Louisiana Voice

Maybe Agent Orange wasn’t paying close attention when he dispatched Gov. Jeff Landry to Nuuk, Greenland to “advance American interests”—or that is, Cadet Bone Spurs’s interests—in that country.

Landry and wife Sharon arrived in Nuuk on Sunday to attend the “Future Greenland” business conference scheduled for Tuesday and Wednesday even though he was not invited and no official meetings between Squeaky Toy and Greenlandic politicians have been confirmed.

Well, ain’t that just like President Inepstein—to crash a party to which he was not invited?

And as for Landry, his M.O. appears to be “When the going gets tough, he gets going”–as far away as possible. Instead of trying to mend his political fences, he’s out of state on a fool’s errand for his lord and master, opting for fealty over leadership.

But here’s the thing: the five constitutional amendments being promoted by Landry had just crashed and burned the day before with an average vote of 68.6 percent against.

That’s pretty much a dismal flop by anyone’s standards.

If Landry’s track record is any indication, then we’ll likely see about the same level of success in advancing Mar-a-Lardo’s plans for Greenland as he had for those amendments.

And Dementia Don won’t be very happy with those kinds of results—if he can even remember why he sent the Louisiana Guv. There in the first place.