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I know nothing about Democrats Lauren Jewett or James “Jim” Long, both of Metairie, or Republican Randal Arrington, of Ponchatoula other than all three are seeking to unseat Steve “KKK” Scalise in Louisiana’s 1^st Congressional District.

Arrington and Scalise will face off in the Republican Primary on May 16 and Jewett and Long will vie for the Democratic nomination that same date.

And while I must plead ignorance on the qualifications of the three challengers, here’s what I do know about Scalise:

He spoke at a Jefferson Parish event backed by David Duke.

He told reporter Stephanie Grace that he was “David Duke without the baggage.” (What the hell does that mean, anyway? If you’re affiliated or identified with Duke in any manner, you’ve got baggage.)

Scalise is the House Majority Leader for the Repugnantcans who at this very moment are considering cutting ANOTHER $30 BILLION from healthcare funding and to bounce another 300,000 Americans off their health insurance.

And for what?

Well, it seems that President Ineptstein needs the money to fund his illegal war that he launched arbitrarily against Iran and in which he now finds he is stuck to like the proverbial tar baby. If you’re wondering, that would be his version of “America First.”

It’s pretty puzzling how we’re able to find money for waging an unconstitutional war, for funding other questionable projects or for giving huge tax breaks for corporations and lucrative contracts to family members but when it comes to helping American in need, there just ain’t enough money available.

Unsaid by the mainstream media is the fact that the First Grifter family has profiteered handsomely off the war what with contracts going to Junior’s drone company—not to mention the obvious insider trading by those close to him who just happen to make lucrative stock deals just before a major military operation is announced.

Remember, Ineptstein made a campaign pledge to cut the cost of gasoline by half if America was foolish enough to elect him in 2024. It did and the result thus far has been an increase in the cost of gasoline of about 28 percent, or somewhere north of $4 a gallon. America First.

And don’t forget for one nano-second that Scalise is a big part of this mess of soaring food costs, gasoline prices, another endless Mideast war, job market uncertainty and stock market fluctuations.

Meanwhile, Ineptstein continues to play golf while American military personnel die because of his idiocy. So far in his first year of this term, he has cost the U.S. $100 million for his golf outings (that includes transportation to Mar-a-Lago, salaries, housing, meals, etc. for Secret Service personnel). Cankle Ankles sees no problem with spending $400 million on his ballroom and he insists we need an Archway with his name emblazoned on it at the entrance to the Beltway.

For better or worse—mostly much, much worse—Mr. Scalise is a big part of all this, even if he is a peripheral player. It matters not. Ethics are ethics and if he stands idly by as a spectator to the abuses of President Ineptstein, then he is every bit as guilty of betraying his oath of office and unfit to serve in the People’s House.

Yet…and yet, I must admit that I have zero confidence in the voters of the 1^st District—or any other red district in Louisiana—to comprehend the threat to this country that most of the Repugnantcans in Congress present to the liberties that we have enjoyed for 250 years.

All I can say at this point is good luck on the next 250.

Far too much attention has been given House Bill 221 by State Rep. Michael Echols (R-Monroe) who is running hard to overcome Mar-A-Lardo’s endorsement of State Sen. Blake Miguez (R-New Iberia) in hopes of succeeding Day Trader Julia Letlow, who is seeking to unseat Bill Cassidy for Cassidy’s U.S. Senate seat. Got that? Good. Let’s move on.

HB 221 is Echols’s effort to out-Trump Miguez while also hammering home the carpetbagger theme by pointing out Miguez lives about 100 miles outside House District 2 in which he, along with Echols, Sen. Rick Edmonds of Baton Rouge and Board of Regents member Misti Cordell, is running.

The bill seeks to name the proposed new bridge over the Mississippi River in Baton Rouge after Trump, aka TACO Don, aka Dementia Don, aka Cankle Ankles, aka Mar-a-Lardo. Which of those names is Echols proposing? Some observers even question if the name Yam Tits Bridge will catch on with the public, however. But all that speculation hasn’t deterred Echols—or 67 other members of the House.

The bill has zipped through committee and passed the house by a disheartening 68-26 vote, with nine members taking a walk. To see how your representative voted, CLICK HERE. It now goes to the Senate for consideration. Should it pass the Senate, it’s a lead-pipe cinch that Gov. Squeaky Toy will sign it into law.

Every session, there are benign bills introduced to name stretches of highway and bridges after local dignitaries and generally speaking, most pass without so much as a whimper of protest of negative vote.

But this year could be different.

That’s because not to be outshone as a full-blown Trumpster, another legislator has upped the ante by introducing House Bill 8647 which calls for name changes to several bridges to honor the legacies of several of the state’s own former icons of the Jim Crow era.

One of those is the I-20 bridge over the Red River connecting Bossier City and Shreveport, which may soon bear the name of staunch segregationist WILLIE RAINACH. Under the bill filed by Rep. Dogmatizer P. Jingoist (R-Zealoton). You remember Willie Rainach, right? He ran for governor in 1959, finishing third behind New Orleans Mayor deLesseps Morrison and Jimmie Davis (Davis won the runoff against Morrison). Rainach was the status-quo candidate of the Southern aristocrat wannabes. He ran on the single so-called states’ rights issue of keeping Blacks in their place, wherever that supposed “place” might have been.

Willie Rainach

About a hundred miles to the east, Monroe’s Louisville Street bridge will be renamed under Jingoist’s bill to the Richard Nixon Watergate Memorial Bridge.

The name of the John James Audubon Bridge in St. Francisville would be changed to the JOHN RARICK Memorial Bridge. Rarick was an outspoken white supremacist former judge and U.S. representative from St. Francisville who opposed any legislation beneficial to Blacks or that advanced the cause of civil rights—and who wasn’t shy about saying so.

John Rarick

The Crescent City Connection linking New Orleans with the West Bank of the Mississippi River will henceforth be known as the LEANDER PEREZ CONNECTION under Jingoist’s bill.

Leander Perez, aka Boss Hogg of Plaquemines Parish

The footbridge over the scenic Tickfaw River in Livingston Parish will for now and evermore be known as The DAVID DUKE BRIDGE TO NOWHERE should Jingoist’s bill become law. Duke, who ran unsuccessful races for U.S. Senate and Louisiana governor (forcing Edwin Edwards into a runoff in 1991) was known as one who pursued the perfect political trifecta of money, women and power through his neo-Nazi fundraising activities.

David Duke and his footbridge

Finally, as a bent-knee gesture to Trump, Jingoist’s bill would erase the name of the Sunshine Bridge near Donaldsonville in favor of a more appropriate name for the state and national Repugnantcan Party.

“Sunshine is anathema to all that we stand for,” he said. “That is why I want the Sunshine Bridge’s name expunged from history and replaced by the more administration-friendly name of the STEPHEN MILLER BRIDGE TO OPAQUENESS.”

Puppeteer Stephen Miller

“HB 8647 is the sincerest way to pay homage to the heroes of white supremacy and the principle of States Rights,” Jingoist said. “God, I miss Jim Crow.”

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(Editor’s note: The following is a short missive I received in my email inbox Sunday evening. The author, a former minister in the Independent Fundamental Baptist Church, is opposed to militaristic imperialism and said so. I felt his thoughts were worth sharing, so his essay is reprinted here.):

By Bruce Gereneser

I am a diehard Cincinnati Reds fan. Come hell, high water or a losing season, I watch or listen to every Reds game. Currently, John Sadak and Jeff “Cowboy” Brantley call most of the games on TV. Every Sunday, fans are treated to the singing of God Bless America. I either mute or fast-forward through the sound—a minor annoyance, to be sure, but an annoyance, nonetheless.

Today, Sadak called the singing of God Bless America a “Sunday tradition” to which I politely replied “B.S.” The singing of God Bless America is a post-9/11 innovation. This [song] may have had a unifying effect 25 years ago, but today it is a song glorifying militarism and imperialism—complete with military planes or helicopters flying overhead.

The same goes for unfurling a field-sized U.S. flag while a soloist or group belts out the un-singable war song, The Star Spangled Banner. More flyovers, too; an ever-present witness to our military might. Little do younger adults know that there was a time when we didn’t worship nationalism and Christianity. Today, we wave the flag of American exceptionalism with nary a thought. Sadak furthers this narrative by implying that singing God Bless America during the seventh inning of Reds’ game[s] is a Sunday tradition. It is not, and never has been. Singing Take Me Out to the Ballgame during the seventh inning six days a week…now that’s a baseball tradition.

When I turn on the Reds, I want to watch the game, not listen to masturbatory worship of American nationalism. Sadak might want to consider that many people in the stands and at home aren’t supporters of decades of military interventions and deaths across the globe—people who recognize the need for self-defense, but not wars over natural resources, communism, regime change and geography. Or even worse, wars fought solely based on lies.

Count me as a patriotic Reds fan who wants military-free ballgames. I don’t believe for a moment that soldiers are dying in the Middle East so we can enjoy Sunday baseball games at home. Not in my name, I say. I don’t want one drop of innocent blood shed for the “American Dream,” another barrel of oil, or Donald Trump’s war fantasy.

(Bruce Gereneser, 68, is a former minister of the Independent Fundamental Baptist Church who now resides in Ohio.)

Democracy dies in darkness. Sunshine is the best disinfectant. The public’s right to know.

You’ve heard them all. They’re calls for transparency on the part of government—federal, state, right down to your local city council. This blog even has its own slogan plastered across its masthead, albeit paraphrased from a quote by Plato:

“It is understandable when a child is afraid of the dark but unforgivable when a man fears the light.”

And be assured, there are precious few in state government who want you to know what they’re doing. They thrive in the shadows.

A couple if years ago, it was SENATE BILL 482, introduced by State Sen. Heather Cloud (R-Turkey Creek) that would have absolutely gutted Louisiana’s public records act. Cloud was one of the senators who filed SB 46 last year to outlaw chemtrails emitted by jet airplanes over Louisiana (apparently all bought into the conspiracy that the actual contrails are chemical poisons being spread all over the world).

Her bill passed the SENATE AND GOVERNMENTAL AFFAIRS COMMITTEE by a 6-2 vote but never made it to the floor for a full vote.

Would you like to know who voted for more restrictive access to public records? Good. Here they are:

One is Blake Miguez (R-New Iberia). Yes, that Blake Miguez, the one running for the U.S. House District 5 to replace Julia Letlow, who’s running for senate against Bill Cassidy. Miguez wants to move up the political ladder but he doesn’t want you knowing what government is doing that directly affects you.

The others senators who voted to keep you in the dark:

• Mike Fesi (R-Houma)—he also of the chemtrail conspiracy;
• Gregory Miller (R-Norco);
• Mike Reese (R-Leesville);
• Caleb Kleinpeter (R-Port Allen)—remember that name, it’ll come up later;
• Glen Womack (R-Harrisonburg)

You’ll notice, of course, the common thread that they’re all—each and every one—Repugnantcans. Voting against the bill in committee were Democrats Sam Jenkins and Gary Carter. Democrat Cleo Fields did not vote.

Of course, Gov. Landry would have you believe he eats, sleeps and breathes transparency. But the facts say otherwise. Why else would he, when he was attorney general, file suit against a Baton Rouge Advocate reporter because that reporter made a public records request? Why else would Landry, also while attorney general, attempt to make it illegal for a non-resident of Louisiana to even make a public records request of his office?

“We have always appreciated transparency when it comes to fiscal manners,” Landry said almost two years ago to the day, on April 16, 2024. I call B.S.

Why would I do that? Because of THIS STORY .

Talk about a story gaining traction: Every. Single. Parish. Has at least one non-disclosure agreement (NDA) that local and state officials were required to sign that shields (well, we don’t know what they shield) information from public view.

First to break the story was the GULF STATES NEWSROOM and TYPE INVESTIGATIONS but the story was picked up by LOUISIANA ILLUMINATOR, (quickly becoming the go-to source for hard-hitting breaking state news) but interestingly, none of the so-called mainstream media.

The Illuminator posted alongside its article, two graphic illustrations. One lists each legislator and parish in which officials were required to sign NDAs. The other illustration is a map on which one may click to see precisely how many NDAs a particular parish is committed to.

Leading the pack, to no one’s surprise who is familiar with all the petrochemical plants along the Mississippi River between Baton Rouge and New Orleans is Ascension Parish with 11 NDAs, followed closely by Caddo with nine. Others include:

Lafourche: 6; Jefferson, Livingston, Rapides and St. Landry, 5 each; Bossier, Ouachita, Avoyelles, East Baton Rouge and St. John the Baptist, four each. Ten parishes have three each, ten parishes have two NDAs and every other parish has one.

Signees include Lt. Gov. Billy Nungesser, legislators, and local officials such as mayors, city council members, a sheriff and even a school board superintendent.

Abigail Whittington of Shreveport is one of those who believes public officials conducting backroom business deals with entities like data centers is “bullshit. I think all of our elected officials need to remember they work for us and we voted them in,” she added.

But the NDAs represent the future—at least insofar as long as Jeff Landry is governor. At least 50 public officials have signed NDAs during Landry’s two years in office. During Gov. John Bel Edwards’s entire last four years in office, not a single elected official signed an NDA.

Economic development officials say the NDAs are necessary in order to attract businesses to Louisiana. But others assert that only benefit corporate interests at the expense of the local communities where developments involving public money are planned without public knowledge.

Remember when I said remember the name Caleb Kleinpeter, the Repugnantcan state senator from Port Allen? Well, what Heather Cloud was unable to do, he’s attempting in another broadside against public access to records.

Sen. Caleb Kleinpeter (R-Port Allen)

Kleinpeter has introduced SB 482 which “provides that certain photographs, audio or video recordings, digital images regarding a crime scene or used in a criminal prosecution are not public records available for release or to be copied except by court order.”

Now, that piece of garbage is worded to be so open-ended that conceivably a record may never become public. Louisiana State Police, for example, could say video and reports of the beating death of a black motorist in Union Parish are “under investigation” in perpetuity and accordingly, never available for release—and we might never have seen the video of the beating death of. Ronald Greene in 2019. Likewise, the local district attorney would, under this bill, have license to deny access to records as long as the matter is “under investigation,” and case in point, in the Ronald Greene matter, the local DA sat on that case until the heat cooled down and then decided not to pursue charges against any of the troopers who beat, kicked, tased and then lied about the whole damned matter.

SB 482 is a terrible, a horrible bill that will slam the door on the public’s access to virtually any record sought—so long as it remains “under investigation.”

And if you don’t think Louisiana State Police, sheriffs’ offices, district attorneys and other elected and appointed officials will abuse the hell out of that protective clause, I have some tickets to the 2026 NCAA Women’s Final Four basketball tournament to sell—right behind the LSU bench.