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BRPD shuts down street crimes unit, ‘torture warehouse’ amid criminal investigation

The headline in today’s Baton Rouge Advocate would seem to indicate that the Baton Rouge Police Department is hell-bent on emulating its New Orleans counterpart. I mean, “Torture Warehouse”? Seriously?

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(Then here’s what he had to say about Biden’s fundraising):

Democrats celebrate, Biden fundraises off Trump arrest

Democrats celebrated the booking of former President Donald Trump into an Atlanta jail, with President Biden using the opportunity to fundraise for his 2024 re-election campaign.

https://mxmnews.com/news/democrats-celebrate-biden-fundraises-off-trump-arrest

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-blasted-for-fundraising-as-trump-arrested-in-georgia-spikes-the-football

https://www.axios.com/2023/08/27/trump-campaign-fundraising-mug-shot

Maybe I’m missing something, but (a) fundraising is what politicians do; sometimes, it seems that’s all they do; (b) hasn’t TFG been in a constant state of fundraising himself since he left office? And, (c) Isn’t there someone else who can run against these guys? In the words of ol’ Uncle Earl Long, put a decent guy in there and beat both of ‘em.

—Carl Czervik

Call me a skeptic, but given recent history, should we be making kids even more accessible to these people?

—Carl Czervik

Editor’s Note: Carl Czervik is the new publisher of LouisianaVoice, having taken control from founder Tom Aswell. Czervik is a native of Poughkeepsie, New York, but has resided in Baton Rouge for the past 42 years. This the first of what is anticipated to be many columns on Louisiana and national politics and the occasional observations on social and legal issues.

By Carl Czervik

If you haven’t been paying attention, you may want to begin watching public education in Louisiana for a tendency to cater to the right-wing extremists.

Said another way, we may be seeing the first indications of Louisiana public education following in the footsteps of Florida, which many will agree, has recently gone off the rails.

First came the maniac push to censor books in school and public libraries by an organization calling itself Citizens for a New Louisiana, but believed by some to be financed by ultra-conservative Republicans in the Washington, D.C.-Virginia area. (It’s the same group that has crashed the Livingston Parish party by first injecting itself into the created crisis du jour of “inappropriate library books” and most recently the race for State Senate by slamming State Rep. Buddy Mincey, most likely on behalf of his opponent, State Rep. Valerie Hodge — regardless, a classic example of misleading, dirty politics of half-truths and outright distortions. Noticably nothing positive about Hodges, just negatives about Mincey. That’s because campaign contribution limitations prohibit these clowns from endorsing a candidate; they can only sling hog excrement because that’s where they live.)

Next came news that the Board of Elementary and Secondary Education had approved an outfit calling itself Third Future was taking over operations of the former PRESCOTT MIDDLE SCHOOL in Baton Rouge for the next three school years.

Then, on July 24, Louisiana Superintendent of Education CADE BRUMLEY gave an address at the regular meeting of the Baton Rouge chapter of Moms for Liberty.

So, what’s the big deal about Third Future taking over a single school – a failing school at that?

And what’s so bad about giving a speech to a group with the benign-sounding name Moms for Liberty?

Maybe nothing and maybe a lot.  More recently, on July 27 to be exact it was announced that the Houston Independent School District (HISD), Texas’s largest school district, has given the axe to 28 ACHOOL LIBRARIANS and will convert the libraries to behavior centers.

And what’s so bad about giving a speech to a group with the benign-sounding name Moms for Liberty?

Nothing…except that the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) has classified the national organization as a hate group with the sole intent of creating chaos and disrupting public education with the rewriting of history to fit a conservative agenda (read: book censorship, eliminating any mention of slavery, civil rights, or the massacre of Native-Americans.

Again, what’s the big deal?

Well, the superintendent of the HISD is one Mike Miles, founder of Third Future.

Of course, since becoming the HISD superintendent, Miles went through the motions of separating himself from Third Future….by appointing his sister, SHIRLEY MILES, to succeed him as Executive Director of Schools.

That’s the same Shirley Miles who while in her previous job as Director of the Department of Defense Education Activity, was accused of MISCONDUCT in a 75-page report that alleged that she flim-flammed her employer i.e. taxpayers, out of payments to which she was not entitled. In other words, financial improprieties involving travel reimbursements.

So, by connecting the dots, I’ve come up with my own wholly viable conspiracy theory: there are evil forces flying under our radar that would undermine education and basic human rights while reinvigorating the dark days of Jim Crow.

Cade Brumley, as head of Louisiana public schools, the Board of Elementary and Secondary Education, Moms for Liberty, Citizens for a New Louisiana, and Third Future are all working in concert to totally revamp public education in Louisiana – and not for the overall improvement of education itself, but for the advancement of a political agenda that censors textbooks and library books while completely rewriting American History.

Florida, thanks to Ron DeSantis and a pliant Florida legislature, has already made education in that state a laughingstock. And it’s not just on the elementary and secondary school levels, but higher education as well. As a result, professors and public school teachers in that state are exiting the profession in staggering numbers.

The same fate awaits Louisiana if we allow this silent – but insidious – movement to flourish here.

Okay, okay, I know I’m supposed to be retired (and there are those who undoubtedly wish I’d stay that way), but as Publisher Emeritus, a title I’ve magnanimously bestowed upon myself, I reserve the right to climb out from under my rock and offer up a periodic masterpiece of literary brilliance (or nonsensical cerebral compost, depending upon one’s point of view – I leave it to the individual reader to determine the appropriate description).

I write the following after being appropriately inspired by:

• A network news story about self-described whistleblower David Grusch’s eyebrow-raising testimony before the House Oversight Committee. Grusch claimed – under oath, no less – to have seen with his own eyes physical evidence of UFOs and extra-terrestrials (all deceased, of course);
• A hilarious essay by Washington Post columnist Dana Milbank;
• And last, but certainly not least, a suggestion by one of my dearest friends who warned me upon threat of bodily harm, to “Leave my crummy arse out of this looming train wreck!”

Among the claims offered up by Grusch that Republican members of the committee seemed all to eager to believe were:

• The US is in possession of alien bodies (deceased, of course, which I suppose is redundant);
• Benito Mussolini was in on the secret but apparently never told anyone (imagine that!)
• The Vatican is part of the coverup conspiracy;
• A private contractor is storing (concealing might would be a better term) one of the football-field-sized alien crafts;
• The federal guvmint has apparently killed people in order to keep a lid on the story;
• Milbank, in his column, pointed out somewhat skeptically that Grusch had no documents, photos or other evidence to back any of his assertions – because it’s classified.

And it’s that last part that has direct ties to Mar-A-Lago and Donald Trump, which takes this entire story to a higher dimension and goes a long way in exonerating Trump for squirreling away all those docs that the Justice Department – and the Democrat World – have their drawers in a wad over.

In one of the most exclusively exclusive stories ever uncovered by LouisianaVoice, our confidential sources have (actually, that would be singular source and the third-person singular participle has since there’s actually only one source) revealed that at the very time that the 2020 election was so unceremoniously stolen from him, Donald Trump was in ultra-sensitive, top-secret negotiations with Zbyrck Obgrz, supreme Commander of the Joint Intergalactic Command Force to purge Earth of war, hunger, racial discord, poverty, pollution, crime, general ignorance and the heartbreak of psoriasis while simultaneously providing financial assistance in helping Trump to set up a series of interplanetary combination way-stations/hotel/casinos designed to dwarf the upstart Buc-ee’s that are popping up along interstate highways in Texas and Louisiana.

Now if that seems a bit much to digest, consider the destructive implications had news of these talks leaked and had given Putin or Kim Jong Un or Xi Jinping an opportunity to crash the talks with their own incentives. (That, of course, explains Trump’s seeming to cozy up to Putin, Kim and Xi: he was conducting his own intelligence in order to keep abreast of what they knew of the ongoing talks with Obgrz.) Starting to make sense now, right?

But then, in the wake of the 2020 debacle, the leak was inevitable and straightaway, special interests with their own agenda attempted to tank the negotiations. Obviously, we’re talking about Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger, Fulton County (Georgia) District Attorney Fani Willis, New York Attorney General Letitia James and Special Counsel Jack Smith, who have joined forces to undermine the stability and benevolence developed and nurtured by Trump.

And while Grusch didn’t say as much because of threats against his life, it’s pretty obvious that the four individuals named in the previous paragraph are part of a separate intergalactic cabal bent on eliminating Trump and Trumpism while installing an illegitimate and discordant dictatorship under the banner of the Democratic Party.

All of which brings us to Mar-A-Lago and those documents. Obviously, the US Justice Department is correct in insisting that they consist of top-secret information. But what they don’t say – and what Grusch could never say – is that much of that classified data is directly related to Trump’s highly-secret negotiations with Obgrz and the Biden administration desperately wants – must – get its hands on those documents at all costs! They wanted Tom Cruise to retrieve them but he was busy filming Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning – Part One.

But thankfully, the one thing Biden and his Justice Department haven’t been able to decrypt is the method by which Obgrz and his emissaries have been able to utilize teleportation to furtively enter and depart Mar-A-Lago in a continuation of critical talks. The FBI continues to be frustrated in its inability to determine when the actual teleporting and ensuing conferences occur, thus explaining its failure to sabotage negotiations as they transpire.

Also fortunately, Trump’s enormously high IQ (bolstered by Obgrz’s injections of 400 ccs of Jqvpol solution (which is infinitely more effective than Prevagen), he metamorphosized the ability and mental acuity to memorize all the relative information contained in the documents and to cerebrally redact critical passages, forcing both informed Democrats and Republicans who remain ignorant of the critical importance of the negotiations to employ all means necessary to prevent his return to the White House.

There. That’s the explanation in a nutshell. But if you desire more confirmation, go here for Bob Newhart’s intriguing interview on a related subject: