Louisiana Voice

Maybe the pedo-president thought he was a she in reverse drag.

Maybe he thought it was a Halloween costume that confused him.

Whatever the reason, when a reporter was asked by a reporter what “proof” he had that LT. GEN. BRETT SYLVIA leaked classified information, Golden Shower Boy curiously replied, “She’s got problems. She’s gonna have big problems. We’re very much looking for leakers and she’s gonna have big problems—long-term problems.”

Sylvia, a 30-year career officer, is being investigated for allegedly leaking classified information to journalists about the Iran war, Russia’s war in Ukraine and other matters.

If this is like other administration investigations, it will almost certainly amount to a big nothing burger. They’re trying for a third time to prosecute James Comey after failing on the first two efforts. Trump’s ass-clown show has also “investigated” Jack Smith, Cassidy Hutchinson, Rep. Ilhan Omar, a former Olympic cyclist and Sen. Mark Kelly and word is Pope Leo may be next. Okay, the Pope Leo part was over the top but you get the idea how this packed diaper’s paranoia borders on complete nuttiness.

It’s no longer amusing to watch him accuse anyone who dares disagree with him of treason when it’s abundantly apparent he couldn’t recite the definition of treason if you held a gun to his head.

MAGHATS have accused critics of having TDS but the truth is, if anyone has TDS, it’s his mouth-breathing base because, you see, Trump is himself the carrier of the affliction, the one responsible for the spread of the dreaded dysfunctional disorder.

And those who continue to defend him, whether they be Republikkkan members of Congress or typical borderline low-IQ white supremists, you’re grasping at extremely thin reeds. You’d be much wiser picking a dedicated school teacher for a role model—someone who perhaps tried in vain to teach you to read and comprehend—than a felon convicted of sexual assault. Or you could just go with Willie Sutton; at least he was up front about being a bank robber.

When a top military general is fired, and he becomes the subject of an “investigation,” one might expect the Pedophile-in-Chief to at least know his gender. I mean, after all, Rep. Dan Bishop demanded in 2022 that a Democrat witness “define a woman.” Karma can be a real bitch, can’t it?

But then maybe Trump has just been looking at men’s asses too long.