“Diogenes, what are you doing with that lamp here in Sinope?
“I am looking for an honest man.”
“Diogenes, what are you doing with that lamp here in Athens”
“I am looking for an honest man.”
“Diogenes, what are you doing with that lamp here in Corinth?”
“I am looking for an honest man.”
“Diogenes, what are you doing in the State Capitol in Baton Rouge?”
“Looking for my freaking lamp.”
Louisiana Voice 
Perfect1 Rolling on the floor.
Actually Dan Claitor deserves credit for his recent bill banning legislators from their parasitic preying on state retirement.
Dan Claitor does not answer phone calls or emails. One little bill won’t get him out of my dog house…