“I’m doing my job that I was elected to do.”
—U.S. Sen. David Vitter, explaining his refusal to engage traditional campaigning and his refusal to participate in debates with other candidates as he attempts to remain in Washington while allowing his Super PAC, The Fund for Louisiana’s Future, to purchase the governor’s election on his behalf.
“I have the job I want.”
—Bobby Jindal, on so many occasions during his first term that we all got sick of hearing it.