Louisiana Voice

Those of us who choose to remember rather than fantasize will recall how Donald Trump, aka Predator-in-Chief (PIC) promised in his 2016 and 2024 campaigns to:

• Release his federal income tax records.
• Release the Epstein files.
• Completely wipe out the federal debt;
• End the war in Ukraine “within 24 hours.”
• Involve the U.S. in “no new wars.”
• Be “too busy to play golf” (after he spent the entire 2016 campaign criticizing Barack Obama for playing too much golf).
• Give each American $5,000 from the DOGE savings.
• Give each American $2,000 from his tariffs.
• Give each American $1,700 in tariff refunds.
• Give (sort of) $2,000 to couples in the form of tax credits for having a child.

Yeah, we remember. We also remember that he came through on not a single one of those empty promises. Nay, verily, not one.

Whenever I see a news story about some idiot doing something really incredibly stupid like wrecking half-a-dozen cars while trying to flee police only to be caught, tased and jailed, I find myself wondering if that individual really thought things through to their logical end. In other words, how did he think it would all end?

You see, Trump, who fancies himself as some sort of wondrous dealmaker (whose record down through the years screams otherwise), has become such a proficient liar that falsehoods, exaggerations and distortions roll off his tongue faster than Natalie Harp can change his diaper.

And now, at that half-empty Repugnantcan mini-convention in Dallas this week, a desperate PIC “promised” $5,000 to each and every adult American if the Repugs can hold onto their majorities in the House and Senate in November.

And the MAGHATs—those in attendance, anyway—lapped it up, having learned nothing from his propensity to lie. Haven’t they learned anything from Charlie Brown trying to kick that football Lucy is holding after all this time? Insanity, after all, really is trying the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

To those people, I would recommend THIS CLASSIC SONG by Andy Williams.

If you’re even remotely honest with yourself, you know full-well that TACO Don has absolutely no intention of fulfilling that insane promise of a bribe.

First and foremost, he has no authority to make such a commitment.

But hey, so what if he tacks another $1.3 trillion (about 35 percent) onto the $3.8 trillion he’s already added to the federal debt in less than two years of his second term?

Remember that $2,000 tax credit for having a child? It’s curious how he thought that might be an incentive to have children given the ESTIMATED COSTS of $310,000 for rearing a child from birth to age 18: And that’s before factoring in the cost of a four-year college education. Suddenly, that $2,000 tax credit doesn’t look so enticing.

So, all you math-challenged MAGHATs, you might want to purchase a Power Ball ticket. You have a better chance of collecting the grand prize. But go on and cheer your butts off at the false promise of some pie-in-the-sky $5,000 “dividend” without once considering how the increased costs of cars, gasoline, housing, electricity, groceries, vehicle insurance, vehicle repair, eating out, sports and event tickets, day care and preschool, even alcohol and pet care is costing you a helluva lot more than $5,000 per year.

Here’s The New York Times’s BREAKDOWN of price increases on a few commodities:

• A pound of steak: from $6 in 2012 to $13 today (117 percent);
• Beef and veal: 96 percent;
• Bread: 46 percent;
• Alcoholic beverages: 31 percent;
• Used vehicles: 20 percent;
• New vehicles: 25 percent;
• Alcoholic beverages: 31 percent;
• Pets and pet products: 24 percent;
• Furniture: 11 percent
• Clothing: 9 percent
• Appliances: 2 percent;
• Vehicle insurance: 115 percent
• Vehicle repair: 81 percent;
• Residential rent: 75 percent;
• Eating out: 69 percent;
• Financial services: 67 percent;
• Day care and preschool: 62 percent;
• College tuition: 43 percent;
• Club and sports fees: 33 percent;
• Public transportation: 12 percent;

Consumer goods overall: 47 percent increase.

Now ask yourself these questions:

• Have my wages increased accordingly?
• While $5,000 would help, would it actually offset the above increases?
• Is that empty promise of a non-existent $5,000 from a proven blowhard such a great deal after all?

So, the question then, is have you thought this latest and typically meaningless Mar-a-Lardo promise through to its ultimate conclusion?

Or do you choose to remain delusional?

Developments and events surrounding Allegiance Healthcare are creeping up faster than Donald Trump on a 12-year-old girl.

Allegiance Healthcare and CEO Rock Bordelon are busily weaving an intricate network of business dealings, some of which involve his network of medical centers and some which are totally separate and unconnected to each other.

Take for instance, one of those Ruston properties of Allegiance. It was recently sold at a sheriff’s sale for unpaid taxes of nearly $19,000 to a resident of Alabama with no obvious ties to either Bordelon or Allegiance.

That building, purchased by Becky Walding of Hoover, Alabama whose professional background consists of working for an Atlanta-based gas and a multi-regional electric utility out of Chicago what builds, buys and manages transmission assets.

Yet, less than a month following that sale, the building, located at 1402 Celebrity Drive in Ruston has reopened as…(wait for it) Allegiance Medical Clinic Northside Family Practice.

Meanwhile, barely two months after Monica Adams was appointed CEO of North Louisiana Medical Center (NLMC), she resigned “for personal reasons.” She had been brought into the Ruston facility from the Bordelon-owned Winn Parish Medical Center in June.

The announcement by NLMC credited Adams as helping lead “significant operational and cultural improvements across NLMC and (Bordelon-owned) Green Clinic, though it’s somewhat puzzling as to what could have been accomplished in just over two months—especially considering inspectors with the Louisiana Department of Health’s Standards Section continue to find DEFICIENCIES at the Ruston facility.

More recently, the Ruston hospital is on diversion because of a lack of supplies, according to a staff member who said Bordelon is “running NLMC—and any doctor who’s trying to stay here for the city of Ruston—into the damn ground.”

That individual went further to say, “Rock is having to sell NLMC and actual bidding is going on between two out-of-town facilities.” The identities of the alleged bidders were not revealed but the whistleblower went on to say patients at NLMC “will be discharged and then will it be closed down?”

Bordelon, who also has a hunting- and fishing-themed TV show has posted video of his exploits in Colorado and Florida—even as his medical empire of some dozen hospitals and clinics throughout Louisiana are struggling financially. At the same time, the IRS has a $14 million tax lien against Bordelon

But a little further south, in the Avoyelles Parish city of Marksville where Bordelon owns still another hospital, a series of property transactions also present a curious mix of personalities that includes Bordelon, a newspaper publisher/legislator, an Alexandria realtor and a couple of other legislators and the quiet purchase of an entire lake and more than 140 acres of property adjacent to the lake, Lak Pearl.

A search of Louisiana Secretary of State corporate records reveals Bordelon as the sole officer of LAC PEARL, LLC. A clerk in the Avoyelles Parish Courthouse who claimed to be a relative of Bordelon’s said the lake was purchased by Bordelon for the purpose of converting it into a crawfish farm.

That purpose is questionable because of the online description of what makes the PERFECT CRAWFISH POND.

That post emphasizes shallow (as in only inches in depth), grassy (ideally, South Louisiana rice paddies) wetland that can be easily drained. Lac Pearl is neither shallow nor grassy or a rice paddy and the lake doesn’t appear conducive to easy drainage.

LAC PEARL (outlined in blue)

Proposed public park (outlined in red)

To give a perspective of the size of Lac Pearl purchased by Bordelon, the area outlined in red in the map above, represents a public park area adjacent to the lake which the Alexanderia investment group that purchased the 140 acres is proposing.

All that aside, there still have been no answers as to who Becky Walding is or what her connection to Bordelon, if any, might be. Likewise, there has been no indication from Bordelon as to the future of North Louisiana Medical Center, the status of which has been questionable since a state inspection team visited the hospital in July and found numerous shortcomings that threatened its accrrditation and its very survival.

By Paul Spillman

LSU blinked. So did SEC Commissioner Greg Sankey and SEC presidents. Depending on which side of the aisle you stand either the SEC asserted its authority over rogue LSU or LSU called the bluff of butt-hurt egos all in their feelings. Either way the silly threat of expelling founding member LSU from the Southeastern Conference has come to an end.

The SEC asked for a continuance in its federal lawsuit against LSU Wednesday after LSU submitted its final 105 man football roster Tuesday evening and did not include Dae’Quan Wright and Zxavian Harris, the two players granted a fifth year of eligibility who had worked out for NFL teams, and has no scheduled court date to resume. Then later Wednesday the SEC canceled the meeting it had scheduled to vote on expelling LSU.

The entire fiasco only served to illustrate the previously unknown pettiness of Greg Sankey, the clueless self-righteousness of academicians, and to call out the Banana Republic of Louisiana and its ham-handed politicians.

The brief timeline of events is as follows: In early August a federal court grants a temporary restraining order against the NCAA allowing certain athletes from the class of 2022 another year of college eligibility. In the days that followed LSU announces its pursuit of and intent to sign two of those athletes who, believing they had no eligibility remaining, had signed as free agents with NFL teams attempting to make a roster. The SEC then calls a hasty meeting and passes an ill-thought-out rule banning “professional” athletes from returning to any SEC school. Lane Kiffin, with the silent support of LSU puppet president Wade Rousse and puppet Athletic Director Verge Ausberry, claims to only be following court orders and submits a football roster of 103 names for the Clemson game leaving two spots open to be filled at a later date. Then at halftime of LSU’s blowout win over Clemson Kiffin can’t help himself and blurts out, “Imagine if we had used pro players” tweaking Greg Sankey and the SEC. Now all in their feels the SEC files an amended lawsuit in federal court seeking to prevent LSU from blocking a scheduled meeting to vote on expelling LSU and accusing the university of “a lack of institutional control.” Tuesday evening LSU submits its final 105 man roster without the players in question and on Wednesday Rousse sends a letter to the SEC clarifying that he notified Sankey prior to the Clemson game the players would not be on the roster and noting LSU never tried to block their meeting and had no intention of blocking their meeting. On Wednesday morning the SEC asks for a continuance of its lawsuit (which will eventually be dropped altogether) and then Wednesday evening cancels its meeting to vote on expulsion.

Both sides stepped back from the brink.

So what did we learn from this? We learned university presidents are academicians with little grasp of the complexities involved in modern college athletics. The presidents hastily voted to ban any athlete who had signed a professional contract from returning to college. But the modern athletic scene is shades of gray, not black and white. Such a ban dismisses the circumstance of a player like Harris. Harris thought his eligibility had been used up and he still wanted to play football. He was recovering from a foot injury but signed a free agent contract with the New Orleans Saints. In the NFL teams gain the “rights” to players by signing them to contracts and depending on what kind of contract is signed a team may retain or lose rights to a player according to the terms of the contract. A free agent contract is basically an agreement to work out the player to evaluate whether the team wants to add the player to its roster and prevents other teams from signing the same player during that evaluation period. In Harris’ case his foot injury prevented him from working out or practicing with the Saints. He never suited up for a preseason game and was cut from the team. But according to SEC presidents that makes Harris a “pro” football player and banned from returning to a SEC school. Which only proves SEC presidents should worry about their endowments and leave athletics to athletic directors. And that’s without even mentioning the hypocrisy of their silence on international club “pros” playing basketball in the SEC for more than a decade.

We also learned Sankey has a streak of pettiness previously hidden from the world. Sankey always presented himself as the smartest man in the room. During the conference’s heyday of a few years ago Sankey was considered by many to be the de facto leader of college athletics. But Sankey has been on a mile long losing streak and it’s starting to show. The threat to expel LSU is a measure of how much Greg Sankey despises Lane Kiffin for being Lane Kiffin, and LSU for letting Kiffin rub his nose in it. Sankey had previously managed to keep this aspect of his personality under wraps but the “Imagine if we used pro players” tweak was just too much for him to swallow.

Finally we learned that politicians running athletic departments is a disaster from every angle. If anyone thought the embarrassment of Governor Jeff Landry shooting his mouth off last fall with bogus accusations against Scott Woodward in order to force Woodward out as LSU Athletic Director was a distant memory, they were wrong. The other universities in the SEC think of Louisiana as a banana republic and LSU as a rogue actor with coaches who report to the governor, not the university president or athletic director. And for all intents and purposes it’s true. Verge Ausberry has been as silent as a mouse during this entire storm and Wade Rousse has been careful not to step on anyone’s toes or give Kiffin reason to call the governor. The governor has his Pam Bondi wannabe in AG Liz Murrill to run interference for LSU. Murrill opened her remarks in state court last week with a “Geaux Tigers.” There is nothing quite like having your own personal attorney general to trot out and represent your brand. But it’s frowned on by those who still respect ethics, propriety, and the rule of law, none of which means anything to Landry, Murrill, Lee Mallett, et al. The only thing that ilk believes is that they are entitled to wallow in their ignorant prejudices.

None of this resolves anything. There is still no rule-enforcing authority for college athletics and until there is situations like this one will continue to come up, continue to be litigated, continue to be a drag for everyone concerned. But if this doesn’t push Congress to pass legislation then likely nothing will. The SEC and other conferences continue to explore “self-rule,” which is part of the reasoning behind the SEC suing LSU, but have yet to affirm they have that authority in a federal court. If nothing happens college athletics will spiral into utter chaos within the year. Basketball hasn’t even started yet. At this point almost any resolution would be acceptable to the great majority of fans if they could just enjoy the games without all the needless drama.