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“It’s important to be away from our building with the facilitator.”

–Melanie Amrhein, Executive Director of the Louisiana Office of Student Financial Assistance (LOSFA), justifying the expenditure of $3,500 for use of a private conference facility (SSA Consultants) and an SSA moderator/speaker for LOSFA management team’s annual Strategic Planning Session on the heels of the layoff of 58 agency employees because of budgetary cutbacks–despite the availability of sufficient state office space in several state office buildings in the Capitol Park complex in downtown Baton Rouge.

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A recent tour group happened by the Louisiana State Capitol in Baton Rouge recently. Wide-eyed and cameras at the ready, they made their way up the 50 steps, each given the name of one of the states. They entered the stately rotunda adorned with brass and a large round state seal embedded in the middle of the floor, complete with each of the state’s 64 parishes.

As their gaze took in the beauty of the magnificent structure, they noticed dozens of people scurrying about. Many of them, they noticed, were reading from a small book. The more adventurous of the tour group caught up with someone in a brown shirt and asked what he was reading but the brown shirt ignored him and walked away.

The tourist noticed a copy of the book on the floor. The title of the book was The Game Plan. He picked it up and sat down beneath a statue and began to read. The introduction explained that The Game Plan was simply an instruction manual for administration officials, from education to health care to legislative procedure and fund-raising.

“It is important to remember,” the introduction said, “that the successful appointed or elected official must be adept at saying one thing while meaning something else entirely.”

The tourist, intrigued, read on. He found the following examples in the book of what might be said, followed by what was actually meant:

“Always refer to vouchers as ‘scholarships.” (In other words conflate the meaning of something given by the state with something earned by the student.);

“Parents should have a choice about where they send their children. Children should not be trapped in a failing school.” (We do not, under any circumstances, discuss students trapped in poverty. What’s that got to do with education anyway? We must, by any method available, steer the conversation away from poverty.);

“Characterize disastrous budget cuts as an ‘opportunity to transform.’” (We must condition the public to additional budget cuts as we continue to pass additional corporate tax breaks.);

“Discuss privatizing public functions rather than profitizing private companies.” (We have campaign contributors who we must take care of.);

“Describe dedicated state workers who provide essential public services as ‘government bureaucrats.’ (Exploit, at every opportunity, the public’s general distaste of the word bureaucrat.);

“Unions want to maintain the status quo.” (It’s corporations that have the money for campaign contributions. See: Citizens United.);

“Deliberately employ confusing statistics, contradictory statements and bureaucratic language.” (If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with B.S.);

“Appeal to fear and security as reasons for radical actions.” (Can you say Joseph McCarthy, Richard Nixon and the House Unamerican Activities Committee?);

“Be sure to repeat ‘Transparency and Accountability’ as often as possible.” (That way, no one will notice when you have secret ‘walking quorum’ BESE meetings to discuss what you plan to discuss in open meeting. But NEVER mention accountability when discussing vouchers or charter schools.);

“The private sector is better equipped to provide vital services more efficiently.” (The sole purpose of government is to provide opportunities for corporate profits.);

“Appointments will be based on what you know, not who you know.” (How much did he contribute to the campaign?);

“The MFP is fully funded.” (The MFP means ‘More for Piyush.’);

“I have the job I want.” (I won’t settle for anything less prestigious than emperor of the free world.)

The tour group was about to leave so the tourist had to put down the book. As he walked to rejoin his group, he looked back at the statue and saw that it was Republican Party strategist Frank Luntz and he was holding a copy of the book while blowing on a dog whistle. Timmy Teepell, with a sly grin on his face and an “OnMessage” sign hanging around his neck, was peeking from behind the statue.

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From the time when, as a 10-year-old growing up in Ruston, I first heard What it Was, Was Football on KRUS radio, to watching No Time for Sergeants at the dilapidated old Tech Theater to watching him as the sage sheriff-mentor Andy Taylor to Don Knotts’ bumbling Barney Fife, I have been—and will always be—a fan of Andy Griffith.

Griffith and Knotts are both gone now, as are George Lindsey (Goober), Frances Bavier (Aunt Bee), Hal Smith (Otis Campbell) Aneta Corsaut (Andy’s girlfriend and Opie’s teacher, Helen Crump), and Howard McNear (town barber Floyd Lawson) but the show will live on as long as people love good, clean, family-oriented comedy—story lines so simplistic in their approach to small town life that we all find ourselves wishing ourselves back to a time and place when people didn’t lock their doors and when it was safe for kids to walk down the street.

We all have our favorite episodes of The Andy Griffith Show, but how many of us can trace the show back to its origins? Well, we have Danny Thomas to thank for introducing Sheriff Andy Taylor into our living rooms.

Thomas, aka Danny Williams, is stopped by Sheriff/Justice of the Peace/Mayor Andy Taylor for running a stop sign in Mayberry and the confrontation between city slicker and country bumpkin takes a predictable comedic course of action, thus launching one of the most popular TV series of all time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOFoeNU2rl0.

Twenty years or more ago I became the self-appointed president (and only member) of the Baton Rouge Lake Loons Chapter of The Andy Griffith Show Rerun Watchers Club (TAGSRWC). Yes, there really is such a club http://www.imayberry.com/ and it long ago went international with chapters in more countries than I can even begin to name. Griffith was a member as is Ron Howard (Opie). So is Betty Lynn (Barney’s girlfriend, Thelma Lou).

The Lake Loons chapter took its name from an episode in which Gomer Pyle (Jim Nabors) and Barney became lost during an outing in the woods. Andy hides and impersonates the call of a lake loon in able to allow Barney to save face and lead the pair back to the camp. Of course, it’s actually Andy who does the leading and Barney simply follows the call of the red-crested lake loon to safety.

My personal favorite, however, is the opening scene of an episode when Floyd and Andy are sitting outside the barbershop discussing the weather (it’s 92 degrees, Floyd tells Andy as he fans himself).

Andy: As Mark Twain said, everybody complains about the weather but nobody does anything about it.

Floyd: He said that?

Andy: Mm-huh.

Floyd: I thought Calvin Coolidge said that.

Andy: No, Floyd, Calvin Coolidge didn’t say that.

Floyd: What’d Calvin Coolidge say?

Andy: I don’t know.

Floyd: You sure Mark Twain didn’t get that from Calvin Coolidge? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T63JEY1Ui5Y

Nothing contrived, no forced lines, the entire conversation low key, but an exchange anyone who ever spent time in a country barbershop can relate to.

And of course there was the episode in which Opie brings a stray dog into the courthouse and before long the dog invites all his friends. Before Andy can turn around, the courthouse is overrun by dogs—just before a state inspector is due in town to evaluate Andy’s request for funding. Barney thinks he has solved the problem by taking all the dogs out to the countryside where he lets them out of the squad car.

But then a lightning storm erupts and Opie becomes concerned about the dogs, especially the smallest of the bunch, “a little trembly one.” Barney tries to allay Opie’s fears by explaining that lightning rarely strikes dogs because they are near the ground, not like giraffes, which are tall and really up there. Besides, he said, dogs take care of their own “and lightning don’t strike them cause they’re low to the ground…and they take care of their own…not like giraffes running around getting struck by lightning, always looking out for number one… Boy, oh boy, giraffes are selfish.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVV-2tDu4l4

Andy Griffith died Tuesday, July 3 at the age of 86 in Dare County, NC. Frances Bavier was the same age when she died on Dec. 6, 1989, in Siler City, NC. Howard McNear passed away on Jan. 3, 1969 at the age of 63 following a series of strokes. Aneta Corsaut died on Nov. 6, 1995 at age 62. Don Knotts left us on Feb. 24, 2006 at age 81 and George “Goober” Lindsey died less than two months ago, on May 6 at 83.

Lindsey played Gomer’s cousin on the show and some fans, confused by the similarity of the characters’ names (Goober/Gomer) mistakenly believed it was Jim Nabors who had died but Nabors remains very much alive.

McNear actually had a couple of strokes before he left the show. The strokes left him unable to walk on his own or to use both arms, though he could still speak. He was off the show for more than a year but Griffith liked McNear and his character so much that he had the production company construct props to allow him to stand and to appear to be cutting hair and with the help of a little camera trickery, to seem to be walking around in one scene.

But what else would you expect Sheriff Andy Taylor to do? This was Mayberry, after all. And in Mayberry, neighbors help neighbors.

That was what endeared that show to each of us.

Giraffes may be selfish but the residents of Mayberry certainly were not.

Rest in peace, Andy, Barney, Aunt Bee, Otis, Floyd, Goober and Miss Crump.

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In previous stories we have alternately referred to Gov. Piyush Jindal as “Nixon Redux” and “Nixon Reincarnate.” Little did we know the frightening accuracy of what we then thought were tongue-in-cheek comparisons.

It was on July 24, 1971, when little Piyush was only six weeks old and long before he adopted the name Bobby after a character on The Brady Bunch, that Egil “Bud” Krogh was instructed by Nixon’s assistant for domestic affairs John Ehrlichman to establish a covert team to stop the leaking of classified information to the news media.

The specific incident that prompted the formation of the team, which became known as the White House Plumbers, was the leaking of the Pentagon Papers to the New York Times but the unit soon expanded into other areas, including the burglary of the office of Daniel Ellsberg’s psychiatrist, illegal campaign activities and the attempted cover up of the Watergate break-in.

Now, almost exactly 41 years later, Jindal appears to have established his own Plumbers Unit to investigate leaks and “negative” emails.

Actually, the governor’s little investigation may have begun closer to the 40th anniversary of the birth of the Plumbers.

Last October, Bryan Jeansonne, law partner of State Republican Executive Director Jason Doré, sent public record requests to parish school superintendents throughout the state seeking all emails between the superintendents and school employees.

That, of course, was the big dust-up to the introduction and subsequent passage of the governor’s far-reaching education reform package. Apparently, the administration—or someone representing the administration—wanted to know if local superintendents were saying anything negative to teachers in advance of the impending legislative fight over public education.

Then, in March, State Rep. John Bel Edwards (D-Amite), head of the House Democratic Caucus, said he had received a similar request from Jeansonne in which Jeansonne demanded copies of emails Edwards had exchanged with persons affiliated with the Louisiana Federation of Teachers (LFT). The LFT opposed Jindal’s efforts to create a statewide voucher program which would use tax dollars to send children to private schools.

Then, only last month, Doré made a public records request for copies of signed petitions of the four active efforts to recall Jindal, House Speaker Chuck Kleckley (R-Lake Charles) and Reps. Greg Cromer and Kevin Pearson, both Slidell Republicans.

“We wanted to make sure we got on this early,” Doré said.

The only problem with his request was he was too early; the petitions are not public record and will not become public until they are officially filed with the Secretary of State’s office.

One source said that there were rumors that the administration has spies who are attempting to review the names of everyone who has signed a recall petition in an effort to determine if any are state employees.

Given Piyush’s managerial style, any unfortunate state employee found to have signed a recall would be subjected to severe reprisals, including not-so-subtle intimidation and termination.

The latest volley to be fired by the Jindalistas came on Friday when word was leaked to LouisianaVoice that the administration has ordered a search of all Louisiana Department of Revenue computers for emails that might contain any information about “alternative fuels,” “flex fuels” or anything negative about the resignation/firing of Revenue Secretary Cynthia Bridges on June 15.

Bridges was shown the door (She actually resigned, but many believe she was pressured into resigning–speculation that the governor’s office did not even bother to deny) after issuing an emergency order to grant alternative fuel tax rebates on more than 100 qualifying types of vehicles—as she was instructed to do by Act 469, signed by Gov. Jindal. The ruling escalated the state’s potential liability from an estimated $907,000 over five years to about $100 million. That was because of the introduction of flex fuel vehicles subsequent to the passage of HB 110, authored by former State Rep. Jane Smith (R-Bossier City) in 2009 and which, upon Jindal’s signature, became Act 469.

Smith last fall lost her race for the State Senate and was appointed deputy secretary of the Department of Revenue.

Ironically, when Bridges resigned, Smith, who earlier this year said, “…They offered me the job (as deputy secretary) even though I don’t know a thing about revenue,” was elevated to the job overseeing the single agency responsible for the collection of revenue so the state can pay its bills.

It was apparently Smith’s admission of her lack of qualifications for the deputy secretary’s job that prompted the latest witch hunt by the administration. Apparently the Jindalistas want to know who leaked the quotes attributed to Smith.

Supposedly, the administration asked that those involved with the bill volunteer any email information but the results were not satisfactory and now a search of all employees’ emails has been ordered. The claim is the administration needs the information for undisclosed litigation–a weak and dubious excuse at best. We can’t wait to see how rank and file employee emails might figure in a legal strategy.

But then, with the legal advice this administraton has received on such matters as employee retirement and the comandeering of local taxes to pay for students to attend charter schools in other parishes, who knows?

Sorry to disappoint you, Piyush, but when state employees send us information, they are smart enough to do so from their private computers and personal email accounts. Not only will you not find that information in any email, we didn’t even get it from a state employee.

The information came from the private sector.

And you’ll play hell prying the source of that information out of us.

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The controversy over Monday’s meeting of the Board of Elementary and Secondary Education (BESE) School Innovation and Turnaround “Committee,” while important, could be a mere smokescreen for a far murkier and more complicated issue.

To be sure, legitimate questions about teacher certification and accountability standards for charter schools and some 124 private schools accepting voucher money were raised at the meeting formally described as a committee meeting, but attended by the full board.

But lying beneath the surface is House Bill 976 authored by Rep. Stephen Carter (R-Baton Rouge) and signed into law as Act 2, or the “Student Scholarships for Educational Excellence Act,” by Gov. Piyush Jindal.

The bill, which passed in the House by a 60-43 vote and 24-15 in the Senate in the legislature’s rush to placate the governor, will allow course providers to “offer a quality, individual education to students.”

So, what exactly, is a course provider?

That’s the same thing that Reps. Sam Jones (D-Franklin) and John Bel Edwards (D-Amite) wanted to know during debate on the bill. No one else seemed interested, including the media whose job it is to explore the issues, but who seem more interested, as one observer put it, to play sycophant to Jindal.

Under terms of the act, postsecondary education institutions may serve as quality course providers for students who seek advanced level course work or technical or vocational instruction. Because “technical” and “vocational” were included in the bill’s language, could that mean that “postsecondary education institutions” would include not only traditional universities and colleges, but vocational and technical schools and proprietary schools like University of Phoenix and IT Technical College, as well?

But the bill goes on to specify that business and industry may also serve as “quality course providers that offer course work in their particular field or expertise.”

“‘Course provider’ means an entity that offers individual courses in person or online, including but not limited to online or virtual education providers,” the act says.

BESE member Chas Roemer of Baton Rouge, meanwhile thumbed his nose at state ethics laws by openly discussing certification of charter school teachers. BESE member Walter Lee, who is superintendent of the DeSoto Parish school system, asked why there is no requirement that charter school teachers be certified when public schools require certification.

Roemer, whose sister is executive director of the Louisiana Public Charter School Association, which would thereby create an apparent conflict any time he addresses issues concerning charter schools, said the policy was in line with the administration’s goal of allowing charter schools to try new approaches. “There are going to be differences and there should be differences,” he said.

State Superintendent of Education John White, who deleted without responding two emails from LouisianaVoice formally requesting public records, said accountability rules for private schools accepting voucher money would be completed by Aug. 1.

That would appear to putting the horse ahead of the cart when one considers vouchers that have already been approved for schools in Ruston, Westlake and DeRidder that are woefully understaffed and which have inadequate facilities to accommodate students they already have, much less up to 300 new voucher students.

But back to HB 976, aka Act 2, aka Student Scholarships for Educational Excellence Act, projected to cost the state $44.5 million over a five-year period. The initial authorization of the course provider shall be for three years, with BESE charged with carrying out a “thorough review” after the second year.

Courses would be available to students attending a public school that receive a letter grade of “C,” “D,” or “F,” or who is attending a public school that does not offer the course in which a student desires to enroll, the act says.

BESE is directed by the bill to create a reciprocal teacher certification process for teachers who reside in other states by next January. The teachers must be employed by authorized course providers to teach virtual education courses.

Moreover, prior to the 2013-2014 school year BESE must create a course catalogue for all courses offered by each parish.

The act even contains a veiled threat to would-be recalcitrant local school systems: “No local public school system shall actively discourage, intimidate or threaten an eligible funded student or an eligible participating student during his course enrollment process or at any time for that local school system.”

Of course, no proposal by the Jindal administration would be complete without the obligatory provision for payoffs. “The course provider shall receive a course amount for each eligible funded student,” the act says. The per-course amount means an amount equal to the market rate “as determined by the course provider” and reported to the state Department of Education (DOE).

One Louisiana native, now a retired school principal in Arizona, examined the 47-page bill (something that most legislators probably did not bother to do) and offered several observations about costs, administration and unethical course providers.

“I am struck by how complicated and expensive the oversight of these programs will be and how time consuming it will be for local districts,” she said.

“Districts want to make sure that these providers are sound and ethical and really providing an education. You would be amazed at the number of unethical providers that will pop up when there’s money to be had,” she said. “This is just another burden on your local district which is not staffed well enough to take on one more onerous responsibility.

“This is the shotgun approach to education—a scattering of this and that in terms of learning—instead of a coherent, articulated approach over several years.”

She said that oversight is always expensive and questioned the manner in which it would be done. If a student receives an “A” rather than an “F” that he might deserve, “will the school be judged to be superior or will the students be re-tested to see if they learned anything?” she asked. “Grading is a complex issue and unethical operators are happy to give the A’s if they get the money.

“Unless I missed something, I don’t know who is approving these course providers for the first year. Is there a list of them—perhaps providers who’ve been operating in other states? I can’t see that the bill addresses that and that is important.

“This is just one more step in totally dismantling public education and finding ways for businesses to take money from the public coffers—just more privatization using taxpayer dollars. Capitalism is about risk that capitalists take to establish their businesses. Where is the risk in this if the funding is capitalized by taxpayers’ dollars?” she asked.

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