Louisiana Voice

“If Democrats want to defund the police, they should start with the FBI.”

—Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Florida) tweet, which he immediately deleted. Of course, the FBI just happens to be investigating whether or not he paid for sex with a 17-year-old girl and thereby broke federal sex trafficking laws.

“He’s not just stupid, he’s a pig.”

—Tucker Carlson, sounding much like a ‘60s hippie on Faux News, of Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Mark Milley. I wonder if Carlson would have the courage to say that to Milley’s face?

“It’s one of the stupidest lies that he ever had me deal on his behalf. We know that there were no bone spurs, we know it’s an absolute lie. The part that bothered me the most about it, is after we would meet say a wounded veteran, the only thing that this idiot would turn around and say is, ‘Why would anybody go to war? Look at what happened and look at how they’re coming back. I mean, not me. I wouldn’t do it.’”

—Former Trump lawyer/fixer Michael Cohen, on the Jimmy Kimmel Show. (Not that we’d pin any medals on Cohen…)

“It was Thomas Jefferson that said, “Facts are stubborn things, and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.’ Let’s cast our eyes over the facts, shall we.” 

—US Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC). Uh, no Madison, it was actually John Adams who said that. But that’s okay, you don’t seem to know much about anything else, either – and you just can’t seem to stop yourself from lying.