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One of Gov. Bobby Jindal’s former teachers at Baton Rouge’s McKinley Middle Magnet School recently provided revealing insight into his mental makeup when she confided that he was a difficult student who simply could not accept the fact that he might be wrong. About anything.

That certainly explains a lot.

Take, for example, that state Civil Service Commission meeting of Feb. 1.

The commission each month is provided a list of proposed contracts along with justifications of why it is more economical—or necessary—to contract services out than for state employees to perform a job.

(These are the same documents, by the way, that the Division of Administration said did not exist when LouisianaVoice made a public records request for them back on Dec. 19.)

Yes, this more about Jindal’s apparent obsession with privatization.

The contract called for the Department of Health and Hospitals (DHH) to contract out its information technology (IT) services to the University of New Orleans. The proposed contract would have provided IT services currently provided by 69 classified employees.

Approval of the contract would have resulted in the 69 employees being Teagued.

To the less erudite, to be “Teagued” is to be removed from one’s employment with state government by a governor critically short on forgiveness.

The term derives its name from Jindal’s propensity to fire employees, especially those who may have the temerity to question or challenge his decisions. It began early in his first administration when Tammie McDaniel, a member of the Board of Elementary and Secondary Education, questioned certain budget decisions. Jindal immediately asked for her resignation. She refused at first but eventually resigned.

Then there was William Ankner who was forced out at the Department of Transportation and Development when it was revealed that a $60 million highway contract was awarded not to the low, but the high bidder.

Jim Champagne, executive director of the Louisiana Highway Safety Commission, in a moment of ill-advised level-headedness, disagreed publicly with Jindal’s plan to repeal the state’s motorcycle helmet law. Gone.

Ethics Administrator Richard Sherburne hit the bricks when Jindal gutted the Ethics Board’s adjudicatory authority and gave it to administrative law judges.

But the most high-profile firings, and the namesake of our new terminology, were the dismissals of Department of Social Services grant reviewer Melody Teague in October of 2009 and her husband, Office of Group Benefits (OGB) Director Tommy Teague, 18 months later.

Mrs. Teague testified against Jindal’s government streamlining plan that included calls for massive privatization. It took her six months but she got her job back.

Her husband was not so lucky. He was shown the door when he did not jump on board quickly enough to please the administration when it floated its idea of privatizing OGB.

Thus, the all-too-appropriate term Teagued.

But now, back to those 69 IT employees.

The Civil Service Commission took one look at the contract proposal—and balked.

For one thing, documents submitted by DHH never nailed down the precise cost of the proposed three-year contract, saying it would be for either $35 million of $37 million.

Carol Steckel, chief of DHH’s Center for Health Care Innovation and Technology, said the proposal would save an estimated $2.1 million over the next three years (later revised to $7 million) but commissioners weren’t buying it.

“I have zero confidence in your numbers,” commission member Scott Hughes, of Shreveport said.

“I don’t think you have come close to showing there’s either a cost saving or efficiency,” added member John McLure, of Alexandria.

Member Lee Griffin, of Baton Rouge, said he could not understand the proposal despite his “50 years in the banking industry.”

Commissioner Kenneth Polite, of New Orleans, said he found it difficult to support the proposal because the Jindal administration “has railed against increased spending” and yet DHH is relying on additional federal funds, which the administration also has opposed.

Information submitted by DHH was “woefully inadequate,” said commission Chairman David Duplantier, of Covington.

The commission voted unanimously to disapprove the contract after Hughes observed that the documents submitted by DHH made it clear that instead of saving money, the agency would actually increase spending by up to $8 million with the contract.

That, as we said, was on Feb. 1.

But let’s back up to December. DHH employees were called in for a telephone conference call several weeks before the contract proposal was presented to the Civil Service Commission.

During that conference call, the IT employees were informed that in January, their positions would be abolished.

Following that collective downer, the IT personal returned to their work stations only to discover that during the conference call, they had been locked out of their computers.

Subsequent to the Civil Service Commission’s action, the employees have regained access to their computers. But the issue is scheduled to come before the commission again in March and if the past is prologue, there will have been considerable pressure applied by the fourth floor of the State Capitol by then.

So, what we have here is an administration so cocksure of itself that it notified 69 IT employees that they would be unemployed in a few weeks before it ever got around to making its pitch to the Civil Service Commission, even going so far as to unplug the employees’ computers while their backs were turned.

What could conceivably account for such arrogance, such underhanded Machinations?

For that answer, perhaps someone should ask the governor’s middle school teacher.

Cindy Rougeou, executive director of the Louisiana State Employees’ System (LASERS) has been openly critical of Gov. Bobby Jindal’s retirement package for Louisiana Civil Service employees.

Jindal has offered sweeping retirement reforms for some 58,000 active employees—reforms which Rougeou says targets workers who are barred from lobbying on their own behalf, which attempt to force state employees to work longer for reduced benefits, which give legislators false information on the percentage that employees contribute to the cost of their retirement, which ignore that the current unfunded accrued liability (UAL) came about because of legislators’ reneging on their obligation to pay the state’s required contribution, and which violate both the Louisiana and U.S. constitutions.

What’s more, Jindal is concentrating only the LASERS’ $6.8 billion unfunded accrued liability, which is just over a third of the total UAL for the four state retirement systems—teachers, school employees and state police are the others.

But it seems there may be one more: The Jindal Retirement Alternative Plan Enhancement.

Also known as J-RAPE, as in raping state taxpayers, this is an unofficial plan to enhance former legislators who the governor feels were loyal to him before either losing their re-election bids or becoming term limited.

In other words, while the state struggles to find funds to balance the budget for yet another year, the administration sees nothing wrong with padding the state payroll with pathetically unqualified former legislators—so they can enhance their state pension.

Example: former Rep. Noble Ellington spent 24 years in the legislature. If his three highest earning years in the legislature averaged $35,000, he would qualify for a yearly retirement of $21,000.

But wait. He somehow managed to land a job as second in command to Jindal ally Insurance Commissioner Jim Donelon at a cool $150,000 per year. If he remains in that position another three years—five years if Jindal’s retirement reform passes—he will be able to retire at $105,000 or $108,750 per year, again, depending on passage of Jindal’s retirement package. Either way, that’s a 400 percent increase in retirement benefits as a political favor from our fiscally-responsible governor.

J-RAPE.

Then there is Jane Smith, another legislator-with fewer years than Ellington-who was term limited but nevertheless landed a $107,500 per year job as deputy secretary of the Department of Revenue, a stroke of good luck that will bump her retirement from $10,500 to $43,000—in addition to her benefits from the teachers’ retirement system. Both she and Ellington possess woefully inadequate experience or qualifications for their positions.

J-RAPE.

An infuriating aspect of these—and other appointments—is that the average retirement for state civil service employees is around $19,000 per year. Yet, neither the appointees nor the governor show any remorse for such blatant misuse of political patronage—all while Jindal holds himself up to voters as the citadel of ethics and all things good and decent.

Troy Hebert is another. After 11 years in the legislature, he was eligible for a whopping $9,650 per year in retirement benefits. But then he was appointed Commissioner of the Office of Alcohol and Tobacco Control. His $107,000 job will qualify him for an annual pension of $40,000 if he stays on for four years, an increase of more than $30,000. If he remains for nine years, giving him 20 years of state service, his retirement would be $53,500.

Another aspect of all this that is particularly grating is that no one in the media asks the obvious questions: How can you possibly justify thumbing your nose at taxpayers and state employees by handing out these six-figure jobs to political cronies? Where is that transparency, that accountability now?

When someone like Edwin Edwards, probably the most media-accessible, media-friendly governor in this state’s history did things like this, reporters were all over him like red beans on rice.

But when Jindal, who seldom holds press conferences because he despises reporters, abhors the media, loathes the fourth estate, does it, no one says a word.

The silence is deafening.

Where’s the outrage?

J-RAPE.

Agencies throughout Louisiana state government use Dell desktop computers almost exclusively so it must be assumed that competitive bids were taken on the equipment and that the state paid the most economical price.

After all, there are literally dozens of state agencies and many more offices within those agencies. Estimates vary as to the actual number of active employees on the state payroll at any given time but it is generally agreed there around 50,000-or more.

And virtually all those employees have a desktop computer—a Dell—assigned to them.

And, yes, of course competitive bids are taken. It’s the law.

Fewer, but still a substantial number of state employees have the need for laptop computers. Those include state police officers and employees who perform much of their work in the field.

Those computers, for the most part, also are Dells.

So one would surmise that when an agency takes quotes on one or two Dell laptops, Dell would give the state the best possible price, given the thousands of computers it has already sold to the state.

One might surmise, but one might be wrong.

First of all, if the purchase price is below a certain amount, informal quotes from vendors may suffice in lieu of going through the more lengthy and involved bid process. That is certainly understandable.

Still, it would be reasonable to expect to attract the most favorable quotes.

One state agency recently asked for quotes for two Dell Latitude E6420 laptops. The quotes from Dell were quite surprising.

The price was $1,448.71 each for a total of $2,897.42. By the time two Kensington Microsaver laptop locks (security cable locks) were added in at $37.29 each ($74.78 for the two), the total cost for the two units came to $2,972.20.

Again, to the non-skeptic, it would seem reasonable to assume that with the state’s volume buying from Dell, the company would have discounted the laptops in order to cut the agency the best deal possible. Think again.

A quick online check of Dell prices found the Dell Latitude E6420 listed for $1,042.51 each—$406.20 less than Dell’s quote for the state agency for the same model. Some, obviously stripped-down models of the same laptop, were going for as low as $670 and $750.

It would be a daunting task to learn how many times this scenario is repeated throughout state government. We do know, however, that this agency followed procedure in requesting quotes and if no one made a better offer it will probably pay the higher price.

Perhaps this is an example of trickle-up economics because it most certainly isn’t trickle-down.

It’s your money.

BATON ROUGE (CNS)—The 2012 legislative session is only weeks away and already the bills are piling. We thought we’d get a jump on last year with an early edition of our (second) annual “Seriously, are our legislators really spending time on this?” edition.

With the issues facing the state—privatization, education reform, stealing contractual retirement benefits from state employees, budgetary shortfalls, and the coercion of college presidents to keep a muzzle on their administrators and professors—one might expect the 144 legislators to be a bit more focused.

One would be mistaken.

Accordingly, we are breaking up this year’s edition into at least two installments—maybe more, depending on just how silly it gets before the deadline for filing bills.

And, having said that, here we go:

• HB 25 by Rep. Henry Burns (R-Haughton): Establishes an exemption to the subject matter exam for licensed arborists who apply for a landscape, grading and beautification building contractors’ license in order to perform certain arborist work. Don’t let Gov. Bobby Jindal know about this or he’ll build an arborist charter school.

• HB 48 by Rep. Lance Harris (R-Alexandria): Creates the crime of theft of copper and other metals. Don’t we already have laws to cover that?

• HB 64 by Rep. Bob Hensgens (R-Abbeville): Prohibits the false personation of a firefighter. We don’t care if it is your house; put down that water hose and move away from the fire.

• HB 88 by Hensgens: Prohibits political uses of public payroll withholdings and deductions. If this passes, you can look for Jindal to veto pronto.

• HB 75 by Rep. Sherman Q. Mack (R-Livingston): Creates the crime of failure to report a missing or deceased child. See HB 48.

• HB 84 by Rep. Austin J. Badon (D-New Orleans), Jr.: Repeals the governor’s authority to grant pardons to persons convicted of offenses against the state and repeals statutory authority for the Board of Pardons. Would arbitrarily slashing civil service retirement benefits be considered an offense against the state? We’re just sayin’.

• HB 107 by Rep. Clifton Richardson (R-Baton Rouge): Creates the Hampton Village Crime Prevention and Improvement District within East Baton Rouge Parish. Considering there are multiple shooting deaths each week in Baton Rouge, why limit this to affluent, mostly white Hampton Village?

• HB 109 by Rep. Simone Champagne (R-Erath): Repeals provision relative to the production and marketing of livestock. And all this time we thought there was only one way to produce livestock.

• HB110 by Champagne: Changes the name of a certain animal disease. That should solve the problem; if the animal can’t find the virus because the name changed, then it won’t get sick.

• HB 120 by Rep. Joseph P. Lopinto III (R-Metairie): Removes the requirement that the operator of an electric chair be present at every execution of a death sentence. Operator of an electric chair? Is this a throwback to railroad featherbedding? Louisiana last used the electric chair on July 22, 1991. We use lethal injection now. Is that “operator” still around? Seriously? As an aside, Louisiana and Mississippi once had portable electric chairs. “We deliver in 30 minutes or your next execution is free” was the states’ motto.

• HB 148 by Rep. Jim Morris (R-Oil City): Precludes a person owes a past due debt to the municipality from running for mayor or alderman in a Lawrason Act municipality. That’s awfully specific but it does provide inspiration for the possibility of more bills to limit candidate qualifications.

• HB 151 by Rep. Cameron Henry (R-Metairie): Removes the exemptions for political calls, thereby requiring political robocalls to obtain copies of the “Do Not Call” listing and to be subject to all other current law requirements. Now that’s a bill we can support. Who let this guy in, anyway?

• HB 161 by Rep. Harold Richie (D-Bogalusa): Establishes a continuing education program for embalmers and funeral directors. Why? It’s not like the customers are going to complain.

• HB 162 by Rep. Jerry Gisclair (D-Larose): Requires drivers to use headlights when driving through a tunnel. How requiring all drivers to just use their heads?

• SB 85 by Sen. Daniel Martiny (R-Metairie): Requires voter approval before local governing authorities may impose civil fines for traffic violations captured by automatic traffic enforcement systems. The camera got me? I vote no.

• SB 87 by Sen. Sherri Smith Buffington: Re-creates the Department of Health and Hospitals. Didn’t Jindal already privatize that department?

• SB 101 by Sen. Elbert Guillory (D-Opelousas): Increases the number of days that games of chance may be conducted. Games of chance: that would be the jobs with the Office of Risk Management, the Office of Group Benefits, public schools, state prisons, DHH and state employees whose retirements are years away.

That’s it for now, but it for certain there will be many more in the days to come and to paraphrase Frasier Crane, we’re watching.

“We are unable to estimate the fiscal effect; there is no reporting requirement for the data.”

–Louisiana Department of Revenue FY 2009-10 report on corporate income tax exemption for the Louisiana Superdome and Zephyr Field.