Louisiana Voice

All in all, it was not a good weekend for Squeaky Toy Jeff Landry.

On Saturday, voters in Louisiana—those who were allowed to vote—rejected all five of the proposed constitutional amendments.

And while his preferred candidate, Julia Letlow, led the field and she did unseat incumbent Bill Cassidy Landry’s closed primary produced confusion and consternation in at least one precinct in Caddo Parish by ILLEGALLY BARRING Democratic voters from casting ballots in the Democratic primary for the U.S. Senate seat or for Democratic candidates for the District 5 Public Service Commission contest.

That was on Saturday. Sunday was just plain embarrassing.

Landry and wife Sharon were dispatched by el Presidente TACO Don to go forth and “make friends” in Greenland, even as the constitutional amendment election results were still smoldering from that epic crash and burn back in Loozianer.

And that’s where Squeaky Toy encountered a sticky wicket of sorts.

Diaper Don had apparently provided Landry some of his cheap non-made-in-America merch to pass out to the grateful children of Greenland.

Instead, the kiddies REJECTED THE MAGA HATS and other Trump-branded crap-ola and in turn awarded Landry literally and en masse with their middle fingers.

And they say we don’t write the good news. I ask you, how much more positive could we be?

So much for making friends—in Louisiana and Greenland.