“I haven’t even looked at what all she’s done. Travel in this weather it’s been a little rough looking at any news or whatever.”
—Sen Tommy Tuberville (R-Alabama), explaining why he doesn’t know anything about Marjorie Taylor Greene. (Yes, they really do walk among us.)
Louisiana Voice 
Because in this weather, the internet doesn’t work? The antenna on the TV heats up? Geez. He played too many football games without a helmet.