Louisiana Voice

“He may not have known it, but he was stepping down.”

—William Barr, testifying before the House Judiciary Committee on Tuesday in response to Rep. Joe Neguse (D-Colorado), who asked about Barr’s initial false statement that U.S. Attorney Geoffrey Berman’s denial that he was “stepping down,” [Now that, dear readers, is a classic example of parsing words, aka dancing around the truth.]

“police are less likely to shoot at a black suspect, a little more likely to shoot at a white suspect.”

—Incredulous testimony of William Barr on Tuesday. [Blacks are actually 2.5 times more likely to be shot by police than Whites. Barr must be getting his talking points from the Trump Book of Historical Facts, coincidentally, the shortest book in the world.]

“Saddened to hear the news of civil rights hero John Lewis passing. Melania and I send our prayers to he (sic) and his family,”

“One of the greats in the history of television, Regis Philbin has passed on to even greater airwaves. He was a fantastic person, and my friend. He kept telling me to run for President. Holds the record for ‘most live television’, and he did it well. Regis, we love you. And to Joy, his wonderful wife who he loved so much, my warmest condolences!!!”

—Comparison of Trump’s reactions to two recent high-profile deaths. [From the self-described “least racist person on the planet.”]

“Directly above me, men with rifles yelling at us. Some of my colleagues who own bullet proof vests are wearing them. I have never appreciated our Sergeants-at-Arms more than today.”

–Michigan State Sen. Dayna Polehanki, responding to militia takeover of Michigan Capitol in protest of coronavirus stay-home order, April 30, 2020. [So, where were Trump’s storm troopers when these thugs took over a state capitol?]

“Members of the Michigan Liberty Militia were at the protest, armed with guns, and one member said that the group was there as a ‘security detail’ for the event organizers, The Southern Poverty Law Center, which monitors American extremist organizations, includes a “Michigan Liberty Militia” among its list of extreme antigovernment groups.”

—The Guardian, April 30, 2020. [Yet, Trump’s secret police were not sent to Michigan to restore order. Go figure.]

“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something, to do something. From my vantage point, I saw demonstrators scattering and fleeing as the Civil Disturbance Unit charged toward them. I observed people fall to the ground as some Civil Disturbance Unit members used their shields offensively as weapons. As I walked behind the Civil Disturbance Units pushing westward on H Street, I also observed unidentified law enforcement personnel behind our National Guardsmen using ‘paintball-like’ weapons to discharge what I later learned to be ‘pepper balls’ into the crowd, as demonstrators continued to retreat.” 

—Adam DeMarco, an Iraq War veteran and a major in the D.C. National Guard, quoting Rep. John Lewis and then adding his own observations in testimony contradicting Trump and Attorney Gen. William Barr said about the effort to forcefully clear protesters from Lafayette Park last month so Trump could have his Bible photo-op.

A coalition of 25 Louisiana organizations, including the ACLU and the NAACP have sent a five-page letter to Secretary of State Kyle Ardoin urging and expansion of Vote-by-Mail eligibility to all voters—not just those 65 and older—in light of the anticipated impact on voters in the upcoming November elections.

The letter, signed by Louisiana NCCCP President Dr. Michael W. McClanahan, The Poser Coalition for Equity and Justice Executive Director Ashley Shelton, and Voice of the Experienced (VOTE) Executive Director Norris Henderson, also asked that Ardoin:

Provide public guidance and emergency qualifications if “no-excuse” absentee voting is not allowed;

Extend the absentee request deadline and return deadline, and

Remove the witness requirement for absentee voting.

“As demonstrated during the recent Presidential Preference and Municipal Primary Elections, this duty (to provide everyone the opportunity to exercise their right to vote) cannot be fulfilled during a health crisis if all necessary measures are not taken to ensure that voters are able to vote and that poll workers and election officials are able to prepare for and administer elections safely,” the letter said.

“By every indication, Louisianans will have to continue to navigate elections amid a health crisis with life and death ramifications,” it said, noting that by the recent July 11 election day, Louisiana “had one of the highest new case rates in the world.”

Ardoin’s office, it said, “must alert the public about how these critical health and safety considerations” will be undertaken in the upcoming November and December elections. “Louisiana voters will, as they have historically, seek to vote in substantial numbers. Action is necessary now to ensure the safety of voters and elections workers through these elections,” it said.

Some voters, it said, were left without adequate means of participating in the July election because qualifications to vote by mail did not cover all voters at risk or contracting the coronavirus. “Other voters who would have qualified under the Emergency Election Plan (implemented for that election) did not become symptomatic in time to request a ballot by the deadline,” it said, adding that “many voters never received their ballot, nor were they provided with any remedies to participate other than showing up in person, putting their own health, and the health of their communities, at risk on election day.”

The letter said clarity was needed for the Election Plan for July and August if no-excuse absentee vote by mail is not offered because the current emergency ballot application is vague and confusing. To read the complete text of the letter, go HERE.

“But this is a virus that came from China. Something that’s unexpected. Obviously when you’re in the political world, there are those things that you can control, there are those things that you can’t.”

—White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, Sunday on ABC’s This Week. [That’s it? “There are those things that you can control, there are those things that you can’t”? That’s the best Donald Trump’s chief of staff has to offer? He may wish to consult with countries like South Korea, Finland, Norway, Thailand, Iceland and a couple dozen others who seem to have a little better grip on how to handle a pandemic.]

“Citizens are concerned that the Administration has deployed a secret police force, not to investigate crimes but to intimidate individuals it views as political adversaries, and that the use of these tactics will proliferate throughout the country.”

—Rep. Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.), who has asked for an investigation into the use of federal troops in Portland.

“It’s hard to see how more weapons in a charged environment will help keep things safer when it seems to do more to escalate situations,”

—Austin, Texas City Council member Jimmy Flannigan, on Donald Trump’s decision to send even more federal storm troopers to Portland in the name of law and order.

“It makes me mad that the company got the money but we are still out of a job.”

—Toimas Garcia, formerly a serve at Buca di Beppo in Albuquerque, of his employer, part of Earl Enterprises of Orlando that received Paycheck Protection Plan SBA (forgivable) SBA loans of up to $54 million but have not re-hired employees. [The Fairmont Grand Del Mar in San Diego, a luxury hotel owned by Democratic Sen. Dianne Feinstein’s husband, received $6.4 million but hundreds of its workers remain unemployed and unpaid.]

“About as useful as Jindal’s sand berm.”

—LouisianaVoice reader, comparing Trump’s “indestructible” border wall, which collapsed from the winds of Tropical Storm Hanna, to Bobby Jindal’s brilliant plan (against engineers’ advice) for building sand berms to stem the spread of the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. [The berms disappeared into the Gulf waters, along with tens of thousands of dollars-worth of heavy equipment brought in to construct the berms. How much did that section of wall cost again?]

“Something terrible, something dangerous — and, yes, something unconstitutional — is happening in Portland, Ore.”

—Ruth Marcus, Washington Post.

“He made a fool out of himself. He wanted to be among the people, so he went into the crowd. And so they knocked the hell out of him, so that was the end of him.”

—Donald Trump, on Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler, in interview with Sean Hannity. {At least he wasn’t hiding in a bunker.]

“We have to study the history of slavery and its role and impact on the development of our country because otherwise we can’t understand our country. As the Founding Fathers said, it was the necessary evil upon which the union was built…”

—U.S. Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), in an interview with the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, July 26, 2020. [And they dare to call it the Party of Lincoln.]

“If chattel slavery…where it was legal to rape, torture, and sell human beings for profit — were a ‘necessary evil,’ …it’s hard to imagine what cannot be justified if it is a means to an end,”

—New York Times reporter Nikole Hannah-Jones, in response to Cotton’s remarks, July 26, 2020. [Karl Rove and Grover Norquist long ago established “the ends justifies the means” as the Republican Party’s political mandate.]

“I just saw our new Trump-Reagan Commemorative Coin Sets and WOW, these coins are beautiful — I took one look and immediately knew that I wanted YOU to have a set.”

—Donald Trump, in true snake-oil salesman fashion, hawking the commemorative “coins” showing him shaking hands with Pres. Ronald Reagan back in 1987 in exchange for a $45 campaign “contribution.”

“We own the likeness of President Reagan and they used his image for the coin without our consent.”

—Reagan Foundation marketing officer Melissa Giller, in a request that the Trump campaign cease selling the coin, July 25, 2020.

“I won’t be able to be in New York to throw out the opening pitch for the Yankees on August 15th.”

–Trump tweet, July 26, at 2:44 p.m. [Those damned bone spurs, don’t you know.]

“Trump possesses a vacuum-sealed head. Nothing goes in; nothing comes out.”

–Judy Rofe, responding to a Quora question. [“Vacuum-sealed head.” Too good not to include here.]

“I never received information about what happened with my ideas or results. But I did hear the governor say the models were wrong about everything.”

–Thomas Hladish, a University of Florida research scientist whose regular calls with the state health department were terminated on June 29 as Gov. Ron DeSantis effectively sidelined scientists in favor of becoming Trump’s loyal lapdog. [This is the same Gov. Ron DeSantis who said a few weeks ago that Florida’s response to the coronavirus was among the best in the nation.]

Nearly 5,800 Floridians have now died of covid-19, the disease caused by the virus — more deaths than were suffered in combat by Americans in Afghanistan or Iraq after 2001. One out of every 52 Floridians has been infected with the virus. The state’s intensive care units are being pushed to the brink, with some over-capacity. Florida’s unemployment system is overwhelmed, and its tourism industry is a shambles.

—The Washington Post, July 26, 2020.

“If he was more concerned with what the president thought of him, the outcomes are here.”

—Hialeah Mayor Carlos Hernandez, of DeSantis’s preference for gaining Trump’s favor over the welfare of Floridians, July 25, 2020.

“What happened to that judge?”

—Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark), whining over Supreme Court ruling that rejected a Nevada church’s request to block the State of Nevada from enforcing a cap on attendance at religious services.

“John Roberts has abandoned his oath.”

—Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), whining about the same ruling. [It somehow appears from these reactions that conservatives thought they owned the Supreme Court.]

“I have an intern joke and it… nevermind.”

—Monica Lewinsky, with her contribution to a “I have a joke” thread on Twitter, on Friday