“The metallic badge has a magnetic back and should be placed on the driver’s side of your vehicle’s trunk or rear door.”
—Louisiana State Troopers Association suggestion in its fundraising letter for those who give $50 or more, which appears to be a subtle message that the decals might serve as a “get out of jail free” card for traffic offenders.
Louisiana Voice 
Oh surely our first responders would never stoop to such crass fundraisers.
I think most Troopers would give you two tickets if you tried to use that as a defense.
Zoe, Zoe, Zoe….The whole point of putting the stickers on your trunk or driver side door is that you won’t have to say anything. It’s an unspoken signal. (Are we going to have to ‘splain everything to you?)
Gotta love your rosy, everything is beautiful outlook.