The Next Top Ten Things Which Demonstrate that Donald Trump is a Stable Genius
10.) Only he is smart enough to change the path of a hurricane with a Sharpie.
9.) Only he knows that DOJ actually stands for “Donnie’s Own Judicial” system
and Bill Barr is his personal lawyer.
8.) His genius has determined that Senate acquittal means he was never really
impeached.
7.) Only he is smart enough to know that the Corona virus is just a fad and will be
gone when the weather warms up.
6.) Trump is smart enough to know that everyone else is just plain stupid,
especially the ones he hires and eventually fires for all his cabinet posts and
staff.
5.) Foregoing his $400,000 Presidential salary while he bills the government for
$140 million in golf expenses at his resorts is pure genius.
4.) It was a genius move to give The Presidential Medal of Freedom to Rush
Limbaugh at the State of the Union address. Nobody could possibly disagree
with that, right?
3.) Firing Gordon Sondland as EU Ambassador and keeping his $1 Million campaign
donation was brilliant.
2.) Using the National Prayer Breakfast to swear revenge on his impeachment
enemies was something only “The Chosen One” would be smart enough to do.
1.) He is brilliant enough to divert $3.8 Billion from Congressionally allocated
military spending to fund his wall, which Mexico was supposed to pay for.
#6 says it all – and his supporters support it.