“The word from within Bobby Jindal’s inner circle is that while Bobby is disappointed that he was not selected Pope, he vows to push forward with renewed vigor to be President of the United States.
Jindal had already picked his Papal name. He had chosen ‘Pope Bob.’
When interviewed by Italian media about not being selected as Pope, Bobby said: ‘I have the job I want.’
Jindal flew back from Rome to Baton Rouge immediately after being passed over for Pope.”
—March 14 blog post by political observer par exellence C.B. Forgotston.
Louisiana Voice 
Hey Tom,
Rey Hinckley here, from Celtic Media Centre.
I just wanted to let you know that I cut and pasted your entire message about Pope Piyush er, Bob on my face book wall. You and the Vox (voice) were not removed. Being a recovering Roman Catholic, I still remember the Latin I had to learn in the seminary.
Peace!
Pope Piyush…LOL!!! That’s hilarious!