Just a quick thought: Former presidents are given Secret Service protection for life.
If The Orange Jesus, aka Forrest Trump, goes to prison, a Secret Service detail must be assigned to him on a 24/7 basis. That will mean one or more agents must be by his side constantly — for yard exercise (Frump exercise? gimme a break), work detail (would love to see him on the cafeteria serving line or in the prison laundry), meal time, even in his cell (we wouldn’t want cellmate Bubba to develop an amorous attraction to the talking yam and making him his b***ch, now would we?).
Taking the thought a bit further, with the sudden unexplained and (I’m sure) strictly coincidental erasure of all those Secret Service text messages from Jan. 6, I would venture that such an assignment would be something akin to karma.
Louisiana Voice 
Oh, would we? Oh yes, we would.
😂👍 Right! Maybe his adult kids can borrow a few during their stints too! Thanks for the laugh!