“WOW! Sleepy Joe doesn’t know where he is, or what he’s doing. Honestly, I don’t think he even knows what office he’s running for!”
–Donald Trump, ridiculing Joe Biden in March 2, 2020, tweet.
“Glass houses, Spanky “
“I just “chocked” on my ‘hamberder’”.
“Says the man who doesn’t know how to operate a speaker phone.”
“You can’t close an umbrella, you looked directly in to the sun during an eclipse, you think F38s are truly invisible, etc, etc, etc. You should shhhh….Or hey, if Biden is that far gone, debate him.”
“COVFEFE,
NAMBIA,
ANOLYMOUS,
HAMBERDER
CARONAVIRUS
SMOCKING GUN
PRINCE OF WHALES
GLOBAL WARNING
TEXT MASSAGES
PRESIDENT OF VIRGIN ISLANDS
PRESIDENT OF PUERTO RICO
THE ELEMENTS OF MEDICAL
MELANIE
IT WILL HEEL
LASTING PEACH
COUNCIL
UNPRESIDENTED
TAPP”
“Careful you don’t fall off that high horse onto the glass house you are throwing stones at.”
“FO covfefe drinking, hamberder eating with a smocking gun in hand man. Go find the United Shtates of America on a map without using a sharpie.”
“Is that Tim Apple on the phone? What are the oranges of this story!”
“Have you seen yourself at your rallies?”
“I’ll bet he knows how to use an umbrella.”
“You recently misspelled your own name!”
—Samples of Twitter responses to Trump’s tweet about Biden, mostly tossing some of Trump’s own classic tweets back in his face.
Louisiana Voice 
You ever heard of gematria or military code? There is a reason Trump misspells certain words or tweets certain things. You’re smarter than this. Read his tweets. Really read them. Spend some time on that Google thing. Come on. You can do this.
Save us some time, Fairness. Tell us what those tweets really mean.
That is, if you know.
OMG! Fairness, you have now shown beyond any doubt that you’re willing to go to any absurd length to rationalize this nitwit’s illiterate rants. First of all, you’re assuming Trump, who dodged the draft with his “bone spurs,” and who didn’t know why he was visiting the USS Arizona, would have even a passing familiarity with any military code, much less gematria code (which certainly has no relevance to his inane tweets).
For you to even conjure up such a theory is pure hogwash and indicative of the desperation of Trump supporters to justify his incoherence.
Where did you come up with this crap? Please tell us it wasn’t Info Wars!
But hey, thanks for the laugh.
BTW, Fairness, I have some eye of newt, some bat wings, and chicken tongues at a good price. I understand if you get the mixture right when boiled in wombat blood, you can actually drink the potion and you’ll be invisible.
Make me an offer.