President Bone Spurs was positively euphoric this past weekend over the news that the U.S. Supreme Court had ruled that he may use $2.5 billion in military funds to build his BORDER WALL.
Trump was so thrilled over the 5-4 decision, that he spent the weekend sending out tweets which, instead of attacking political foes, boasted of his court victory.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Got the funs and we’re going to bild the wall! In fack, we’re going to bild severul wals!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
I may drive the first steak. Just trying to prioriotise which wall gets bilt furst.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Starting in New Mexico with furst wall. All Mexicans their will be reqwired to remain behind wall. Any children who gets p[ass wall will be put in cages. Make Amurica Grate Again!
Informed that New Mexico is not part of Mexico, but one of the 50 states, the White House did not respond but Trump did have a follow-up tweet:
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Fake news! If it says Mexico, were walling it off! Very staple jenious POTUS Makeing Amurica Grate Again!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
vMexico, Mane., Mexico, Pen., Mexico, Indiana., Mixico, Misssouri., Mexico, NY., Mexico BNeech, Florida. These peeple each voted dozens of times for crooked Hilary. Millions of cases of voter fraud their. Fences for all! No collusion! Make Amurica Grate Again!
The cities of Mexico in Maine, Pennsylvania, Indiana, Missouri and New York are all American cities. Mexico Beach, Florida, of course, was obliterated by Hurricane Michael last October, as evidenced by photos from Trump’s own personal network, FAUX NEWS.
Reminded that the city was completely destroyed by Michael, Trump promptly sent out yet another tweet:
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Grate news! That’s one less Mexico we have to bild a wall around. ICE will round up the people that lived their and ship them back.! No obstruction! POTUS exhonorated! Make Amurica Grate Again!
Outgoing White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders issued a statement in which she said that claims that Mexico Beach was completely destroyed were inaccurate.
“There was ONE BUILDING that survived, so the town was not ‘completely destroyed,’” she said. “This is just another example of liberal media bias.”
Trump used the building as inspiration for still another tweet when he indicated illegal aliens might be hiding in the surviving building:
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
We have proof that 800 Mexicans are wholed up in that building. ICE is going in their toround them up! POTUS Making Ameerica grate again!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Watch out Mexicans in Main, Penn, Ind, Misouri an New York. ICE is coming their next and the wals are going up! Mueller testimony proves POTUS Making Anerica grete again!
Louisiana Voice 
Great Satire. Watch out Borowitz. Here comes Az!
It’s a little early for April fools 2020, Tom. Funny, though, in a dark way.
You two need to get your wives to check your depends. Trump has both of you s***ting all over your self.
Uh, first of all, yourself is one word. Second, your usage is incorrect. It should be yourselves. You must edit Bone Spur’s tweets for spelling.
*Grate* reply Tom.
Sidbury, you seem a bit upset and more than a little thin skinned. If you’re that tight-assed over a little parody, you’ll suffer a self-induced coronary or stroke over a serious story. Also, it would appear that you are crude and lacking in any semblance of social graces and imagination when it comes to insults. Depends? Seriously? Is that your best shot? That sounds like something your hero would say.
Yeah, Sidbury, give us a break. You had eight full years to trash Obama. We’re only going to have four years with old Bone Spurs. Let us have a little fun while we can.
loved it Tom, what misspelled words?? thanks ron thompson
I’m ready for you to start reporting actual news again. Your Trump posts come across as TDS and are about to all be proven wrong. You are witnessing history and can’t even see it.