“Build a fallout shelter. You’ll need it. Weakness invites the wolves.”
“The vice president says he will transform America. He will and the American people will pay a fearsome price.”
“If you want 52 weeks of vacation a year, vote for [Biden] because he’s going to bankrupt your employer. Here is what he says to our young people: finish school, get a job, and work hard so I, Vice President Biden, can give it to someone who didn’t. Finally, I think he will eviscerate our health care delivery system.”
––Donald Trump shill Louisiana Sen. John “Mealy” Kennedy, on Fox News’s Sean Hannity Show, July 7, 2020, in claiming that Joe Biden’s domestic policy calls for Americans to surrender their money and freedom to Washington. [We’ve been wondering where Kennedy was lately because he’s been do uncharacteristically silent as Trump lies, encourages racism, dismantles our intelligence agencies, destroys the environment, pisses off our allies, snuggles up to world tyrants, and enriches his family and friends—all while displaying utter incompetence in addressing the coronavirus pandemic.]
“…an addled Russian asset.”
—Description of John Kennedy by conservative commentator Charlie Sykes, following a confusing Kennedy interview over fired Ukraine ambassador Fiona Hill’s House testimony during the impeachment hearings.
“I’ve said all I want to say on that, guys, there’s nothing else I can add.”
––John Kennedy, Dec. 2019. [Oh, John, if that were only true…]

