“After they had sex, Lt. Cannon realized his unit was stuck….”
State Police internal investigation report, detailing in what is assumed was an unintentional double entendre how state police lieutenant John Cannon’s patrol car got stuck during a back seat sexual encounter while on duty near St. Francisville on March 4, 2014.
Louisiana Voice 
Very punny, Tom.
Yeah getting your unit stuck after sex can be embarrassing. OHHHH…they meant the car 😆
Spray them with the garden hose.