“You may obtain an original birth certificate or birth card at our office if you were born in Louisiana. If not born in Louisiana, you must contact the state you were born in. You may also obtain a death certificate if you died in Louisiana.”
—From the Assumption Parish Clerk of Court’s Web page.
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I am so relieved to know that I may obtain my death certificate in Louisiana if and when I die here.
Hahaha! Ghosts in Assumption Parish need to prove their authenticity before they can haunt them Cajuns.
Well…what can I say?
Also, a minor point, but the state I was born in was naked and bloody. The state in which I was born was Louisiana. It is good to know if I die here I can get my death certificate at the clerk’s office rather than having to try to order it online. I don’t know if my fingers would work the keyboard – they would probably go right through.