once bought, he’s staying bought.

But you want to know what’s more disgraceful?

Eleven cowards, including two Democrats, didn’t vote at all. Remember the final tally fell just six votes short. With those two Democrats and four of the nine Repugnantcans who pulled a no-show, the outcome might have been different and at least give Mrs. Sicknick some faith in our democratic system. (Of course the expectation of four of nine Repugnantcans displaying any form of courage is just a fantasy anyway.)

The Democrat senators who took a walk were Patty Murray of Washington and Krysten Sinema of Arizona.

Repugnantcan senators who might’ve wet their pants had they been forced to actually display some semblance of a spine included Richard Shelby of Alabama, James Risch of Idaho, Roy Blunt of Missouri, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma, Pat Toomey of Pennsylvania, Mike Rounds of South Dakota, Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee and Mike Braun of Indiana.

I watched a movie on Netflix last night entitled Miss Sloane. It’s about a struggle by competing powerful lobbyists in Washington over the issue of gun control. At one point during congressional testimony, the protagonist of the movie, Elizabeth Sloane (played superbly by actress Jessica Chastain) tells senators, “Our system is broken.”

Left unasked – and unanswered – was the obvious question: who broke it?

• Was it the politicians who will do whatever necessary to remain in office?
• Was it the lobbyists who will go to any ends necessary to win?
• Or was the voters who are too lazy to examine the issues and to cast their ballots intelligently, without regard to 15-second sound bites, neatly coiffed hair or banal platitudes?

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Folks, I have to apologize on behalf of Amazon. There was apparently a rush of some sort on my latest book Murder on the Teche: A True Story of Money and a Flawed Investigation and they got behind on shipments of the book. But now I understand they’re back on schedule and shipping copies out.

To tell you the honest truth, it’s a problem I’ve never experienced in the sale of previous books, but I have to admit it’s one that feels kind of nice. I’ve been tracking Amazon orders online and the numbers have remained encouraging.

Murder on the Teche is the story of the murder of successful orthodontist Robert Chastant in New Iberia in 2010 and the slipshod, amateurish investigation carried out by the Iberia Parish Sheriff’s Office and the 16th Judicial District Attorney’s office. The killer, an illegal Mexican hired hand, confessed but said the doctor’s wife paid him $1,000 to kill her husband. What followed was one of the most inept investigations I’ve ever seen.

So, here’s the deal: If you want a copy signed to you personally by me, forget Amazon and order either directly from me or click on the red and blue Cavalier House Books to the right of this post. It looks like this:

But don’t click on the image here; it won’t work. Be sure to request a signed copy. The bookstore is a stone’s throw from my house and I will trot my aging body up there and sign the book for you before he ships it out.

The other option is to either click on the yellow DONATE button to the right and pay by credit card or send a check to: Tom Aswell, P.O. Box 922, Denham Springs, Louisiana 70727. The cost is $17.95 whether you purchase from Cavalier or from me and just to sweeten the deal, I will absorb the shipping costs.

Order now before there’s another backlog of shipments.

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Thus far in 2021, there have been 14 mass shootings in the U.S. that left 79 Americans dead. That includes the one yesterday in San Jose, California in which nine died.

Even a pandemic couldn’t stop the killing. In 2020, despite a lockdown and business closures, there were nearly 20,000 Americans killed by gun violence, more than any other year in at least two decades, according to the Washington Post. Another 24,000 died by suicide by self-inflicted gunshots.

There are meatheads who will read this and disparage the statistics for no other reason than because they were in the hated Washington Post but whether you accept the validity of the publication’s reporting or not, these are the cold, hard facts. As the late Sen. Daniel “Pat” Moynihan once famously said, you’re welcome to your own opinion, but not your own facts.

In case you’re still not convinced here are some STATISTICS that do not come from The Post:

Every day in the U.S., 316 people are shot. Of that number nearly half (106) will die.

Altogether, 115,551 people are shot in this country each year with 38,826 dying from gunshot wounds. Suicide accounts for 23,437 of those deaths.

But more tragic than those numbers, 22 children aged one to 17 in the U.S. are shot with five of those dying. Nearly 8,000 children and teens are shot in the U.S. each year and 1,663 of those die from gun violence. Of that 1,663 who did, 662 die from suicide by guns.

How do these numbers stack up against those of other countries? Well, the picture ain’t pretty. Click HERE for a comparison.

So, how does the State of Texas respond to these stark figures? The Lone Star State legislature passes a BILL and sends it to the governor who will doubtless sign it into law so that henceforth, anyone in Texas will be allowed carry handguns without a permit – concealed or not. State Sen. Charles Schwertner (R-Georgetown) said the bill was a “simple restoration of Texans’ constitutional right under the Second Amendment.”

This despite a University of Texas/Texas Tech poll that revealed that 59 percent of all Texans were opposed to the bill.

Beautiful.

Now, the esteemed Louisiana Legislature is on the cusp of passing a similar bill. Senate Bill 118 by Sen. Jay Morris (R-Monroe) specifies that any Louisiana resident who meets certain qualifications “shall not be required to possess a permit.” The bill passed the Senate by a comfortable 27-11 vote.

At the time of the vote (April 27) Democrat Troy Carter was still in the State Senate prior to taking office as the state’s 2^nd District House member. That gave the State Senate a total of 12 Democrats. The 11 nay votes on SB 118 included the vote of Carter and 10 fellow Democrats. The only Senate Democrat to vote in favor of the open carry bill was Gary Smith of Norco.

He was – and is – the only white Democrat in the State Senate. Perhaps the African-American senators know a little about gun violence that the white Republicans – and Gary Smith – just don’t get. Perhaps they are a little weary of their young people dying unnecessarily from gun violence.

Or perhaps they’re a bit wary of a bunch of megalomaniacal, deranged lunatics wearing MAGA caps strutting around with a sidearm strapped to their jeans, looking for any excuse to prove their manhood to the ghost of John Wayne.

But here’s the thing: In 2019 there were 36,096 people killed in auto accidents in the U.S. Seven hundred twenty-seven of those were in Louisiana.

Texas, 19 other states do not now require permits for either open or concealed carry of firearms. Others, including the gret stet of Looziana, are in the process of enacting similar laws.

States with NO RESTRICTIONS whatever include Idaho, Montano, Wyoming, North Dakota, South Dakota, Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma Alabama, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Maine, New Hampshire, Alaska and Vermont.

Only five states – California, New York, Illinois, South Carolina and Florida – currently prohibit both concealed and open carry.

We license drivers in Louisiana and every other state and no one seems to have a problem with that outside of a handful of militia-types camped out in the Montana foothills of the Northern Rocky Mountains. We even have laws in place that allow for the revocation of drivers’ licenses for certain offenses. Most also require that drivers carry liability insurance on their vehicles. In short, drivers are held to some level of responsibility in every single state.

Gun totin’ however, is another story altogether.

CIGARETTE SMOKING kills more than 480,000 Americans each year, according to the CDC. That includes 41,000 who die from second-hand smoke. Deaths from SECOND-HAND SMOKE breaks down to 7,333 deaths each year from lung cancer and another 33,951 from heart disease. The 480,000 smoking deaths equate to about 1300 per day and compares with the 587,830 deaths from COVID-19 in the US in 2020.

On average, smokers die about 10 years earlier than non-smokers.

So, what was done about cigarette deaths? The attorneys general of 46 states sued on the basis of the expenses incurred in caring for smokers who depended on Medicaid for payment of their medical care. Joe the Camel and the Marlboro Man were banned, along with all cigarette advertising and the four largest US tobacco companies SETTLED for a minimum of $206 billion.

In other words, Big Tobacco was held accountable for the carnage it had inflicted.

Likewise, PURDUE PHARMA was forced into bankruptcy as a result of the company’s marketing tactics with OxyContin, which sparked the opioid epidemic. Purdue will pay about $4.2 billion and the company’s Sackler family owners will be required to pony up an additional $4.275 billion.

Like Big Tobacco, Purdue is being called to account for the damage it has inflicted on society.

But when it comes to taking affirmative action against the growing epidemic of gun violence in this country, all the Repugnantcans have to offer is TAPs (thoughts and prayers). TAPs don’t do much to stop the hemorrhaging when you have a 9 mm slug embedded deep in your chest or gut.

TAPs don’t do a damned thing to resurrect the bodies lying in an elementary school classroom. They won’t help that teacher who stepped into the line of fire to protect a student.

What has to be done is to ban assault weapons, AR15s. But Repugnantcans crap their pants every time they get a call from the NRA. If possible, they’re more afraid of the NRA than they are of Trump.

Any time there is a mass shooting and someone suggests legislation to rein in the terror, Repugnantcans say in unison, “Now is not the time.”

Well, please tell us, just when the hell IS the time?

Instead, we get that ass-clown John (no relation) Kennedy posting a video on behalf of the NRA that he promises will “blow away” the anti-gun libtards.

Now, as Brian Williams explains in his report, this is a man who was educated at Vanderbilt and Virginia School of Law and at Magdalen College at Oxford, a school founded half-a-millennium ago in 1458. Still, he can’t spell believe. To watch the Williams report, click HERE.

What’s more, he pulls out that homey cliché that he claims is indigenous to South Louisiana (it isn’t): “I belive (sic) in love, but you oughta have a gun, just in case,” he drawls as he acts as though he is cleaning a cheap prop Saturday night special that would be an accurate defense only if his target was a maximum of three feet away.

Such is the timing of this cheesy video, coming as it does with the news of the latest mass shooting in San Jose, California, which took those nine lives.

TAPs.

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Five of Louisiana’s House members apparently have no problem with the rash of attacks on Asian-Americans just as the same five don’t see any reason to investigate the Jan. 6 invasion of the U.S. Capitol by Trump supporters that left feces on corridor walls, widespread vandalism, and five people dead.

Never mind that Congressional Repugnantcans spent more time investigating Benghazi than it did 9/11. (Don’t believe me? Click HERE.)

House Resolution 275 called for the condemning of the “horrific shootings in Atlanta, Georgia, on March 16, 2021, and reaffirming the House of Representative’s commitment to combating hate, bigotry, and violence against the Asian-American and Pacific Islander community.”

Democrat Troy Carter voted for the resolution which passed the full House by a 245-180 vote. Only 30 Republicans voted in favor of the resolution.

Neither Steve Scalise, Clay Higgins, Mike Johnson, Julia Letlow nor Garret Graves, Repugnantcans one and all, were among those 30.

So, what would be the harm in those who make our laws coming together, regardless of party affiliation, to condemn the spate of violence against Asian-Americans?

Beats the hell out of me, but Louisiana’s five Repugnantcans just couldn’t bring themselves to display enough spine to stand up for human rights and against the incomprehensible mentality of inflicting harm on others because of the color of their skin.

Unless, of course, the Repugnantcan Party at some point decided that it was no longer the Party of Lincoln, but the Party of Bigotry, which, come to think of it, isn’t that much of a stretch.

It also may be the Party of Anarchy.

Those same five Repugnantcans joined 170 other Repugnantcans in voting against House Resolution 3233, the “National Commission to Investigate the January 6 Attack on the United States Capitol Complex Act.

HR 3233 passed by a 252-175 vote, with 35 Repugnantcans voting with 217 Democrats in favor of the resolution.

And again, the Louisiana Five were not among those 35. The only yea vote from Louisiana again came from Democrat Troy Carter.

You think maybe the Repugnantcans were that hesitant to vote in favor of investigating Benghazi in an effort to bury Hillary Clinton? Not on your life.

Without going into the merits or lack of for Clinton, it’s worthwhile to note that Congress, led by Repugnantcans frothing at the mouth, spent two years and four months investigating the deaths of four people at the U.S. embassy in Libya. In case anyone’s forgotten, five died as a result of the Capitol insurrection.

“Everybody thought Hillary Clinton was unbeatable, right?” Rep. Kevin McCarthy said back in 2016. “But we put together a Benghazi special committee, a select committee. What are her numbers today?” That’s the same Kevin McCarthy who now wants no part of a Jan. 6 investigation.

But 28 months investigating Benghazi? That’s longer than congressional investigations into 9/11, Watergate, the JFK assignation or Pearl Harbor.

But Scalise, Higgins, Johnson, Letlow and Graves just couldn’t see the need to investigate how a screaming horde with nooses, guns, a bomb or two, and God knows what else was goaded by the former guy into storming the Capitol screaming about hanging Mike Pence, killing Nancy Pelosi and other members while actually killing one police officer.

Some “tourist stroll” that was.

The Fantastic Five just couldn’t bring themselves to probe how an orange-toupeed, con man managed to coax thousands of rabid followers to Washington to wreak havoc and to even kill a Capitol police officer, why members of the active military were among the rioters, why the U.S. Capitol was breached so easily and how any of the members under siege at that time could possibly equate the maniacal lunatics to a group of tourists strolling through the Capitol.

There are only two possible explanations. The five are (a) cowards who are deathly afraid of Trump, Jim Johnson, Devin Nunes, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Josh Hawley, Madison Cawthorn, Clay Higgins, Steve Scalise, John N. Kennedy, Kevin McCarthy, Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, Matt Gaetz, Mitch McConnell and the other mouth-breathers who somehow got themselves elected to the House or Senate, or (b) are themselves advocates of violence, discord, and lawlessness.

Whichever the case, be assured that these people do not represent the values and principles this country stands for as set out in the U.S. Constitution – a document they’ve likely never read.

Unfortunately, they likely do represent their respective constituents, the people who put them in office.

And therein lies the problem.

As someone said long before I first wrote it in a column, we get the government we deserve.

Politics is cyclical. The pendulum swings both ways and the national mood will shift.

Those who deride a free press are seeing what happens in countries like Belarus when a reporter dares speak out against the country’s leader. That’s the kind of state-sanctioned terrorist acts against a dissident reporter that Trump so admires but one day, his supporters of today will sit back and wonder whatever possessed them to vote for such a monster. Only the hardest of the hard-core supporters will continue in their unquestioning blind loyalty.

One day, Congress will be rid of parasites like the aforementioned architects of the modern Repugnantcan Party.

We can only hope it won’t be too late.

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