“I believe love is the answer, but you oughta own a handgun, just in case.” October 2016
“Our country was founded by geniuses, but it’s being run by idiots.” January 2018 (stolen from Jeff Foxworthy, who stole it from Fritz Edmunds (whoever that is).
“I’d rather drink weed killer than support Obamacare.” October 2016.
“It must suck to be that dumb.” November 6, 2019, of Nancy Pelosi at a Trump rally in Monroe.
—Louisiana Sen. John Neely Kennedy, who obviously is the rejected love child incarnate of Will Rogers and LBJ—but with only half the wit of the former and none of the charisma of the latter.
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I would be proud to have “half the wit of Will Rogers”. And LBJ had “Charisma” ???
Parody, Zoe, parody. No, LBJ did not have charisma and Kennedy has even less. That was the point. And you completely missed the half-wit reference. (Boy it’s rough when you have to ‘splain. Tough crowd.)
Better choice is to ignore ’em Tom.
“When you’re Depressed, Just take my advise. Pull down your pants, and Slide on the Ice” Dr.Sidney Freeman, M.A.S.H.
John Neely Kennedy is an embarrassment to our state and our country. He is on a sinking ship, following orders from an unhinged captain, and doesn’t have sense enough to know it. It truly must suck to be that clueless. BTW, if he expects anybody to believe Nancy Pelosi is dumb, he is dumber.
Mr. Winham: my thoughts, exactly!!
Agree with Mr. Winham, except he knows exactly what he is doing. Remember his brilliant question during the Cavanaugh confirmation? Do you believe in God? He also fixated on being Randy Quaid in Christmas Vacation. He is a hero like Trump and quiet the performer, but don’t wait for him to drink the Trump Koolaid. Truth is always missing in egomaniacs/narcissists . ron thompson
He reminds me of the ole time LA politicians – all talk. Loves to hear himself and speaking into microphone – back in the day, radio now TV. Always has an opinion. Reminds me of Huey Long speaking with an accent. There’s no truth to power there. Can’t put him at the top of the heap. Steve Scalise has that honor!