Louisiana Voice

That Ultimate Fighting Championship arena sitting on the White House South Lawn installed for the June 14 fight to commemorate the 80^th birthday of der Führer, aka Mar-a-Lardo Trump, may become a PERMANENT FIXTURE for world leaders to gaze upon in awe.

And why not? I mean, we may as well just throw up our hands and allow Diaper Don Dirty Pants to decorate all of the Beltway in Early American White Trash.

We might as well throw in a dilapidated mobile home—

—and perhaps one next door for the kids who never seem to leave.

And Melania is going to need a solar-power clothes dryer.

No redneck home would be complete without a non-running car set up on blocks.

A true redneck household must have the ever-vigilant dog guarding the front porch.

No Early American White Trash administration would be caught without a shiny, black SUV for ground transportation.

I mean, if we’re going for he King of Tacky look, let’s go all in.