Louisiana Voice

A satisfied reader of LouisianaVoice models his chic NOPE tee-shirt while flashing the ever-popular thumbs-down to Donald Trump’s reelection this November. (Notice how the shirt follows the svelte contours or our model’s outdoorsman’s physique.)

You, too, can share this subtle message by purchasing your very own shirt emblazoned with the familiar orange toupee and flowing red tie signifying your sentiments about allowing this tyrant to prowl unchecked about the historic Oval Office for another four years.

Shirts are $18.99 for sizes Small, Medium, Large and XL; $21.99 for 2XL and $23.99 for 3XL.

To accessorize, you can add a smart mask that completes this fashionable ensemble for only $9. Should you desire more masks to share with your friends, you can get three for $24, five for $36 or as many as 10 for a mere $66.

Be the envy of everyone on your street. Get hosed down by irate neighbors as you walk your dog while proudly decked out in your NOPE Trump best finery!

Order now by clicking on the orange (to match Trump’s hair and tan) DONATE button in the column to the upper right of this post (it looks like this: ) to pay by credit card. Or, if that doesn’t work (and it sometimes doesn’t), you can order by mail by sending your check to:

LouisianaVoice, P.O. Box 922, Denham Springs, LA 70727.

Hurry and order now because supplies are limited (my distributor told me to say that because he says it’s a marketing ploy that always prompts potential buyers to act). Don’t be left out!

Operators are standing by! (another sure-fire incentive to buyers, I’m told).

You can wear the shirt and mask at Dump Trump parties across the U.S. (similar to the M*A*S*H Bash parties for that popular show’s final episode back in 1983). And the day following the election when Trump will be shown the exit to the White House, you can hang your shirts on your front door in victorious celebration (but only after putting on another shirt).